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Stallman Feeds Gates His Own Words

soloport writes "C|Net has published an article, written by RMS, in which Stallman points out that Gates is merely calling the kettle communist. Toward the end of the article, Stallman strengthens his point by feeding Bill his own words. Back in 1991, Bill said, in an internal memo: 'If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today's ideas were invented and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today...A future start-up with no patents of its own will be forced to pay whatever price the giants choose to impose.' Now, if only Bill were as clear-minded on the subjects of Innovation and Interoperability."

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  1. Nelson: by BWJones · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stallman strengthens his point by feeding Bill his own words.

    Once again, I imagine Nelson: Ha Ha!

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  2. Hehehe by halcyon1234 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Stop repeating everything I'm saying!"

    "Stop repeating everything I'm saying!"

    "Stallman's a dork."

    "Stallman's a... HEY!"

    1. Re:Hehehe by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > "Stop repeating everything I'm saying!"
      > "Stop repeating everything I'm saying!"
      > "Stallman's a dork."
      > "Stallman's a... HEY!"

      *pause*

      "Stallman's a GNU/dork?"

    2. Re:Hehehe by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfft. Richard Stallman is a genius - everybody knows he'd counter that tactic by grabbing Bill's arms and knocking them on his head, saying "Why are you hitting yourself, Bill? Why are you hitting yourself??"

    3. Re:Hehehe by kevinbarsby · · Score: 2, Funny

      From Calvin and Hobbs "Human Echo"

      (from memory so possibly misquoted)

      Hobbs: Stop repeating everything I say.
      Calvin: Stop repeating everything I say.

      ...

      Hobbs: I'm a maggot with lumpy gravy for Brains.
      Calvin: Well at least you have the courage to admit it...

      Calvin (one bashing later): Sooner or later everyone falls for that

  3. calling the kettle communist?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    what the feck is THAT supposed to mean?

    make sense, dammit.

    1. Re:calling the kettle communist?? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

      He spelled it wrong. It meant to say calling the kettle GNU/communist.

    2. Re:calling the kettle communist?? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Funny
      Idiom "the pot calling the kettle black"

      So clearly the pot is a pinko commie. Probably a liberal too. Obviously not Revere Ware.

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  4. Admittedly, RMS IS a Commie, but... by 7Ghent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gates is merely doing what's best for the stockholders. Oh wait. That's HIM.

  5. Re:Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    " If Apple (or Xerox) had patented the GUI, we would still be stuck with DOS!

    So, if M$ patents everything it can get its hands on, what innovations would it stop?"

    Or we would all use Apples.

  6. Re:Perhaps bill should heed these words by thhamm · · Score: 2, Funny

    oops. i just read "I think Bill could learn a lot from Slashdot ..." :) secret wish?

  7. Should have been: by temojen · · Score: 3, Funny

    The hammer calling the sickle communist.

  8. Look at that guy. by dourk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get a shave and a haircut, buddy. It 2005 already.

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  9. Other 14 year old quotes by enjo13 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The transfomers are WAAAY better than G.I. Joe" - me

    "Seriously, I didn't sleep with that woman. " - Governor Clinton

    "Remember what I said about taxes.. uhm, psyche!" - George Bush 1

    "Don't make me tell daddy" - George Bush 2

    "I bet I could make money on this internet thing" - Steve Case

    Ahhh.. good ole '91

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  10. Pot calling kettle black... by dantheman82 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wasn't it the pothead (Bill Gates, 1983) calling the kettle (Stallman, 2025) black?

    Gotta love that GNU/Linux (cough, Linus) side-swipe. Poor bitter man...that Stallman.

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  11. Re:YRO? by dan_sdot · · Score: 2, Funny
    Serious question. Can anyone tell what this could possibly have to do with online rights?
    Nothing. Its just a really cool sounding category, and the editors like using it.
  12. Best part of the C|Net article... by Infonaut · · Score: 5, Funny
    is as usual, the comments section.

    There's an entire thread devoted to discussion of how much Stallman needs to "get a haircut," since of course how you wear your hair is an indicator of the worth of your ideas.

    Imagine if Einstein hadn't worn a crewcut his entire life. Where would we be then?

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  13. Re:Well You know what they say about absolute powe by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're just going to have to trust me. And stop masturbating so much, it makes me sad.

  14. Re:Well You know what they say about absolute powe by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, so you are watching me huh? I can really get into this new kink.

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  15. Re:Patents by glenebob · · Score: 2, Funny

    The command line is fine and dandy.
    Just not DOS!!!

  16. Re:In fairness to M$FT... by mattspammail · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently you didn't read the "Allowed HTML" tag section when you were posting. Your tags didn't come out right.

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  17. Re:In fairness to M$FT... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 4, Funny
    Avery Lee 00-12-05: ASF support removed at request of Microsoft

    Can't quite make out that date format. Is it the 0th of December or the twelfth of Nonuary?

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  18. Re:In fairness to M$FT... by hunterx11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously. That would be as stupid as suing IBM without any evidence.

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  19. Re:In fairness to M$FT... by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I came up with my own date format once.
    It went YMYDMYDY.
    Please help me push it as the new international standard as I'm sure it will alleviate the confusion.

    Today: 20012055

  20. Re:I think he already does... by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Funny

    VB is never appropriate amongst geeks. We know what it is, but we dare not speak of it.

    Now put that down and go wash your hands! Go!