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Ready or Not, Here comes Windows XP SP2

TheViffer writes "Beginning April 12, 2005 Microsoft will remove all temporary blocking of Windows XP SP2 by automatic update and Windows update which it has granted to those organizations that requested it. So unless you run Software Update Service (SUS), chances are you will get a mix of SP1 and SP2 running at the same time. Let's just hope you have these programs that are known to experience a loss of functionality when they run on a Windows XP Service Pack 2-based computer and these programs that seem to stop working after you install Windows XP Service Pack 2 patched, upgraded, or removed. Might be a good time for help desk personal to pencil in a week (or two) of vacation."

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  1. Last Post! by AtomicSnarl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to upgrade XP now.... ummm....

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  2. Re:Turn it off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Your advice is as stupid as your grammar.

  3. "help desk personal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am looking for a SWM that can keep his call times down to 5 minutes.

    1. Re:"help desk personal" by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi, my name is Bob. I'm a network supervisor who loves long gaming sessions and linux. My dislikes are first posts, me too, and sunlight.

  4. Re:help desk "personnel" by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it's "help desk personnels" with dating ads? "M tek sks F 4 lvl 2 sprt"

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  5. Re:Never mind the fact.... by lcsjk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell that to Aunt Susie.

  6. Re:Have fun with that by b166er_zeroone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Glad I am running windows95! oh, wait...

  7. Re:Never mind the fact.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Fuck this....
    Lots of web aplications are broken by this:
    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/prodtechno l/winxp pro/maintain/sp2brows.mspx#EFAA

    So.. in order to fix cross-domain scripting, they fuck intra-domain scripting, and propose two piece-of-shit workarounds:
    -Modify some register value... yeah, I'll tell that to thousands of clients.
    -"Fix" your code as per the braindead example... which doesn't work in every situation brought up by this.

    Yes I'm pissed because i'm trying to fix a retarded 3rd party javascript-bloated web interface that keeps throwing "permission denied" errors in perfectly valid pages since SP2 was introduced.

    Fuck everything...

  8. Re:help desk "personnel" by Jon_E · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tech: Hello, help desk ..
    User: Hi, I'm having problems with my hard disk .. I'm about 5'4" with dark hair, brown eyes, and a petite slim build .. I like walks on the beach, romantic dinners, poetry, science fiction, and smart geeky guys ..
    Tech: hold on, I'll be right there ..

  9. Re:Never mind the fact.... by erlenic · · Score: 3, Funny
    She told me about it :)

    Seriously though, this bypasses an installation prevention method that Microsoft released for businesses to use. It was either a GPO or registry setting. Either way, Aunt Susie already got SP2 last fall, when it first hit Windows Update. That's why I had to install some software updates for her back then.

  10. It might be a good time for helpdesk personell... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Funny

    to start using pencils.

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  11. Re:Good Alternative to Windows Update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah, yes, the MBSA. That's the program that keeps telling me I have a critical patch missing from Microsoft Outlook. The critical security patch? "Update for Office 2003 French Grammar Checker (KB873381)". From KB 873381: "This update significantly improves the process for finding and correcting grammar errors in French language documents..." Well, no wonder all those worms have been getting through our firewalls! (And by the way, the French grammar checker isn't even installed on the workstation in question.)

  12. Re:Why SP2 by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    You let managers have access inside the firewall?! (Okay, maybe you have to let them inside the outer firewall, but still!)

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  13. Re:Let me get this stright by khromatikos · · Score: 1, Funny
    1)People complain about windows security.

    2)Microsoft comes out with sp2 that has a built in firewall.

    3)People then complain that the firewall makes it so alot of other firewall/security applications don't work.

    4)Then they complain that things like FTP and IIS dont work....

    5)???

    6)Profit!
  14. Re:Never mind the fact.... by spac3manspiff · · Score: 2, Funny

    You insensitive clod!

    My Aunt uses SuSE.

  15. Re:Ready or not, here comes the FUD by glitch23 · · Score: 0, Funny

    When will the "bashing Microsoft makes me feel good" trend end?

    When it stops feeling good.....never.

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  16. How is this a problem by DarkMantle · · Score: 2, Funny

    the first program listed that it blocks is " AOL Toolbar version 1.13.2" isn't this a good thing?

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