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Whereables?
d4 asks: "Thad Starner has been using a wearable computer daily since 1993, and Steve Mann has had an impressive amount of press coverage over the years. But if you want wearable computing in 2005, it seems you must build your own system. Why, after all this time and attention, are wearables still not commercially available?"
I don't want to reboot by pants! And I don't want a virus in my jacket ...
Even geeks want to try and find a date!
"Flyin' in just a sweet place,
Never been known to fail..."
I can't use wearable computers since my tie keeps getting caught in the CPU fan.
Height: 38U, Weight: 0 Newtons, Eyes: #0000FF, OS: Gray Matter 1.0 (Alpha)
Where did I leave my frigging whereable ? Maybe I look it up on my wearable.
4. Basements- Having a wearable computer would mean that geeks would actually have to enter the unforgiving world that awaits beneath the scorching sun.
This is the reason why there are no wearable Heat problems
Wearables haven't become popular because the people that would possibly use wearables realized that rather than wearing an expensive computer, they can wear armor or a startrek uniform and still look like just as much of a jackass.
How appropriate that a pirate, a thief, a vandal of intellectual property rights such as yourself, would advance such a criminally stupid argument.
> If you have to stop surfing to cross the road
There's a chicken joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite lay my fingers on it...
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