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Top 100 Gadgets of All Time

akintayo writes "Mobile PC released its list of the top 100 gadgets of all time. The number one gadget was the Apple Powerbook 100. And the list does include some older gadgets, most notably the Abacus at #60. The BBC also has an article on the list."

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  1. #79 is the best one by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer #79 (TASER X26, 2003) If you have one of these you can probably eventually get everything else on the list.

    1. Re:#79 is the best one by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
      I prefer #79 (TASER X26, 2003) If you have one of these you can probably eventually get everything else on the list.

      Pfft! Build your 0wn! All you need is a small high current cell, a high voltage transformer, an cheep motor to switch between charge/discharge of the primary coil, some light guage twisted pair and some bait stickers. (Test it on people who irritate you first, to make sure you don't have it set to deadly.)

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    2. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's a cheep motor? Does it work with bird power?

    3. Re:#79 is the best one by thomasa · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I had #34567 (spear, 123434 BCE) you would not get near me!

    4. Re:#79 is the best one by SlayerofGods · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahh but I could blind you with my #63 and then take you out with my #20.

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    5. Re:#79 is the best one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Usually when I have to go #2, I go #1 first.

  2. swingline stapler by oscast · · Score: 4, Funny

    personally, I would have opted for the red swingline stapler.

    1. Re:swingline stapler by sgant · · Score: 4, Funny

      My top gadgets? Yeah yeah, it's a cliche now, but I still can't live without these:

      1. Duct Tape - nuff said
      2. WD-40
      3. A Sharpie, black
      4. slot-head and phillips head screwdriver

      Drop me on an island and I'll build an empire!

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    2. Re:swingline stapler by FlyingPostman · · Score: 2, Funny

      But all us Canadians know that the Robertson Screwdriver is far superior. Thats a square drive for all you yanks.

  3. Top Gadgets? by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I thought this looked an awful lot like a geeks Christmas list...

    d33r 54nt4, 1 b33n v3ry 1337 th15 y34r..

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    1. Re:Top Gadgets? by EnronHaliburton2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

      d33r 54nt4, 1 b33n v3ry 1337 th15 y34r..

      Dear Kid,

      There will be no presents for you until you learn how to use a fucking keyboard, you dimwit.

      -- Santa Claus

  4. Jeez, Slashdotted already... by aendeuryu · · Score: 5, Funny

    They might as well be running their webserver on #50...

    This might get modded funny if people could actually get to the site and figure out which one #50 is.

  5. Well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The BBC also has an article on the list.

    Congratulations to the BBC for making the gadets list!

  6. Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boy! I'm sure surprised that a magazine gave an apple device the #1 spot. I surely didn't see that coming!!

  7. could only read 9 by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any list that includes the POPEIL POCKET FISHERMAN in a list of greates gadgets isn't worth reading any further.

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  8. bad list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    what, no sex toys? the hitachi magic wand at least deserves a nod.

  9. What - no Rabbit? by The+Steely+Dan · · Score: 5, Funny

    My SO swears by hers!

    1. Re:What - no Rabbit? by RichDice · · Score: 3, Funny
      Everyone else just swears at it. Hang up and drive!

      You have no idea what the original poster is talking about, do you?

      Original poster -- sounds like you've got some work to do on the home front!

      Cheers,
      Richard

  10. Forgot the P-P-P-Powerbook! by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now that is a gadget that deserves some recognition in the top 100! http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/

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  11. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by the+pickle · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the Soviet cosmonauts thought pencil lead actually contained "metal lead particles," it's no wonder they lost the Cold War...

    p

  12. Portable massagers by chia_monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can think of at least one "portable device" that many women would think is THE best invention ever...

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    1. Re:Portable massagers by morzel · · Score: 4, Funny
      I can think of at least one "portable device" that many women would think is THE best invention ever...
      The credit card?
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  13. Re:Abacus by brilinux · · Score: 4, Funny
    But I'd consider an abacus to be a pretty damned effective mobile computing device

    When I was a boy, our abaci took up an entire wall, and we had to move the stones with donkeys, ropes, and pullies. Mobile computing my ass!

  14. Dildo? by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gadgets needed moving parts and/or electronics to warrant inclusion.

    And no dildo? You call this news for nerds?...

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  15. Re:When I was a boy... by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I was a boy, the Greeks attacked and killed the Latins only to steal thier words.

  16. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by Mattintosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Tang is even less well known on /.

    Sorry, I had to...

  17. If only someone would invent... by sherpajohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "Unslashdotable Server".

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  18. I can't believe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    They left out Gadget from Chip and Dale's rescue rangers! She was so hot! And a nerd to boot!

    "*wuzza wuzza*"

    What? oh.

  19. Re:Cosmonaut use of pencil myth yet again by yack0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Made with real giraffes? :)

    Or perhaps that was graphite.

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  20. Re:Abacus by Have+Blue · · Score: 5, Funny

    I agree that my abacus has a very intuitive interface and gets awesome battery life, but it seems to be taking a long time to compile a kernel. Anyone have tips for optimizing this?

  21. #42/#36 by aoasus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man i can't believe it!

    They think that digital watches are still pretty neat, but didn't put it at number 42! They ought turn their geek cards in!

    Way to set yourselves up for a perfect inside joke and not even coem thru with it guys!

  22. Re:Recent biases by dr_dank · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the sextant and chronometer arguably affected long-distance travel more than Bose noise-canceling headphones...

    Hell no. Ships back then were very loud. The noise cancelling headphones allowed the likes of Magellan and Cortez to listen to their Ye Olde 50 Pence albums in peace.

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  23. Re:Abacus by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Except for the abacuses produced by Microsofte. I always hated getting the Blue Bead of Death.

  24. Plenty O Gadgets missing by technopinion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where's my grandmother's clamp-on-the-counter hand-cranked apple peeler? That thing could peel an apple in 5 seconds flat. Certainly more innovative than half the stuff on that list.

  25. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm.

    And the oldest digital calculator too.

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  26. How about the "match" by moterizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fire in a stick. Hmm. Comes to mind as something that has been used from time to time down through history. Guess it can't compete with the Clapper.

  27. Re:Centuries? Try millenia! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd say the oldest calculating machine, and most used even today, can be found at the end of your arm.

    You mean, my watch?

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