Invisible Malware Install 65MB Large
Paperghost writes "Words fail me with this one - don't have the .NET framework on your PC to utilise the adware maker's technology? No problem, they'll download it for you without you knowing. The problem is that it's a sixty-five megabyte install." From the article: "...the size of the .NET framework to download can vary drastically depending on what extras you have - don't forget the service packs, SP1 is an extra 10 or so MB in size. But I'm actually understating the amount of space used when installed, as .NET can total up to 100MB."
I wonder if it comes with 24-hour tech support?
It's bad enough installing spyware, but now they have to go and install Microsoft software!?!?!?!
You slimy bastards!
I hope they're using bittorrent...
They could have at least installed the open source version of .Net, aka Mono. What were they thinking!
"With enough memory and hard drive space, anything in life is possible!"
It's like apt-get for Windows, except you don't even have to ask for the software. Further proof Linux isn't ready for the desktop, I guess.
I remember the good old days when we would statically compile in our 100 Mb of needed libraries when propagating some malware. Technology just bites you in the ass sometimes.
Now I know how to install it without clicking "I agree". So we'll be seeing some benchmark results on .NET real soon now, right?
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Security is one of the core goals of .NET.
.NET as their preferred language of choice.
.NET, my malicious software is sure to be undeniably secure! Thanks Microsoft!"
That's why 9 out of 10 Malware authors now choose
A testamonial:
"I finally switched after being pwned by other Malware authors. All my other hack buddies laughed at me!" said 1337HaxX0r, author of AllYURComp.exe, "But now that I'm using
Karma: The only way to win is not to play.
No kidding, one time I was doing some painting with some latex paint, right? And I was painting an oak table (oak is a wood with a hard core), so I wanted to make absolutely sure that the paint would bond to it. So I hopped on to google and type in "hard core latex bondage". I think it must be a bug with the parsing engine or something.
Infact some models have shown its even in a species interest to play host to a disease causing entity that is more lethal to a competitor or predator. E.g. mice that carry diseases fatal to predetors.
In rare cases tolerance gives way ot full symbiosis where each helps the other. Perhaps a bacteria that helps deal with some more dread disease or an enteric digestive aid. Something that fixes nitrogen in your roots.
So anyhow maybe the course of virsuses are indeed ones that tune up your system, protect you from other viruses and make sure your computer is working optimally. Perhaps they will get out of your way when you are actually using it and just steal cylces and bandwidth when you wont miss it.
In that case 24 hour tech support is indeed on the way.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.