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Star Wars Episode 3 PG-13?

geekboxjockey writes "This story hints at the next Star Wars being a bit more of a mature themed movie: "[The film] is much more dark...more emotional. It's much more of a tragedy," adds Lucas. "...it will be the first Star Wars that's a PG-13.""There's also a new trailer airing during tonight's The O.C., so you can use that as an excuse to watch FOX teen drama. Fortunately for me, Summer is the only excuse I need. And maybe Captain Oats.

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  1. too little, too late by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lucas lost me completely with Attack of the Clones. The only Star Wars material worth the time these days is the expanded universe stuff.

    1. Re:too little, too late by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 5, Funny

      But how will you know how it ends??

    2. Re:too little, too late by gimpynerd · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think that maybe the third one will be better. George Lucas can't be oblivious to the fact that the public opinion of his last two films was not so favorable. I doubt he would want to be forever remembered of ruining a potentially good saga.

    3. Re:too little, too late by ZephyrXero · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not watching "the O.C."...lol. Who volunteers to rip it and bittorrent it for everyone else?

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      "A truly wise man realizes he knows nothing."
    4. Re:too little, too late by spideyct · · Score: 4, Funny

      How well did that logic work for you after Episode I?

    5. Re:too little, too late by dswensen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good one! Well, actually, you're right. He's not oblivious. He just doesn't care.

      He's made it abundantly clear in interviews that the fans don't mean shit to him. In an interview with CNN, his response to fans wanting an un-screwed with DVD of the OT was, "I'm sorry you fell in love with a half-finished film, but get over it."

      George Lucas doesn't give a tin shit for his fans or how they (or film history) see him, and moreover, because so many of them pay him money regardless of what he does, he doesn't have to.

      So yeah.

    6. Re:too little, too late by yintercept · · Score: 4, Funny
      I thought SW was cool when I was a kid

      Yeah, I want Lucas to make me feel like I did when I was a kid. Anything less is a betrayal. Damn, I am going to end up watching this thing and end up feeling like some type of lame slashdot reading middle aged computer hack.

      Mr. Lucas, YOU ARE FAILING YOUR FAN BASE!!!!

    7. Re:too little, too late by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why should he care???

      This is his art. He should be able to create/modify whatever he pleases. This is how he expresses himself (how much money he makes off of it should not matter).

      Let's say you wrote a novel. After your friend reads the draft, you decide that the ending sucked and changed it, which you like MUCH better. However, then your friend comes back and says the old ending was better and you should produce that novel instead of the new version that YOU, the author, like better.

      What business is of your friend to dictate what your novel should be? It is not a collaborative effort (unless YOU wanted it to be). Most artist would demand the same.

      If the public likes the new version, great. If they don't, that's fine too. At least you published what YOU, the artist, wanted.

      Why is that so hard to understand?

    8. Re:too little, too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      First, these were major motion pictures that were released, not a rough draft of a novel shown to a few friends.

      Second, Lucas wasn't the artist who made Empire Strikes Back - the best of the Star Wars films. So your argument has no merit with that movie.

      Third, there is no reason to not release the original versions. Given that Lucas hasn't written or directed a good film in decades, any pretense of this being to prevent embarrassment at seeing the old versions has no merit.

      Fourth, by not preserving the original version for posterity he is destroying a small piece of modern history and culture. If he were verifiably insane instead of simply losing his talents and abilities, I doubt anyone would agree with this destruction.

      Fifth, the original movies would be public domain by now if not for the government-corporate corruption of copyright law.

    9. Re:too little, too late by SomeGuyFromCA · · Score: 5, Interesting

      if memory serves, someone in the lucas camp did say re: episode 1: "you'll have to wait six years to really appreciate this movie".

      having been throughly spoiled on ep 3, i now know what he meant.

      you had to see the galaxy (and anakin) as they were before the darkness to see how major the changes were:

      you had to see the bureaucratically hobbled, glacially slow to act republic to understand why it was even possible for the empire to be born.

      you had to see the "whee! now this is podracing!" anakin to truly see how far the fall was to the "i don't 'fear' the dark side... i embrace it" vader. `

      episode 1 really cannot stand alone. it is the prologue both to its own trilogy and to the overall saga. the events in it seem minor and unimportant... except that you know what things like 'chancellor palpatine' will lead to. or when qui-gon said, "anakin skywalker... meet obi-wan kenobi"; the entire theater collectively draws a breath at that point because they know where and how these two men will end their friendship and their lives. and that was just with knowing what would happen in 4-6. now that we (are about to) have seen all of it (obi-wan crying out in frustration "you were the chosen one!" from the new trailer sticks in one's head) we can go back to ep 1 and see the shadows forming.

      yes, jar-jar is annoying. what, the universe of long ago and far away doesn't have annoying critters? besides, that's the irony - that jar-jar helped palpatine to power. yes, anakin's annoying, whiny, selfish, and clunky in "love scenes" with padme. that's part of his story and part of the reason he could fall to the dark side - palpy plays on his desire to be more powerful and his fear of losing/failing those he cares about.

      if anakin were the uber-cool, suave, humble-yet-powerful jedi people seem to want, what could palps offer him to tempt him to the dark side? moreover, why would he accept? the great irony of the star wars story is that anakin falls to evil because of love. because he wants that power so he can keep those he loves with him. and then once he knows he's lost padme forever, he fully accepts his role as darth vader, taking the only power and control he can, in bitterness, guilt and probably not a little self-hatred.

      and this is why luke was able to redeem vader. anakin was finally able to save someone - his own son - and not with the dark side of the force, and not even with the force at all, but by merely making a choice, a choice that he probably thought was lost to him forever.

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    10. Re:too little, too late by Hellad · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mary Shelley re-wrote Frankenstein in a smiliar way as GL. In books, this was an especially common practice. Iit is different in books because GL is preventing modern distribution of the old version, but Shelley did the same thing after she updated her text. It wasn't until after her death that the original version became available. The only reason that was even possible is becasue of the lax copyright laws on old texts.

    11. Re:too little, too late by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I agree with everything you're saying, none of it excuses the monsterously bad dialog, mostly from Annakin, in Eps 1 and 2. It's not a bad story at all, and the character development is interesting, but the actual writing (as opposed to the concepts behind it) is just so bad.

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    12. Re:too little, too late by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, you make Star Wars sound almost watchable. I'd like to hear you describe a good movie, I bet that would really be something!

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  2. Think of the children! by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    "This story hints at the next Star Wars being a bit more of a mature themed movie

    We wouldn't want pre-teens emulating the movie and killing themselves trying to surf on lava, would we? Good plan!

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    1. Re:Think of the children! by ZephyrXero · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A more mature Star Wars? Thank God! After the first two, I had lost almost all my hope for this one...maybe it will be halfway decent after all? It would make sense for this one to be the darkest of all of them since it shows how he turns to the dark side ;)

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    2. Re:Think of the children! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's much more of a tragedy," adds Lucas.

      One thing's for sure, he's right about it being a tragedy.

    3. Re:Think of the children! by cybercuzco · · Score: 4, Funny
      I had lost almost all my hope for this one...

      Sounds like you need A New Hope.

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  3. Make it G for all I care by Neil+Blender · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just make it good.

  4. Here's to hope by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "[The film] is much more dark...more emotional. It's much more of a tragedy," adds Lucas. ".

    Great. Will the story be any better than the last two? Will the acting be any better? BUT.....I ^H^H^H LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!! Please. I hope I am wrong as I thought that Empire Strikes Back was the best of the three original Star Wars films principally because it was dark and did not have Ewoks or (Exsqueeze me?) Jar Jar and the acting was much better. Star Wars had its appeal, but they started dropping off in Return of the Jedi and buying into the Hollywoodification and hype.
    There's also a new trailer airing during tonight's The O.C., so you can use that as an excuse to watch FOX teen drama.

    This is where they are choosing to premier this trailer? Oh man, all hope is lost. Seriously though, why? What is the demographic that they are appealing to for this film? Are Anakin and Padme going to develop into some soap opera? This is soooo disappointing. Perhaps I will see the trailer once it hits the Internet, but given the fact that I have not yet seen the last Star Wars film, I don't have much hope.

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    1. Re:Here's to hope by riptide_dot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is where they are choosing to premier this trailer? Oh man, all hope is lost. Seriously though, why? What is the demographic that they are appealing to for this film? Are Anakin and Padme going to develop into some soap opera? This is soooo disappointing. Perhaps I will see the trailer once it hits the Internet, but given the fact that I have not yet seen the last Star Wars film, I don't have much hope.

      Seriously, is this really a surprise to anyone? Lucas (and the rest of Hollywood for that matter) KNOWS that geeks (more specifically, 20-30 something MALE geeks) are salivating to get any glimpse of the new trailer and will sit through this chick-flick show just to see it early. This show's appeal is mosly to women, so they are attempting to (at least temporarily) expand their viewing audience to include the 20-30 something males that normally wouldn't think twice about flipping past it...

      I'm glad I have a Tivo though - that fast forward button will come in REAL handy tonight...:)

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    2. Re:Here's to hope by quandrum · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a member of three member household who doesn't have cable, spends 5+ hours a week gaming together, goes to the Comic book store on new comic book day, and generally geeks out everyday, I think you're dismissing The OC prematurely.

      We have someone tape it for us every week and we all love it. It generally has material relevant to geeks in every show, and it's a great way to start conversations with those women you so easily disdain. It may in fact not be for you, but I think more geeks than you realize are regulars.

      Now, as for the Spiderman-inspired kiss... *groan*

  5. I assure you by Sheetrock · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first two were a far bigger tragedy than the third will ever be. Eclipsed only by all those people waiting in line for months every time a new Star Wars is churned out.

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    Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
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  6. Captain Oats! by CyberBill · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Oats and Princess Sparkle are totally gonna hook up and do it. Last episode Seth and Summer kissed, so now its only a matter of time before they bring their plastic companions into the mix :)

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    -Bill
  7. More mature? by bdigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This story hints at the next Star Wars being a bit more of a mature themed movie"

    Does this mean we will be seeing the cut scene from Natalie Portman's movie "Closer" where she does a full nudity scene. I am sure they can work it into the movie somehow.

    JarJar and Anakin decide to go out to a club one night and are shocked to find the princess slumming it up for some extra cash.

  8. IV through VI were before the PG-13 era by tepples · · Score: 5, Informative

    The PG-13® film rating did not exist when the first three Star Wars movies (Episodes IV through VI) came out. Return of the Jedi (Ep VI) came out in 1983; PG-13 didn't start until July 1984, apparently because Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was right smack between PG and R. In fact, some believe that The Empire Strikes Back (Ep V) could have been PG-13 had that rating existed.

  9. Who cares what the rating is... by l33t-gu3lph1t3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one not holding his breath on this one? Seriously...who cares what the rating is.

    Dear George Lucas:

    Please, PLEASE don't screw this one up.

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  10. PG-13...That simply means... by jbarr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that they are caving in just like everyone else to modern pop culture pressures. No doubt, they'll try to spice it up ala the Matrix, and the gratuitous violence will no doubt abound. I'm certainly no prude or anti-violence-in-movies proponent, but it's a shame that they can't come up with truely stunning and excellent stories without having to resort to all the typical gratuitous stuff. I guess I'm just getting old...

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    1. Re:PG-13...That simply means... by vought · · Score: 5, Funny
      I guess I'm just getting old...


      It's called maturing. It's a good thing, really. Adds perspective.

  11. I love this! by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Way back when Jurassic Park came out, all these brilliant parents took their anklebiters to the local Bijou and to see the interesting dinosaurs. Whenever something graphic or loud happened the kids would scream, some bursting into crying fits. I could just hear these parents being roused from sleep for the next month by kids having nightmares. What could be so disturbing in this film? "Aaauugghhh! Mommy! Daddy! The Jar Jar has invited me to a sleepover with Jedi Juice!"

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  12. Hooray! Now Samuel L. Jackson can let loose! by GPLDAN · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm gonna kill your motherfuckin pasty white ass! Lightin bolt sendin motherfucker. Yo' bitch, you ever think of gettin new dentures? {ZZZZZZZap} God DAMN that hurt! Shit, your ass is mine now. With my blue Yoda saber, when you absolutely postively have to kill every last Sith motherfucker in the room...

  13. Karma mod + by novakane007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instant Karma to the first person to get the torrent to us here at ./

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    1. Re:Karma mod + by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      From others, I don't deserve the Karma so posting as a/c: small large

  14. The line that did it. by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Weesa really fucked nowsa.

    -Peter

  15. If you hate The O.C. by BloggerErrant · · Score: 3, Informative

    The trailer is viewable on my blog. Yeah, it's a bootleg. No, I don't give a damn about movie piracy.

    Quicktime required:

    http://geekfactor.uni.cc/vids/episode3trailer.mov

    1. Re:If you hate The O.C. by Keebler71 · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, it's a bootleg. No, I don't give a damn about movie piracy.

      That's ok... we don't care about your hosting server either...

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  16. George Lucas on 60 Minutes this week by geoff313 · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those of you who don't want to tune into the OC but want your Star Wars fix this week, I just noticed this over at starwars.com:

    Tune in to "60 Minutes" Sunday, March 13 on CBS for a special in-depth interview with George Lucas. The show previously profiled Lucas in 1999 during the release of Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace to document the beginning of the prequels. Now that Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith heads into the final stages of post-production, "60 Minutes" correspondent Lesley Stahl returns to Skywalker Ranch to chat with Lucas about his family, his technological innovations and his plans after Episode III.........

    You can find the rest of the article here:

    http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/release/public ity/news20050310.html

    -geoff313

  17. Yes, movie will be better - here's why by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This movie will be better than the first two. Why? Because as Lucas moves closer to the source material, he has less wiggle-room to screw up the story.

    The acting better? Who knows. Special effects? Undoubtedly similar to before. But the story at least will probably be better, and that's what I'm really looking forward to.

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    1. Re:Yes, movie will be better - here's why by STrinity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because as Lucas moves closer to the source material, he has less wiggle-room to screw up the story.

      This is the guy who reinterpreted "the greatest star pilot in the galaxy" to mean a seven year old kid who goes "yippie!" He doesn't have to stick to anything that he said in the previous films. He could quite easily decide that Luke is Anakin's clone, Amidala is Mon Mothma, and that Chewie is Jabba's son.

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  18. He said it... by ccharles · · Score: 5, Funny

    "It's much more of a tragedy," adds Lucas.
    Hey, he said it :P

  19. Re:More mature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean we will be seeing the cut scene from Natalie Portman's movie "Closer" where she does a full nudity scene. I am sure they can work it into the movie somehow.

    But if she's not petrified, what's the point?

  20. Ugh! Can Lucas destroy Episode VI any further? by dasunt · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all remember Episodes I - III with fond memories from our childhood, and they seemed to have stood up well to the test of time. The slowly building arc of Anakin's fall from the dark side against the backdrop of the crumbling republic made for some good cinema. Sure, there were a few mistakes (Jar Jar), but none as annoying as the new trilogy (Episode IV-VI) that Lucas started producing a few years ago.

    Compare: The multi-facetted Anakin vs the rather shallow Luke who has the depth of the average parking lot puddle. Or what about this 'Han Solo' character which seems right out of a John Wayne western? Instead of political intrigue, we have straight shoot-em-up space battles. And don't get me started on the third movie -- according to the leaks, not only is it going to have Luke blowing up the Death Star yet again, but it will have these cute cuddly teddy bear aliens that are an obvious ploy to appeal to the youngsters.

    Lucas! Stop raping my childhood! Ugh, you should have stopped with Episode III back in the 80s. How dare you ruin all that was good in your quest for more money!

    (This post brought to you by an alternative-timeline slashdot)

  21. A New Hope was originally G until... by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As an interesting side-note, the original Star Wars was slated to get a G rating. Lucas was already worried about having his film seen as kiddie fodder and the G rating really bothered him. So left in the scene of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru's remains burning in the fire when Luke finds them. That was sufficiently gruesome to get the rating raised to PG.

    I wonder if Lucas's shooting for a PG-13 rating with Revenge of the Sith is supposed to be some kind of tribute to what he did with A New Hope.

    GMD

  22. Re:More mature? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm personally amazed that you can film a child watching his father be beheaded, walk over, pick it up, and still get a G rating.

    Bambi was bad an all, but at least she didn't crawl inside of her mother for warmpth.

  23. Boycott Episode III - The Only Sensible Action by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Though I'm tempted, I think I'll avoid seeing this movie in the theatres for at least a month (if not completely). Why?
    • It'll do well enough without my money. LucasFilm doesn't pay attention to customers today; giving them more money on opening weekend won't change that.
    • There's almost no chance that the theatre version will be the same version released to DVD or in any other form in the future. Why become attached to an unfinished version of the film?
    • Hear the true reviews. I don't mean shills like my local newspaper reviewer, but the sci-fi fan sites that have similar values in film as mine. Will seeing the movie further ruin my appreciation of Star Wars and Empire? That's a bigger concern than whether this episode is any good.
    • Inevitability of Boredom or Disappointment. We know what will happen in the sequels, yet after two attempts no plots or characters have been developed in the first two prequels that I really care about. More than likely any "surprises" will undermine the movies that follow.
    I'm posting this on slashdot in case enough disappointed fans and geeks will join me in waiting at least a month after the debut to go see the film. I can't deny there's a curiousity about how this story will be finished, but my expectations are set very low and really only amount to knowing whether it will expectorate, urinate, or defecate on Episodes 4-6.
  24. Movie ratings are based on irrational fear by leereyno · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Movie ratings are based upon the dubious assumption that children will be adversely affected by seeing certain things when these same things are considered harmless to adults.

    If you believe that I've got a really nice bridge I need to get rid of and I'm willing to sell it to you on the cheap.

    I'm 32 years old and I don't think I've ever seen anything as a child or teenager in any movie or television program that ever warped my psyche or damaged my character. Yet the superstition persists that children need to be "protected" from seeing two people have sex, or from seeing violence, hearing certain words uttered, or any other number of other things that parents and society in general have irrational fears about. What I find most absurd is that things like movies are presumed to have an almost magical hypnotic influence over the young, while their real life experinces are not nearly so obessed about. If you're going to worry about your kids, worry about the example that you set for them, the things that they see YOU do, not whether they listen to Britney Spears, Howard Stern, or see an R rated movie.

    When I was younger I believed that society's treatment of the young was a case of intentional malice. As I grew older I came to realize that society was not out to oppress anyone per se, rather people are as a general rule really, really stupid and have a memory about as long as their little finger. The ludicrous myths and superstititons about what it means to be a child that get passed around as fact by those who only 20 or 30 years ago were children themselves would be hilarious if everyone didn't actually believe them.

    It is becoming more and more clear to me that civilization is carried on the backs of the relative handful who aren't tragically dumb. Everyone else is merely along for the ride.

    Lee

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  25. Droids Gone Wild! by snuf23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Jawas without cloaks!
    Hot Tusken on Tusken raiding!
    Watch as Mon Mothma shows Ackbar her trap!
    See Han's solo action! (He shoots first!)
    Steamy TK42 1 on 1 action!
    See Luke "bullseye" those wamp rats back on the farm!
    Find out which Jedi really has the biggest saber!
    Slave girls drunk on Qui Gon Jin!

    And yes finally Amidala with hot grits!

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  26. Re: Ugh! Can Lucas destroy Episode VI any further? by gidds · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Er, how come you got moderated as 'Funny' rather than the 'Insightful' you so richly deserved?

    Anyway, just what I was thinking. People have extremely rose-coloured memories. It's only natural! It's almost impossible to objectively judge something that you've known and loved (or hated) for so long.

    Okay, so Jar-Jar was an annoying twat. But then C3PO was also an annoying twat, just a slightly different sort of annoying twat, one who's overlaid by years of warm fuzzy feelings. I wish I could compare the two of them fairly, but I can't. Like a lot of people, I see the former as execrable, and the latter as loveable; however, if I were coming fresh to them both, would I still see them that way round? I don't know. But maybe it's a useful exercise trying to guess.

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  27. Stop ripping starwars... by bytor4232 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Yeah sure, IV to VI are far better than I and II, but its still far better than most of the crap that gets realeased nowadays. Lets have a look at the box office shall we?
    1. The Pacifier
    2. Be Cool
    3. Hitch
    4. Diary of a Mad Black Woman
    5. Million Dollar Baby
    6. Constantine
    7. Cursed
    8. Man of the House
    9. Because of Winn-Dixie
    10. The Jacket
    I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd rather see any of the prequels over any of these movies any day.
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