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RIAA Lawsuits from a John Doe's Perspective
An anonymous reader writes "Nick Mamatas was sued by and subsequently settled with the RIAA for file sharing. He wrote a piece for the Village Voice describing his experience, and he goes on to briefly discuss the implications of "John Doe" file-sharing lawsuits. He argues that the labels are using these suits as a source of profit; he also claims that when his lawyer contacted the RIAA to discuss the suit, he was put in touch with a regular staffer, not another lawyer. 'It feels like they're doing a volume business,' Mamatas' lawyer notes."
The RIAA is to America what GNAA is to Slashdot
Hey, at least they're doing something they're good at.
Just think, if the lawsuits decrease, record execs will suddenly whine, "OH WE ARE STARVING, WE SUED EVERYBODY! HELP US ORRIN!"
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Your friendly and conveniently located RIAA offices are here to take your extor... settlements. Just stop into one of our many locations.
We are also accepting unsolicited settlements. If you feel guilty about steeling from the table of our hard working label execs just drop by and we'll settle everything.
What could possibly go wrong?
It is pretty sad that our courts are used for this.. but repeat after me guys, "Chi-Ching!"
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Man, that article has opened my eyes. I never would have guessed all these lawsuits were used to generate profit for the cartel.
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I'll file this under "duh".
So will society let this one spin horribly out of control until it is a vast, pathetic cataclysm of Brobdingian proportions, that makes strong men weep, strong women faint and baby Jesus cry?
Of course we will. The question was rhetorical.
Hmm, Dollar a song at iTunes, Author of the article had about 2500 songs downloaded. Sounds like you might as well just download all the songs now and take your chances, pay RIAA later. Saves you from having to go through all the trouble of paying for iTunes.
I sit alone and watch the lights, on my PC for several nights. And ev'rything I want to load, I find it on the net, you know
You gave us all those boyband stars. Their CD price -- a total farce. You made 'em sing - which made us cry. We just want all those bands to die
RIAA
You'll just become some background noise, suing groups of girls and boys, who just don't know and just don't care, about your new idea of "fair"
You had your time, you've had the power. You're going to have your final hour
RIAA
All we hear is, RIAA bastards, RIAA sue you, RIAA wankers.
All we hear is, RIAA retards, RIAA blah blah
Peer to peer is new. RIAA no one now needs you!
We taped CDs - we dubbed the stars, off radio for hours and hours. Now we swap files amongst our peers, The tech just changes through the years
Let's hope you leave 'cause you're no friend. Like all good things they come to an end. Don't stick around, as we won't miss you. We're growing tired of all your bullshit
You had your time, you've had the power. You're going to have your final hour
RIAA
All we hear is, RIAA bastards, RIAA screw you, RIAA smacktards.
All we hear is, RIAA wankers, RIAA losers, RIAA ha ha.
All we hear is, RIAA retards, RIAA blah blah
Peer to Peer is new. RIAA, no one now needs you!
RIAA bastards, RIAA bastards, RIAA bastards
RIAA
You had your time you've had the power. You're going to have your final hour
RIAA
READY.
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Especially when they turn it up to eleven
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
So I should be punnished more for stealing a Farrari than a handa? Or how about killing a homeless guy compared to a rich guy?
Are you stupid?
Obviously you should be punished more, hell, stealing a Honda would probably not even be a felony.
i'm sorry, but i will never buy digital media in my life ever again
i haven't bought a single CD since i fired up Napster in 1999
my formula (using eMule) for not being caught is two-fold:
1. load your shared folder up with porn
2.if you must download linkin park or evanescence, the kind of stuff the riaa is sniffing?:
a. stop all of your downloads except that song you want with the most sources and the best connections
b. suck it down in under a minute
c. immediately get it out of your shared folder
d. if you do it fast enough, all the porn suckers you have cultivated will flood out anyone trying to get that drop of water pop song in your sea of masking porn
remember: the riaa only goes after those who make pop songs available, not those who download it
and speaking of pop songs?
i have the BEST solution for beating the riaa on that subject matter:
i embrace world music, i let my mind wander
currently, i'm into filipino music (i live in new york city)
the thing to do is is to expand your musical interests to things beyond the usual pop crap, and you are also therefore using the new file sharing technology to its greatest benefit: connecting with resources that otherwise would be beyond your grasp in the pre-internet universe
embrace world music, screw the pop crap, and you win two ways:
1. you won't be on the riaa's radar
2. you'll grow new brain cells as you develop an awareness of a world beyond your nation's borders, of music beyond your stupid local pop music industry
there really is a lot of good stuff out there that isn't the usual robbie williams or christina aguilera or kylie minogue crap
free your mind and give the bastards who want to market you sugar water the finger in the process
and for those of you with a holier-than-thou attitude about me ripping off poor third world musicians?
if it weren't for the filesharing networks, I WOULD NEVER BE EXPOSED TO THE ARTIST I AM LISTENING TO IN THE FIRST PLACE
solve that quandry and get back to me with your holier than thou attitude
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
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This is the kind of thing that gives lawyers a bad name. You describe a fantastic money machine then spoils everything by saying "Personally, I'd set up in a small town, could get rent for $1000, a receptionist for $8/hr, and a paralegal for under $30k. A pure profit machine."
With this kind of profit, set up in a nice $5k office, pay $20/hr to the girl in the front desk, make the paralegals beg to work for you by paying them $60k-$100k. You'd still be making tons of money and everyone in the office would be happy...
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