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date +%s Turning 1111111111

initsix writes "Break out your party hats. According to http://www.onlineconversion.com/unix_time.htm , Unix time is supposed reach 1111111111 on Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:58:31 GMT That's only 1036372537 seconds from 2^31 (ie Tue, 19 Jan 2038 03:14:08 GMT)!!"

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  1. Eh... by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll wait until it goes back to 0000000000 til I celebrate.

    1. Re:Eh... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      After reading further down in the article and seeing about 15 variations on my witty and original comment that were posted before I wrote it, I wish to officially withdraw my previous post.

      k-thx-bye

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    2. Re:Eh... by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, 2147483647 is the time of the epoch, not 9999999999.

    3. Re:Eh... by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "1111111111" is cool and all, but won't it be even more cool when we get to "2222222222?" :)

  2. Big 00000000 by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 3, Funny

    I rate this a 000000000 on the geek scale.

    1. Re:Big 00000000 by HiredMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      [Get Fuzzy]

      You couldn't be geekier if you were actually standing there with a Dungeon Master's Guide in your hand.

      -The old Dungeon Master's Guide or the new one? Because the new ones are swwweeeeeeet!

      I stand NOT corrected.

      [/Get Fuzzy]

      =tkk

    2. Re:Big 00000000 by SpookyFish · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll throw in my geek rating at 3735928559 -
      0xDEADBEEF

  3. Woohoo! by fdrake76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to party like it's 1111111110!

    1. Re:Woohoo! by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      As i sit here with a Giant collection of lego star wars toys , several half wrecked old machines servering various services ,a reference book collection to rival that of a national library ,an Espreso machine controled via blue tooth, An ever encroaching beard since i lost my shaving kit under a pile of a Punch cards and a wrist time device that runs linux ,,, I begin to think that this story is far too geeky .. 1010101010 is way cooler anyhow

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  4. people with way too much free time on their hands by VolciMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, I know it's cool (and tonight), but how bored do you have to be to figure this out? (Then again, I had a Star Wars II countdown timer running for a while on my desktop...)

  5. It gets better ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    don't forget people you can see the following amazing sights on your home digital clock without modifications !!

    11:11:11
    01:01:01
    00:00:00
    12:34:56

    please feel free to add your own

    1. Re:It gets better ! by dashing_cavalier · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about: 11:23:58?

      --
      Meh.
    2. Re:It gets better ! by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Informative

      The fibonacci clock always displays 11:23:58 :)

    3. Re:It gets better ! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Could you post some instructions describing how you managed get all those numbers?

      I haven't been able to get anything other than:

      12:00
      --:--
      12:00
      --:--
      12:00
    4. Re:It gets better ! by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Muddy Waters has a CD with 12 tracks on it and the total time of the CD is 2096 seconds. When I put it in my CD player, it says: 12 34:56.

    5. Re:It gets better ! by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I might have missed a digit around the 9,117th place... my memory is not as good as it used to be, and my typing skills aren't either.

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    6. Re:It gets better ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about: 11:23:58?

      Only if she's 5'3"!

    7. Re:It gets better ! by Aranwe+Haldaloke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      01:49:16 (The squares of 0 through 4) 03:14:16 (Pi. Duh) 16:18:03 (The Golden Ratio) 09:02:10 (For fans of Aaron Spelling's productions)

  6. Financial news: Candle sales skyrocket! by Humorously_Inept · · Score: 4, Funny

    Candlemakers report unseasonally high profits this quarter thanks to a very unusual birthday...

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  7. Re:Dang by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It must be a slow news day.

    Just wait, Slashdot will be announcing the Google Cafeteria lunch menu in about an hour.

  8. here come the consultants! by yagu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, this scares me.... has anyone actually looked into the Y2.038205K crisis?

    1. Re:here come the consultants! by GigsVT · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, it's not worth worrying about. The Aztec calendar ends long before 2038, and as we all know, the coming singularity will hit at the same time, rendering all current technology extremely obselete.

      Unless we get a brain tumor and die first. That would suck.

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    2. Re:here come the consultants! by endx7 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless we get a brain tumor and die first. That would suck.

      We? We're all going to get the same brain tumor?

      I imagine that -would- suck.

  9. Here's the process... by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Bored Unix programmer visits the Unix time conversion website and enters in "1111111111" for shits and giggles.

    2) Bored Unix programmer sees that this is equivalent to just a little while from now.

    3) Bored Unix programmer tosses around a few more numbers and submits the story to Slashdot.

    4) Story becomes Slashdot front-page news.

  10. also interesting - 2038 by Coneasfast · · Score: 4, Informative

    since we brought this up, it might be interesting for everyone to read and be aware of the year 2038 bug.

    (by that time, we will all have at least 64-bit systems, but still a cause for concern, read the link)

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  11. Y2K by AviLazar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is your unix system prepared for the 2^31 system bugs? If you are unsure, download our special program that will tell you if you need to hire some out-of-work Cobol programmer to update your Unix time clock.

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    I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
  12. Next Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Too bad it'll never make it to 2222222222. :-)

    Looks like the next big day will be @ 1234567890 which happens to be: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:31:30 GMT

    Guess we better celebrate this cause we'll have to wait quite awhile for the party!

  13. On all Unixes? by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So is this true on all Unix-like systems? I just checked the OS X box i'm using at school, it is currently 1111084982 as I type this.

    And do we get to sacrifice a virgin when the time comes? Or would sacrificing a non-virgin make more sense in this crowd? : )

    1. Re:On all Unixes? by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to catch the virgin first. Sadly, this should prove very difficult for those reading this article.

      How so? I figure stringing up a fishing net over the cubicle next door should take care of this. I just hope he doesn't get the same idea first...

      --
      I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
  14. Re:what clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    In Europe and actually most parts of the world they do.

    (Yes, I know that you were joking)

  15. Fake Nerds by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Geeks are "fake freaks": freaks by choice, not by nature. Now we've got a horde of Slashdotters talking about how this timestamp story is interesting only if you're really "bored", or have "too much time ;) on your hands". Of course this story is interesting to nerds, who are preternaturally aware that we've got a "Y2K38" event coming up, when all the 32bit timestamps roll over to another epoch. But all these high-numbered posers, whining about how irrelevant or how hard it is to to understand this timeframe, are fake nerds. What is the word for that?

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    1. Re:Fake Nerds by Bluedove · · Score: 5, Funny

      are fake nerds. What is the word for that?

      nauganerds

  16. ah HA! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally a holiday for the rest of us!

    Wear your propeller beanie and a t-shirt that says "Kiss Me I use Unix".

  17. ObPedantic by shrubya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, the Prince song is about the base 10 digit rollover, when 1999 ends and 2000 begins. So in the proper binary analogy, 10000000000 will be when party's over oops out of time, so we should party like its 1111111111.

    I hereby lay claim to at least 00000100 of fdrake76's geek points, preferably in the form of Funny or Informative.

    1. Re:ObPedantic by pinchhazard · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'll be a bit miffed if I don't live to at least 70

      No, you won't.

      --
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  18. Yeah, but in hex... by Yaztromo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it's 0x423a35c7, which isn't particularily meaningful.

    Wake me up when it's 0x42424242 or something, okay?

    Yaz.

  19. Here's the meta-process... by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Bored websurfer heads over to slashdot.

    2) Bored websurfer notices another lame story on the frontpage.

    3) Bored websurfer posts uninsightful comment about how lame story submissions are produced.

    4) Bored websurfer gets modded up as +1 Insightful.

    5) Meta-reply gets modded up as +1 Funny or -1 Presumptious

  20. Google Cafeteria Lunch Menu by jea6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soups

    * Sweet Potato Jalapeno Bisque with corn
    * Creamy Cauliflower Parmesan

    Salads

    * Warm Southern Chicken Salad tossed in a spicy buttermilk dressing with toasted pecans, corn, green onions and tomatoes
    * Tortellini Primavera salad organic tortellini mixed with organic zucchini, yellow squash, tomato sweet peas, pesto vinaigrette
    * Organic mixed greens

    Entrees

    * Grilled Petite New York Sirloins seasoned with Creole spices served with a Crescent City steak sauce and crispy organic onion rings
    * Organic Tofu Mushroom Ragout domestic and wild mushrooms, vegetable stock, leeks and tomatoes

    Sides

    * Roasted Organic Red Potatoes seasoned with New Mexico Chile powder
    * Steamed Organic Bluelake green beans

    Desserts

    * Baileys Irish Cream Cheesecake
    * Vegan Chocolate Mousse
    * Fresh Fruit ;-)

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  21. What happens in 2038? by markmcb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm no Unix time expert, but I was wondering what happens in 2038? It's really not that far away now. Are there any sites that document what happens to older systems? Is there some simple solution that I'm unaware of, or is this going to be another Y2K?

    I ask because once I get my time machine going (which runs on Unix), I want to be able to go farther into the future than 2038. I'm serious... Seriously.

    --
    Mark A. McBride -- OmniNerd.com
    1. Re:What happens in 2038? by LesPaul75 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if Moore's Law/Theory holds, then we can extrapolate what will happen. Let's say you get your time machine working before the end of this year. Easy enough, right? So you zap yourself into 2039. Since you built the machine, 34 years have passed, which means that somewhere around 23 "doublings" of computer performance-per-dollar have taken place. Computers are now 2^23 = 8,388,608 times more powerful than when you left. Therefore, not only have they become self aware and erased mankind from the Earth, but they have certainly also modified their software to no longer be susceptible to the Y2038 problem. They probably just added a 33rd bit to all their variables... or something. In any case, be absolutely certain to take an EMP burst generator with you. To be on the safe side, fire it off as soon as you arrive. They'll probably be waiting for you.

    2. Re:What happens in 2038? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, My prediction is the opposite:

      [PutsOnNostradamusHat]

      The only reason that the y2k computer problem was such a media event is because the year 2000 was such a media event. People were expecting the world to end, the y2k computer bug fit neatly into that hysteria.

      There is nothing about 2038 that will grab media attention. So no boob tube watchers will ever know anything about the date rollover problem.

      Then, because there will be no public panic about it, it won't be taken seriously by the PHBs and no matter how much the coders scream about it, no money will be given to the project and it will end up being a much bigger problem than y2k turned out to be.

      [\PutsOnNostradamusHat]

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  22. Re:what clock by trentfoley · · Score: 5, Funny

    When a clock displays 00:00:00, run like hell because something is about to blow up real good.

  23. Don't forget to ntpdate. by qualico · · Score: 4, Funny

    ntpdate ntps1-0.cs.tu-berlin.de
    (Germany always seems to work best for me for some reason)

    Account for your GMT offset and THEN watch the numbers turn.

    Otherwise, you won't feel that disturbance in the force as 1000s of geeks go "Ahhhh"

    If you felt that force 4 minutes before the turnover, it's just all those Astronomers going "Ahhhhh" because they converted to Sidereal Time.

  24. Re:people with way too much free time on their han by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    people with way too much free time on their hands

    -- quoth the Slashdot poster. ;)

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  25. Re:what clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, in Europe it's
    23:59:59
    00:00:00
    00:00:01

    makes more sense, at least if you're used to it. ;-)

  26. Re:party till its 1999 by B3ryllium · · Score: 4, Funny

    Prince knows a ton about Eunuchs. What did you think 'When Doves Cry' was about?

  27. What about 0x42424242? by metoc · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry, not enough geek.

    Now 0x42424242 is on Thursday, March 24, 2005 04:29:54 UTC, and depending on your timezone, that is around the beginning of Good Friday. 42 as you know represents the meaning of Life, etc., which is interesting given it occurs around Easter.

    In Base2, it is 1000010010000100100001001000010,
    which looks better than 1000010001110100011010111000111 or 0x423A35C7.

    BTW. 42 has always been the correct answer.

  28. I've got this all worked out by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I was wondering what happens in 2038?

    In 2038, I will be 64 years old. I design and write all of my software explictly so that it will break (badly) in 2038. I hope all of my peers do so as well. Everybody who works for me does.

    The plan is, about 2033, people will start going insane over the Y2038 problem. I will be able to leverage my experience as a Senior UNIX Systems Programmer with a core strength in C to grab all kinds of consulting money. Then, in 2037, I'll do some hard-code hacking (i.e. enter deep hack mode for about 6 months) for some really high-end clients (whoever has the most cash on hand), and throw a bunch of money in the bank.

    This is really great, because I don't have a retirement plan, and I'm sure the old age pension will be bust by the time I'm 65. So, after having watched a bunch of COBOL/CICS/etc guys get rich in the late 90s, I want to do the same thing in my early sixties. The best part is, I watched the Y2K crap roll out, and I know how to play the management types that get stuck with clock problems... so I can suck them into weeks and weeks of meetings at huge consulting rates. Maybe I'll be able to bill $1000/hr by then!

    Most programmers older than I will be long gone. Most programmers younger thank I won't be able to understand the problem, due to brain infestations of the of the Microsoft and Java variety.

    There will be few old-sk00l UNIX hats running around. I will be one of them. Hopefully, by then, I will be able to grow a grey beard, so I can really look the part. My skills will be in supreme demand. I'll get rich off the problems I helped to create, and retire in comfort.

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
  29. Re:"Interesting" numbers by narcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People attach meaning to numbers -- perhaps technical people make more of a habbit out of it, but I digress -- what makes 1111111111 interesting? Possibly its aesthetic appeal. It's got nothing to do with randomness. Don't you get excited when your car rolls over to 100000 miles? It's somthing simple and nice -- and well worth taking pleasure in.

    I like the number 219. There isn't anything special about it -- It's just happens to be one of my favorite ascii characters. (The solid block one.) I stayed in hotel room 219 just yesterday and felt good about having that room number.

    Lot's of people attach meaning to the number 42. There isn't anything wrong with that.

    Some people find powers of 2 appealing -- imagine driving route 256 -- how cool would that be?

    Gamblers may have some attraction or aversion to the numbers 7 and 13 -- some might get a good feeling seeing hte number 21.

    Finding an old girlfriends phone number can be nice -- it let's you remember.

    I don't know if you have any numbers that are significant in your life -- But I know I do! I don't think I'd want it any other way.

    You have to learn to enjoy those small meaningful things -- or you'll miss the whole point of living -- I don't mean the meaning of life, mind you, but the meaning in life.

  30. Ahh, but I can! by Fareq · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...are belong to us

  31. Re:to watch it Happen... by nickgrieve · · Score: 3, Interesting

    while true ; do perl -le'print 1111111111 - time' ; sleep 1 ; done

    count down

    re: while... skinnning cats