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initsix writes "Break out your party hats. According to http://www.onlineconversion.com/unix_time.htm , Unix time is supposed reach 1111111111 on Fri, 18 Mar 2005 01:58:31 GMT That's only 1036372537 seconds from 2^31 (ie Tue, 19 Jan 2038 03:14:08 GMT)!!"

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  1. Eh... by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll wait until it goes back to 0000000000 til I celebrate.

    1. Re:Eh... by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, 2147483647 is the time of the epoch, not 9999999999.

  2. Woohoo! by fdrake76 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time to party like it's 1111111110!

    1. Re:Woohoo! by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

      As i sit here with a Giant collection of lego star wars toys , several half wrecked old machines servering various services ,a reference book collection to rival that of a national library ,an Espreso machine controled via blue tooth, An ever encroaching beard since i lost my shaving kit under a pile of a Punch cards and a wrist time device that runs linux ,,, I begin to think that this story is far too geeky .. 1010101010 is way cooler anyhow

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
  3. people with way too much free time on their hands by VolciMaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK, I know it's cool (and tonight), but how bored do you have to be to figure this out? (Then again, I had a Star Wars II countdown timer running for a while on my desktop...)

  4. It gets better ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    don't forget people you can see the following amazing sights on your home digital clock without modifications !!

    11:11:11
    01:01:01
    00:00:00
    12:34:56

    please feel free to add your own

    1. Re:It gets better ! by dashing_cavalier · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about: 11:23:58?

      --
      Meh.
    2. Re:It gets better ! by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Informative

      The fibonacci clock always displays 11:23:58 :)

    3. Re:It gets better ! by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Could you post some instructions describing how you managed get all those numbers?

      I haven't been able to get anything other than:

      12:00
      --:--
      12:00
      --:--
      12:00
  5. Re:Dang by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 5, Funny
    It must be a slow news day.

    Just wait, Slashdot will be announcing the Google Cafeteria lunch menu in about an hour.

  6. here come the consultants! by yagu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, this scares me.... has anyone actually looked into the Y2.038205K crisis?

  7. Next Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Too bad it'll never make it to 2222222222. :-)

    Looks like the next big day will be @ 1234567890 which happens to be: Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:31:30 GMT

    Guess we better celebrate this cause we'll have to wait quite awhile for the party!

  8. On all Unixes? by identity0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    So is this true on all Unix-like systems? I just checked the OS X box i'm using at school, it is currently 1111084982 as I type this.

    And do we get to sacrifice a virgin when the time comes? Or would sacrificing a non-virgin make more sense in this crowd? : )

    1. Re:On all Unixes? by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have to catch the virgin first. Sadly, this should prove very difficult for those reading this article.

      How so? I figure stringing up a fishing net over the cubicle next door should take care of this. I just hope he doesn't get the same idea first...

      --
      I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
  9. ah HA! by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally a holiday for the rest of us!

    Wear your propeller beanie and a t-shirt that says "Kiss Me I use Unix".

  10. ObPedantic by shrubya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, the Prince song is about the base 10 digit rollover, when 1999 ends and 2000 begins. So in the proper binary analogy, 10000000000 will be when party's over oops out of time, so we should party like its 1111111111.

    I hereby lay claim to at least 00000100 of fdrake76's geek points, preferably in the form of Funny or Informative.

    1. Re:ObPedantic by pinchhazard · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'll be a bit miffed if I don't live to at least 70

      No, you won't.

      --
      Do you love freedom??? Do you love freedom!!! DO YOU LOVE FREEDOM!!!!!!!!
  11. Google Cafeteria Lunch Menu by jea6 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soups

    * Sweet Potato Jalapeno Bisque with corn
    * Creamy Cauliflower Parmesan

    Salads

    * Warm Southern Chicken Salad tossed in a spicy buttermilk dressing with toasted pecans, corn, green onions and tomatoes
    * Tortellini Primavera salad organic tortellini mixed with organic zucchini, yellow squash, tomato sweet peas, pesto vinaigrette
    * Organic mixed greens

    Entrees

    * Grilled Petite New York Sirloins seasoned with Creole spices served with a Crescent City steak sauce and crispy organic onion rings
    * Organic Tofu Mushroom Ragout domestic and wild mushrooms, vegetable stock, leeks and tomatoes

    Sides

    * Roasted Organic Red Potatoes seasoned with New Mexico Chile powder
    * Steamed Organic Bluelake green beans

    Desserts

    * Baileys Irish Cream Cheesecake
    * Vegan Chocolate Mousse
    * Fresh Fruit ;-)

    --

    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  12. What happens in 2038? by markmcb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm no Unix time expert, but I was wondering what happens in 2038? It's really not that far away now. Are there any sites that document what happens to older systems? Is there some simple solution that I'm unaware of, or is this going to be another Y2K?

    I ask because once I get my time machine going (which runs on Unix), I want to be able to go farther into the future than 2038. I'm serious... Seriously.

    --
    Mark A. McBride -- OmniNerd.com
  13. Re:Fake Nerds by Bluedove · · Score: 5, Funny

    are fake nerds. What is the word for that?

    nauganerds

  14. Re:what clock by trentfoley · · Score: 5, Funny

    When a clock displays 00:00:00, run like hell because something is about to blow up real good.

  15. Re:what clock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, in Europe it's
    23:59:59
    00:00:00
    00:00:01

    makes more sense, at least if you're used to it. ;-)

  16. I've got this all worked out by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I was wondering what happens in 2038?

    In 2038, I will be 64 years old. I design and write all of my software explictly so that it will break (badly) in 2038. I hope all of my peers do so as well. Everybody who works for me does.

    The plan is, about 2033, people will start going insane over the Y2038 problem. I will be able to leverage my experience as a Senior UNIX Systems Programmer with a core strength in C to grab all kinds of consulting money. Then, in 2037, I'll do some hard-code hacking (i.e. enter deep hack mode for about 6 months) for some really high-end clients (whoever has the most cash on hand), and throw a bunch of money in the bank.

    This is really great, because I don't have a retirement plan, and I'm sure the old age pension will be bust by the time I'm 65. So, after having watched a bunch of COBOL/CICS/etc guys get rich in the late 90s, I want to do the same thing in my early sixties. The best part is, I watched the Y2K crap roll out, and I know how to play the management types that get stuck with clock problems... so I can suck them into weeks and weeks of meetings at huge consulting rates. Maybe I'll be able to bill $1000/hr by then!

    Most programmers older than I will be long gone. Most programmers younger thank I won't be able to understand the problem, due to brain infestations of the of the Microsoft and Java variety.

    There will be few old-sk00l UNIX hats running around. I will be one of them. Hopefully, by then, I will be able to grow a grey beard, so I can really look the part. My skills will be in supreme demand. I'll get rich off the problems I helped to create, and retire in comfort.

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
  17. Re:"Interesting" numbers by narcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People attach meaning to numbers -- perhaps technical people make more of a habbit out of it, but I digress -- what makes 1111111111 interesting? Possibly its aesthetic appeal. It's got nothing to do with randomness. Don't you get excited when your car rolls over to 100000 miles? It's somthing simple and nice -- and well worth taking pleasure in.

    I like the number 219. There isn't anything special about it -- It's just happens to be one of my favorite ascii characters. (The solid block one.) I stayed in hotel room 219 just yesterday and felt good about having that room number.

    Lot's of people attach meaning to the number 42. There isn't anything wrong with that.

    Some people find powers of 2 appealing -- imagine driving route 256 -- how cool would that be?

    Gamblers may have some attraction or aversion to the numbers 7 and 13 -- some might get a good feeling seeing hte number 21.

    Finding an old girlfriends phone number can be nice -- it let's you remember.

    I don't know if you have any numbers that are significant in your life -- But I know I do! I don't think I'd want it any other way.

    You have to learn to enjoy those small meaningful things -- or you'll miss the whole point of living -- I don't mean the meaning of life, mind you, but the meaning in life.