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MSN Sponsors Mensa

crankyspice writes "Fresh on the heels of Google courting members via GLAT advertisements in the Bulletin, Microsoft's MSN is now sponsoring American Mensa events, featuring Mensa questions on the MSN homepage, and Mensa will put MSN's search on their new homepage."

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  1. has to be said by no+reason+to+be+here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mensa will put MSN's search on their new homepage.

    That's not very smart.

  2. The power of MSN and Mensa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there was ever a group of self-important dweebs who deserved each other more, I can't imagine it.

    1. Re:The power of MSN and Mensa by Cobblepop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry you couldn't get in.

  3. To sum up: by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 5, Funny

    To sum up everyone's responses to this:
    1. No one respects Mensa since they base their membership on tests of dubious veracity and not on real world accomplishments.
    2. And signing up with a deal with MSN kind of just drives the point home, doesn't it?

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  4. Too bad.... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 4, Funny

    featuring Mensa questions on the MSN homepage, and Mensa will put MSN's search on their new homepage.

    Whatever, that's fine with me.

    It's just really too bad they keep spelling it "Msna".

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  5. Karma Whore by mtrisk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a quick link to the wikipedia entry on Karma Whore. Karma Whore Some info on what Karma Whore's goals are. Karma Whore has three stated purposes: to post information about a topic that everyone already knows; to link to wikipedia, because wikipedia pwns; and most importantly, to sell his/her brain to slashdot in order to whore karma. (from my cortex)

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  6. make sense by prockcore · · Score: 5, Funny

    It makes sense. A mensa membership carries about the same degree of prestige as an MSCE cert.

    (Read: none at all)

  7. Next week on slashdot... by xgamer04 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Breaking news! Microsoft partners with Johnson and Hollings Advertising firm! This is important because Johnson just had a baby! Microsoft and babies!!! What next?

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  8. Re:My problem with Mensa's standards... by Feztaa · · Score: 2, Funny

    The implicit assumption is that the vast majority of humanity is incapable of civil discourse and intelligent discussion (at least on the level that they would like), but I see no reason why this should be the case.

    Obviously you've never worked in any sort of call center (tech support or otherwise).

    (kidding! ;)

  9. It's a perfect target for ms... by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. because everybody knows anybody with the IQ over a mouse should run linux ;) .Albert

  10. Re:My problem with Mensa's standards... by RWerp · · Score: 3, Funny

    The implicit assumption is that the vast majority of humanity is incapable of civil discourse and intelligent discussion (at least on the level that they would like), but I see no reason why this should be the case. And I see plenty. Including slashdot posts.

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  11. I guess you can buy genius... by trisweb · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft's MSN is now sponsoring American Mensa events, featuring Mensa questions on the MSN homepage, and Mensa will put MSN's search on their new homepage in exchange for allowing Microsoft founder and CEO Bill Gates into their organization.

    When asked of this peculiar action, Mr. Gates told reporters: "I tried the tests and the puzzles and stuff, but I couldn't really figure them out. Then I realized that I was the richest man in the world and I didn't have to deal with this crap."

    Gates also spoke of creating a new organization tangential to Mensa, the Pecunia Society. "It has only one requirement -- just have more money than 99.998% of the world's population!"

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  12. First look... by fyredragon · · Score: 3, Funny

    At first glance I thought I read:

    MSN Sponsors Menses

    And I'm thinking: gee, what a NOVEL way attract female readership!

    I'm gonna go visit my eye doctor tomorrow

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  13. Hah! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Funny

    They deserve each other. An overrated web service and a bunch of pathetic mental masturbators. Good match.

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  14. Re:They make good bedfellows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Mensa is the biggest group of Mental Masturbators ever

    Slashdot != Mensa

  15. Re:They make good bedfellows... by Legion303 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "cmon, anyone can score in the top 2% on a REAL iq test"

    Except for the 98% who don't.

  16. Re:Ah. You tried to get into mensa.... by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Funny
    Here's a good anecdote to illustrate the difference between Mensans and true genius:
    Some of Einstein's collegues asked him why he spent time helping an 8-year-old girl with her math.
    His answer was "I help her with her math, and she gives me jellybeans."
    I don't think Mensans are smart enough to get it.
  17. MENSA is an acronym for ... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Funny

    My
    Ego
    Needs
    Some
    Attention

  18. Re:MSN is sponsering Mensa. Get in Mensa easily! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And remember---if there's one piece of writing you can believe, it's the self-description on a porn star's website.

    Do you think she even wrote it? Or is someone just trying (quite successfully, apparently) for the /. niche market?

    I love busting people's dreams... :-)