Maggots: Coming to a Hospital Near You
Pokinatcha Punk writes "Forget breakthroughs in biotech. According to Yahoo! News maggot's may make their way back into popular medicine. According to the article 'maggots are remarkably efficient at cleaning up infected wounds by eating dead tissue and killing off bacteria that could block the healing process.'"
This 'story' hits the rounds every few months or so. It's distributed only for it's gross-out factor (ewwww, bugs!) and the cool (air-quotes) "maybe all that new-fangled science isn't the be-all-and-end-all" vibe.
I swear, I've read this same thing 20 times before.
.. which is why i've always wondered why they weren't used in medicine.
oh yeah, now i remember, they're freaking disgusting! that's why! BARF
This is JUST what I wanted to read about while eating lunch. Anyone want my stir-fry and rice?
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Don't forget leeches. They're excellent at draining extra blood out of reattached limbs and digits. These stories make the round every couple of years. Next thing you know doctors will start using healing crystals and homeopathy.
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Maggots (or some other little parasitic vermiform beastie) would seem to be an excellent starting point for medical biobots. They have all the machinery for motion inside a living body and a neat little tool for slurping up flesh. Perhaps a bit of genetic engineering would give the critters a taste for tumor tissues or fat cells (and an abhorrence for critical tissues such as nerve cells, muscle tissue, or blood vessels).
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According to Yahoo! News maggot's may make their...
And in other news, apostrophes are still being used for pluralization... !!!!!@$(*!#(_$
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That's where I first learned of it.
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I seem to remember whatching a BBC documentry on maggots cleaning wounds around 8 or 9 years ago .The story was fairly identical , although the BBC documentry whos name escapes me , went into far more depth , i belive it was tested in a hospital aswell.
I seem to remember the main advantage was the natural anestetic produced by the maggots as they feast on the effected tissue.Extremly gross and would really freak me out i imagine , but its supposed to be amazingly effective and have a far greater rate of recovery.
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This sounds great for developing countries on a tight budget. (Well, medicine seems to be on a tight budget all over the world these days).
Anyone wants to take bets on how long it'll take for some company to create a genetically engineered worm that is slightly more efficient and patents it? And then somehow forces this new worm onto doctors all over the world, for a handsome fee of course.
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> I remember seeing shows on maggots used to eat
> dead skin off wounds since the late 80s early 90s.
You have such good memory to remember the "gay nineties". I can't seem to remember much of anything before the Great War myself...
Bernard Cornwell, in his novels about the Napoleonic wars, has British soldiers using maggots to treat wounds. If that's at all historical, the practice probably dates back from prehistory, since it would have been taken up the first time somebody noticed the effects of maggots on tissue.
But that's a big "if". Modern medical maggots have been around for a few decades, but they're not something a nineteenth-century soldier would have had access to. They're carefully raised on a sterile broth, because maggots in the wild carry some really nasty germs. Putting wild maggots in a wound would be asking for a really bad infection. Which, in the pre-antibiotic era, was a death sentence.
...Is what I've heard it called by some confederate sympahtisers. Very expressive name.
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