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The Solar Death Ray

Ant writes the "Solar Death Ray is made of 112 mirrors mounted on a platform 4 feet wide and 6 feet tall. Each mirror is a square roughly 3.5 inches on edge. All these mirrors focus the sun to a single spot 5 feet, 6 inches from the mirror platform. A wooden fork extends from the mirror base to the area near the focus and serves as a mounting point for Solar Death Ray targets. The mirror platform is mounted to the support frame on a pivot that allows the platform to be angled. The whole system is mounted on a set of wheels. The goal of the Web site was to show the results of the targeted items when the solar death ray was used."

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  1. I've already seen it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And Batman & Robin wasn't very good.

  2. the website is subtitled by winkydink · · Score: 5, Funny

    How I squandered my youth and why I didn't get laid.

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    1. Re:the website is subtitled by Zone-MR · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmmm, judging by his short writeup it seems he's doing everything right.

    2. Re:the website is subtitled by The+Bungi · · Score: 5, Funny
      I feel a disturbance in the InnoDB table - it's as if suddenly a million .sigs changed to the same exact value.

      Slashdot, we have a winner.

    3. Re:the website is subtitled by yo303 · · Score: 5, Funny
      From his imagined "finding a girlfriend" walkthrough:
      I think I need to find the "Conversation Starter" and use it in the "Social Setting," but I can't get past the troll at the entrance to "The Castle of Girls I Don't Know."
      Classic.
  3. Heh by grub · · Score: 5, Funny
    From his main page:
    News:
    March 22, 2005: Holy crap! 120,000 page views today!
    Solar Death Ray Guy's next News entry should be fun.
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    1. Re:Heh by elflet · · Score: 5, Funny

      120,000 page views?! That's nothing compared to the Slashdot death ray!

    2. Re:Heh by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's a related article I just submitted:

      "Slashdot Death Ray is made of tens of thousands of geeks, most mounted on platforms approximately one to two feet high, and approximately 18 inches on each edge. Each geek focuses HTTP requests to a single web server at a distance ranging from tens to thousands of miles away. A web site is kept visible at all times on the geeks' computers and serves as mounting point for the URL of Slashdot Death Ray targets. The whole system is mounted on a large rock sphere. The goal of this summary is to show the results of the targeted website when the Slashdot Death Ray is used."

  4. Wierd! Science? by FreeLinux · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kent! Where'd you put the giant bag of popcorn at?

  5. Ultimate Geek Toy by Zone-MR · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want to build one of these now... Except I'm in Northern England. I'd be lucky if it could melt marshmallows :p

  6. The myth is dead! Long live the myth! by elflet · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's really only a "death ray" if you're really really tiny. Mythbusters did a great job of blowing the myth apart, with a much larger mirror array arranged in a proper fresnel configuration. It douldn't set fire to much of anything, even when they put gasoline on the target.

    1. Re:The myth is dead! Long live the myth! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 5, Informative
      Apparently it worked when it was tried in 1973 (see middle of page).

      A Greek scientist, Dr. ioannis Sakkas, curious about whether Archimedes could really have used a "burning glass" to destroy the Roman fleet in 212 BC lined up nearly 60 Greek sailors, each holding an oblong mirror tipped to catch the Sun's rays and direct them at a wooden ship 160 feet away. The ship caught fire at once.....Sakkas said after the experiment there was no doubt in his mind the great inventor could have used bronze mirrors to scuttle the Romans
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  7. From the Website by th1ckasabr1ck · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Join the fun! Suggest a target!"

    Dantooine. I mean Alderan. I don't understand the question.

    1. Re:From the Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's no sun!

  8. The Alan Parsons Project by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Ant writes the "Solar Death Ray is made of 112 mirrors mounted on a platform 4 feet wide and 6 feet tall...."

    Yeah, but can you mount it on the head of a friggin shark?

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  9. Re:Magnification by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well... the whole point is energy per unit area on the object.

    This is focused light via reflection, not refraction as would come from a magnifying glass or lense.

    This contraption probably wouldn't gain much by using a lense. Extra square footage of mirrors would increase it's delicious fry-it power though....

  10. Re:Gluttonous REAL GENIUS plug... by temojen · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, it was a laser... very intense highly colimated (parallel) light. This site is about a parabolic reflector, which makes the light converge on a small area. Lasers can target any point in line with the beam. With a parabolic reflector, the light gets weaker (less concentrated) as you move past the focus. Beyond the distance between the reflector and the focal point the light is weaker than the origional light. Of course this is a faceted reflector, so the light isn't really weaker, it's just less and less likely that any point on a plane parallel to the relector will be illuminated the further away from the focal point you are.

  11. Magnification does nothing by gnuman99 · · Score: 5, Informative
    Magnification does nothing. It is light intensity that counts. You may use a magnifier to focus the light from a larger area to a smaller area - you don't magnify it. The mirrors do the same thing.

    Proof: Take a microscope and set it to 500X. Point the objective at the sun. Do you death rays spewing from the eyepiece? (Answer: no). To find out why, read the first paragraph or ask someone that *really* knows. (Hopefully someone that took some optics (physics) or astronomy)

  12. Solar Death Ray by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hate to be the one to point this out, but um. They haven't actually killed anything. This more accurately should be called a Solar Plastic-Melting Ray.

  13. Kindergarten Death Squad!!! by Meostro · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always wanted to round up a kindergarten class worth of children to act as my solar death squad. Here's how it would work:

    1. Give each kid their own shiny little mirror with a post-it note stuck on it to block the shiny part
    2. One at a time, have them remove the post-it, aim their mirror to reflect the sun upon some point, then re-post-it.
    3. Once everyone is aimed (30 kids or so), have them all remove their post-its at once, instantly creating a plasma-hot ball of fire at the point of focus, incinerating your enemies with the might of a kindergarten class.

    Has anyone else had this idea too, or am I the only weirdo around here?

  14. 1 killowatt "deathray" by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Informative

    the death ray is 4 feet mirror is 4 feet by 6 feet. It looks to have a bout 50% of its area covered with cheap mirrors, which I'll assume are about 80% refelective. that makes it about a square meter of effective reflectivity. the solar flux near the equator is about 1 kilowatt per sq meter. This is focused down to an area of about 6 inches square or about the size of a stove burner. A typical stove burner probably runs at about 1.5 KW. so basically this thing has the heat delivery of a burner. Actually a bit less since the object itself may be reflective over a large part of the spectrum. So call it maybe half a stove burner. Still plenty to fry plastic, your hand, or even start a fire.

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  15. Re:Solar Death Ray by mswope · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have this mental image of him trying to sneak up on the "enemy" to get that thing within 4 feet of them and then trying to get on the side of them away from the sun...
    "Behold the terrible power of the SUN! Hold still, please!"