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"English" Not Threatened By Webspeak

MudButt writes "Linguists say not to worry too much about Netspeak, otherwise known as the language of choice in chat rooms and IM clients. According to this Yahoo! article, linguists say that terms like "cya", "brb", "afk" are a healthy way of exploring the power of the written language. They went on to say "FYI, RTFA"!"

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  1. Threatened? How about evolving? by lecithin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    English or any language is bound to change given new discoveries and ways of life. This is just normal

    We are already communicating under the influence of the computer. Language must change with the way that we communicate.

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  2. Re:When are we getting machine code natural langua by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    YAF,R?

  3. Video by FTL · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Don't worry, Netspeak is temporary. Within a few years I expect the net will be awash with video. Technologically we're almost there, we just need a little bit more penetration of broadband and a killer app to get the ball rolling. Once this happens, most of the casual textual material will vanish. I don't know what the net will look like or how it will operate. It will probably be similar to the change that happened when the web replaced gopher. The web is not simply gopher with images, it is an entirely different beast that is used in different ways. Likewise, the addition of video will be one of those proverbial "paradigm shifts".

    So who's going to be the next Netscape?

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    1. Re:Video by ivan256 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I doubt it.

      You can't multitask with video like you can with text. Unless somebody can figure out how to carry on several independant conversations at once using video, text will continue to be king.

  4. lest we forget Microsoft's take on this by drunken+dash · · Score: 5, Funny

    And let's not forget Microsoft's take on l33t sp34k =)

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  5. I disagree by Jhon · · Score: 5, Funny
    "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak
    They obviously haven't IM'd my 16 year old niece. "OMG! LMAO!!! Every1 nos that! lol! ttfn! cya!"

    Sadly, that is a direct cut-paste from my IM window this morning.
    1. Re:I disagree by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Whether gaming or chatting on AIM (or even email), I refuse to converse with people who can't make an effort to speak properly. I read english. I don't read txt-msg. I should not have to read your sentences three or four times to figure out what you're saying, just because you're too lazy to write propertly. And hell, it's more difficult to write like that than it is to write properly. Takes more time, too.

      It's not an elitist thing, either. It's just a matter of time and energy. I don't have any more time to sit and puzzle together someone's stupid "netspeak" comments than I have to figure out what the fuck something like "skeet" means.

      Worse is when someone can't be bothered to type "you are" instead of "u r" - but they can be bothered to put 50 exclamation points in the same fucking sentence.

  6. can go both ways by PureCreditor · · Score: 5, Informative

    "blog" is a netspeak, and now it's already commonly accepted as an english word.

    "E-mail" used to be a technical term, and now can be written as plain english in "email".

    "Text" was never a verb until SMS.

  7. I'm not worried about it... by tquinlan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...as long as people understand regular English (or their respective native language) first, and understand that as with all slang, there is a time and a place for it.

    A lot of people in the "professional" work force don't seem to understand that professionalism is supposed to extend to their written communications, and things like "werd" and "brb" in an email to a higher level executive don't provide a professional image.

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  8. Hmmmm... by Seoulstriker · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is, encoding English like we encode with a compiler?

    OMFG. Liek nevar, j00 n00b. lololol. j/k.

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  9. WTF by mrtroy · · Score: 5, Funny

    1999. ROFL.

    2000. 4LL j00r n3tsp34k is w34k

    2001. eye r owns0r joo all!

    Then we all realized it was easier to communicate with normal english, and having both hands on the keyboard is a huge factor ;)

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    1. Re:WTF by rowanxmas · · Score: 5, Funny

      So many of us play World of Warcraft these days, needless to say, where your primary communication is through the chat window. In my guild we have members ranging from 16-40+. The only young ones who are able to stay in the guild succesfully are those who can write using "normal" english.

      If they don't, we mock them, example:
      young'en: can neone help me?
      olde 'en: I don't know, "Neone" does not seem to be on right now.
      young'en: what?
      olde 'en: There is no player named "Neone" in our guild.
      young'en: no, i mean i want ANYONE to help me!
      olde 'en: oh! you should have said so in the first place.
      (I make an alt named "Neone" )
      Neone: I can help you! But I am only a level 1 druid...

      And so we teach and encourage proper written communication.

  10. Spelling & Grammer by andrew_0812 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What bothers me is not the acronyms. It is the degradation of spelling and grammer that seems to be rampant on the net. It makes me cringe to see the way that some people communicate. Of course, the problem could have existed in pre-webforum times, and it is just more apparant now.

    P.S. I am intentionally not spell checking this post, because if I mispelled something, it will help to proev my point.

  11. Re:"English" by bfline · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree. They need to stop worrying about acronyms and start doing something about all of these overused and misplaced quotation marks.

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  12. Young People, Take Note by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    FTFA:

    Even Netspeak enthusiasts acknowledge that young people need to learn how to speak and write proper English to get ahead in school, hold a job or post on slashdot.


    Some of us old timers still prefer to comprehend what we're reading.
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  13. OSS Strikes Again by dteichman2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Hi. I'm in high school. 3 people in my English class just failed a writing assignment because they used "u" instead of "you," "i" instead of "I" and most importantly "cum" instead of "come."

    I'm guessing that English is, in fact, being threatened. If they only used Gaim instead of AIM, they wouldn't have problems with language because it replaces "webspeak" with English.

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  14. Re:"English" by MudButt · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's up with these quotation marks?

    We shouldn't get "hung up" with things like the "misuse" of "punctuation". We're "geeks" and as such we should be "allowed" to "misuse" the English "language".

  15. Re:When are we getting machine code natural langua by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When are we getting machine code natural language?

    It's called Lojban. (Just an interesting tidbit I picked up after having my question answered in the AI thread.) :-)

  16. Netspeak, not idiotalk by katsiris · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Of course there's nothing wrong with playing with acronyms and trying to increase the efficiency of communications. I'm sometimes wonder about these so-called short-cuts not really being shortcuts (many of them are a lot harder to type than the actual word), but I don't think the concern is slang destroying english.

    Rather, it's the laziness involving a complete lack of punctuation and other more subtle elements of the language which convey the tone and perhaps intent that is worrisome. Combine that with self-correcting software like spell checkers, and essentially a person never really develops communications skills beyond a certain point. And then they carry themselves in text communications as idiots.

    A friend applied for a job that he wasn't really interested in and received a form-letter rejection via email, riddled with grammatical errors, incorrect usage of some words (they're/their/there, then/than), and so on. He corrected the letter rather sarcastically and sent it back to them and they actually apologized AND offered him the job! Apparently people who can write english as well as speak it are in short supply.

  17. Re:"English" by Red+Alastor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Which unfortunately cause french to be brain-damaged when it comes to technology or any field that moves relatively fast.

    If french do have a word for things that are computer related for instance, it's likely to be akward or unusable (like the absence of distinction between download and upload).

    And French is my native language.

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  18. Re:|\|eTZP3@K by AntEater · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! You managed to post with netspeak and produce valid Perl code all in the same posting.

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  19. Re:0110100001101001 by Kippesoep · · Score: 5, Funny

    How'd you get that past the lameness filter?

  20. Re:When are we getting machine code natural langua by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 5, Interesting
    English is the most unpure language and suprisingly the most popular language because of its ease.

    In what way can the term ease be used to describe anything about English? Let us see:

    • in grammer? Well there are probably several dozen grammer nazis reading this post that can atest that there is nothing easy about the English grammer. In fact several of the grammer nazis will correct what the last grammer nazi did wrong.
    • in spelling? Certainly English is easy to spell so long as you remember that there are no rules except that there are exceptions to every rule.
    • maybe it is intuitive? Certainly, after all you have minimum, maximum, and then... middlemum (my 3 year old came up with that one when trying to explain the average of something to us).
    • in speech? Based on the number of lawyers we have around and the lengths of even the smallest legal document needed to clearly expain a common sense topic I see no way of descibing English speech as easy (not to use or understand).

    I could go on with my argument on how badly English is screwed up and aught to be scrapped completely but many others have proven my point through some creative writing:

    We polish the Polish furniture.
    He could lead if he would get the lead out.
    A farm can produce produce.
    The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
    The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
    The present is a good time to present the present.
    At the Army base, a bass was painted on the head of a bass drum.
    The dove dove into the bushes.
    I did not object to the object.
    The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
    The bandage was wound around the wound.
    There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
    They were too close to the door to close it.
    The buck does funny things when the does are present.
    They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
    To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
    The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
    After a number of Novocain injections, my jaw got number.
    I shed a tear when I saw the tear in my clothes.
    I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
    How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    I spent last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

    The English Lesson
    We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes,
    But the plural of ox is oxen, not oxes.
    Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese,
    Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
    You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,
    But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
    If the plural of man is always called men,
    Why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen?
    The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
    But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.
    And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
    But I give a boot... would a pair be beet?
    If one is a tooth, and a whole set is teeth,
    Why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
    If the singular is this, and the plural is these,
    Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be kese?
    Then one may be that, and three be those,
    Yet the plural of hat would never be hose.
    We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
    But though we say mother, we never say methren.
    The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
    But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim.
    So our English, I think you will agree,
    Is the trickiest language you ever did see.

    I take it you already know
    of tough, and bough and cough and dough?
    Others may stumble, but not you
    on hiccough, through, slough and though.
    Well done! And now you wish, perhaps
    To learn of less familiar traps?
    Beware of heard, a dreadful word
    That looks like beard and sounds like bird.
    And dead; it's said like bed, not bead!
    For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
    Watch out for meat and great and threat,
    (They rhyme with suite and straight an

  21. Re:Threatened? How about evolving? by iabervon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's also a difference between formal language and informal language, and a difference between monologue and discourse. Chances are that when you see a friend on the street, you don't launch into a speech. Rather, you exchange a series of mostly monosyllables and sentence fragments. If, however, you begin telling a story or explaining something, you'll use mostly complete sentences and organize them in a logical structure. If you are called upon to do some public speaking, you will probably additionally enunciate more and add extra information to cover for the fact that the audience cannot interrupt you with questions.

    The "netspeak" discussed in the article is the written counterpart to conversational English. It is not derived from formal writing; it is derived from informal spoken discourse, adapted to typed text.

    It is obviously inappropriate for formal writing, and students have to be taught to write well, but there's no reason that they can't chat online informally and write papers formally. No parents avoid chatting around the breakfast table for fear that they will somehow damage their ability to give speeches. Cicero didn't deliver a prepared speech when he wanted to know how his friends were feeling, and there's no reason people chatting online should write essays to each other.

    (Incidentally, the plural of "medium" is "media", unless your offspring are chatting with the dead)

  22. It's more complex than "laziness". by ericbg05 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Okay, I've got about four interesting (IMHO) things to say regarding points you made. I've numbered em, so if you get bored with one you can skip to the others. :) If you don't want to read it all, I'll just tell you the thesis: languages and language change are extraordinarily complicated, and reducing the latter to laziness is misleading (if not plain wrong).

    1. The reality of phonological change, and linguistic change in general

    Not really. The biggest hurdle in mastering English is laziness.

    This is a very common sentiment among educated people, cross-linguistically and cross-culturally. In basically every culture around the world, there is a group of people, usually middle-aged, that believes that people spoke their language "correctly" about a generation or two ago.

    The fact is that languages change constantly, and lots of these changes can be pretty well understood as natural processes. For instance, if you're from the US, you probably pronounce the word butter with a d-like sound in normal speech (linguists call the sound a "voiced alveolar tap"). So it sounds just like "budder". When people started using that pronunciation, their elders probably thought them "lazy" as well. I can almost hear them saying, "Pronounce your t's properly!"

    But think about it. In order to pronounce the word with a proper tt in the middle, you'd have to turn your voice on to say the b and the u, then turn it off to say tt, and then turn it back on to say er. It's much easier to just leave your voice on! And that's what people started doing. If you say the word with a hard t sound in America today, people will probably consider it strange.

    This does not imply that the speakers are/were lazy. In fact, this is a ridiculously common kind of phonological change. The same thing happened, for instance, when Latin amicus (pronounced [amikus]) changed to Modern Spanish amigo. That [k] sound turned to a [g] because it was between two vowels.

    2. Registers

    The second biggest barrier is proper grammar. Again, it take quite a bit of practice to state, "My apologies, I was unavoidably detained." instead of "Sorry I'm late." The former conveys far more elequance of speech than the later, thus setting the stage for productive communication.

    People use different means of encoding meanings depending upon the register. That is, you speak differently depending on the social context. If you're late for a job interview, you probably wouldn't say my bad, the fuckin freeway's a mess by way of apology. Similarly, if you're late arriving to a keg party, you probably wouldn't say my apologies, I was unavoidably detained, unless you mean to be mildly humorous. (One probably wouldn't say that last sentence to one's spouse, either. The sentence is pretty strongly restricted to formal contexts.)

    3. The reality of syntactic change

    Regarding grammar, that's always in flux too. Consider the sentence, I'm going to buy a car next week. This is a future tense construction in Modern English, even though it doesn't much look like one to an educated reader. The word going in this kind of sentence no longer implies any kind of movement, as evidenced by the sentence, I'm going to sit here in my chair for three hours. (This construction, by the way, is being heavily phonologically reduced these days, to I'm gonna do or even I'munna do. This is something that happens very frequently to grammatical markers.)

    What is going on here? Well, English speakers used to only use the verb go to mean movement. They then began using it for movement associated with proximal futures (with modal and aspectual meaning tied in), as in

    Hal: Hang on a second, Bob -- where are you going?
    Bob: I'm going to buy some fruit.

    Ev