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First Swede Prosecuted For File Sharing

praps writes "The Local reports that a 27-year old man who allowed people to download a film from his PC has become the first Swede to be charged with illegal file sharing, after a tip-off from the country's notorious Anti-Piracy Bureau. It's a critical test case, as prosecutors say that anything less than a prison sentence would make future prosecutions unlikely." From the article: "The case was brought after a tip off from Antipiratbyrån (APB), a lobby organization set up by the media industry to combat illegal downloading in Sweden. Since the man was reported APB has found itself in hot water, with an Internet company accusing the organization itself of illegally downloading films and games.

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  1. Here is what he said: by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    The file sharer was heard to say: "I cupy zee-a feeles und shere-a muosic vit my friends. Policee breek duon my duor und keeck my kittee. I im nut heppy. Bork Bork Bork!

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    1. Re:Here is what he said: by Jeffery · · Score: 1, Funny

      a moose bit my sister..... (those responsible for this comment have been sacked)

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    2. Re:Here is what he said: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No! Reali! She was karving her initials into it with the sharpened end of an Intergalactic toothbrush given to her by .....

  2. Re:Prison? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    A murderer typically destroys one life.
    A copyright infringer can destroy hundreds - if they cause a media-producing company to go bankrupt.

  3. APB by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    tip off from Antipiratbyrån

    My file døwnløåding sister wås bitten by an antipiratbyrån once...

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    1. Re:APB by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come si our loveli byttørrents...

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    2. Re:APB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FYI...

      USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Enzy:
      You are dense.

      Norway, Denmark and Sweden:
      Yøu åre dense.

    3. Re:APB by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

      Norway and Denmark:
      å : aa, æ : ae, ø : oe
      Sweden:
      å : aa, ä : ae, ö : oe

      Not that this helps us ignorant redneck Americans any, since almost no English words have "aa" or "ae" in them. How are these sounds pronounced, anyway?


      "aa" is pronounced like the danish "å" and "ae" like the swedish "ä"...

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  4. Re:from the i-own-everything dept by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    i-own-everything

    Is that a new Apple product?

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  5. Africa calling.. by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now is the time to move to Africa - the animal and music pirate sanctuary!

  6. Re:Nice prosecutor by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I mean, the guys in jail would laugh at him for going to jail for sharing files."

    Sven: "Hey, I'm Sven the Swine. I dismembered 12 people using nothing but a rusty spoon."
    Bjorn: "I abused 20 nuns and stole 50 million Euro from orphanages at gunpoint. What are you in for?"
    You: "I allowed others to download "Hipp Hipp Hora" off my computer."
    Bjorn: "What the hell is that? It sounds like it involves hippos."
    Sven: "You SICKO!"

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  7. The First Swede... by Nimrangul · · Score: 3, Funny
    You know when I first read that I thought for a second that that must be their version of a president, the First Swede.

    Sounds like a good name for a gouvnerment official.

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  8. Re:Prison? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Funny
    Copyright infringement without profit (illegal redistribution, for free).
    Would you agree that the second is of a lesser degree.

    This is the classic Robin Hood defense, and under American law, essentially worthless in court.

    Maybe it's worthless in court, but it rhymes, so I imagine Johnny Cochrane could use it pretty effectively.
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  9. WHAT? by nege · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they kidding? Putting this guy in jail will be the informational age equivalent of being a martyr! Someone should tell the prosecutors: "If you strike him down, he will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!"

  10. Re:is this story not telling us anything, or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course it's one year, all you have to do is right-click on the file and go to Properties...

    Location: c:\files

    Size: 630.25 MB

    Size on disk: 630.4 MB

    Prison term for file sharing: 365 D

  11. Well that's it... by SmokeHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was all fun and games as long as it was U.S. citizens, but now that they've rolled a Swede, the streets will run red with blood!

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  12. Way to go! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Modded +4 Insightful for bashing the muppet "Swedish Chef"!

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  13. Re: Nice prosecutor by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


    > I thought the headline First Swede prosecuted for sharing files on net was fairly ominous

    I was shocked just to hear that the first Swede is still alive.


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  14. Re:Here is what he really said: by infinite9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But jokes about other people's lack of english skills mostly come from persons who have never mastered a foreign language

    Most americans can't even speak English properly.

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  15. And next. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next thing, I will mention Kermit the Frog, and will get flamed for bashing the French and swamp-dwellers.

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  16. English vs. Swedish by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you want to see how different Swedish is from English, go to Stockholm.

    If you want to see how similar Swedish is to English, go to Helsinki.

    1. Re: English vs. Swedish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yuor engleesh veel be assimilated. All yör bäse are belång to ös. /Björn Borg

  17. Re:You read much into it by lskutt · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the next insight will be:

    Fun fact 3: Adult Americans keep asking what "Bork" means in Swedish.

  18. Re:Prison? by flabbergasted · · Score: 3, Funny
    A life is worth more than every movie ever made

    Obviously, you've never seen "Lesbian Spank Inferno!"

  19. Swedish phones by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "why not try a holiday in Sweden? See the lovely lakes. The wonderful telephone system"

    ring.....ring....ring....
    Hello?
    (staticy voice in phone) Bork! Bork! Bork!
    (click)

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  20. Re:Prison? by kubrick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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