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World's Smallest Linux Box Fits in RJ-45 Jack

An anonymous reader writes "German electronics company Kleinhenz is shipping a network-enabled Linux system built into an RJ-45 Ethernet jack. "Picotux" has a 55MHz ARM processor, 2MB of Flash, 8MB of RAM, a serial port, and five lines of GPIO. It measures 0.75 x 0.75 x 1.4 inches (19 x 19 x 36mm), and weighs 0.64 ounces (18 grams), packaged in a metal housing. A wireless 802.11 version appears to be on the horizon, too. So, if you've ever wanted to network-enable, say, a robot, boombox, or model airplane, this could be the system for you." Is this really the world's smallest? It looks a bit chunkier than a tiny gumstix machine.

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  1. Finally! by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The "nothing to see here, please move along" comment finally makes sense.

  2. Re:it's all about size by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please do not eat Picotux.

  3. Re:Imagine a... by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 3, Funny

    in other words, imagine a 24-port network switch! :P

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  4. Re:Yes but will it run Windows N by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes but will it run Windows N

    Dunno. But it might run Windows T: The official OS of Bosco Baracus. I pity the foo' who don't run dat version!

  5. What?! by mschoolbus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where is the LCD screen?!

    1. Re:What?! by sokoban · · Score: 3, Funny

      It doesn't have one, it's an iPod Shuffle copycat.

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  6. A 1-character LCD Screen... by Prototerm · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...will be in the next version (with appologies to Dilbert).

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  7. New IT problems by AtariAmarok · · Score: 3, Funny

    Witherworth: "Jenkins!!!!"
    Jenkins: "Yes Boss?"
    Witherworth: "The server is DOWN. Your department spent our good money on that "Luxux" or whatever you call it. What the hell can be wrong with it?"
    Jenkins: "Ermmm. sorry, sir. I sneezed and it blew out the window."

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    1. Re:New IT problems by fishbowl · · Score: 5, Funny

      My company was an early adopter of Linux for core tech infrastructure.

      Once, one of the finance people asked me, half jokingly, "So is this Linux a piece of shit or what?"

      I replied: It is. we use it for the fertilizer your paycheck grows in.

      I mark that moment as the turning point when linux went from skepticism to aceeptance in my company.

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  8. Re:One ring by Bifurcati · · Score: 3, Funny

    One ring to call them all
    One ringtone to find them
    One glowing keypad to annoy them all
    And in the darkness blind them

    In the land of Nokia where the shadows lie.

  9. Re:Yet, that is not small enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm imagining a Beowolf cluster of Walmart sweaters.

  10. The picotux is actually smaller than the gumstix. by sytxr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The gumstix has a larger surface area, the gumstix has a larger average visual cross section when viewed from a random angle. German shipping services like to define the size of a packet, for the purpose of determining fees, as the sum of of its dimensions.

    Which is smaller - a gumstix or a sheet of paper ? If you say it's the gumstix, then the picotux is smaller.

    Otherwise it does not make sense! The german postal service says the picotux is smaller, so the picotux is smaller; but what do shipping fees in Germany, which are paid in Euro, have to do with the size of the gumstix in comparison to the picotux ? And why am I comparing it to mice which are mammals which are rodents of the genus Mus as computer input devices ? It does not make sense.
    Therefore you must admit the picotux is smaller.

  11. Re:Firewall in the port by syukton · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's the most effective kind, duh.

    That thing will NEVER pass an evil packet!

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  12. Pulp Fiction by djdavetrouble · · Score: 4, Funny

    but can you fit that bang up your bung?

    "This picotux. This picotux was in your Daddy's pocket when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the picotux it'd be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that picotux was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he wore this picotux up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the picotux. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the picotux to you."

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  13. Re:it's all about size by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm holding out for the Linux enabled dental crown -- with Bluetooth. /ducks

  14. Mac Mini by Umbral+Blot · · Score: 3, Funny

    Take that Mac Mini!!

  15. "Warning: Picotux should not be taken internally" by NMEismyNME · · Score: 5, Funny

    See? Because of me they have a warning.

  16. Re:This could be... by Taladar · · Score: 3, Funny

    This doesn't mean it will be easy to find this device once they notice the traffic.

    You shouldn't forget the bash.org No. 1 quote