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GTA3 and Vice City now Online Multiplayer

glengineer writes "A deep bow and an "I'm not worthy" to Kent Simon, at the University of Kentucky, Ed Lyons in London, and Chris McArthur in Canada who have made the dream come true for GTA fanatics like me - GTA3 and Vice City online multiplayer! Now I can streetrace and play Liberty City Survivor with real people, not just use the "crazy pedestrians" cheat. Rockstar would be nuts not to hire these guys. So, anyone up for a deathmatch? Meet me at the Malibu Club in Vice, or the construction site on Staunton Island."

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  1. Re:Welcome to 2003 by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next on Slashdot: Free Unix clone developed by some Finnish guy

    I'll believe this when I see some proof...

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  2. So.. by Ligur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will we be able to pay eachother for sex and then murder oneandother to get our money back?

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    1. Re:So.. by biglig2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, you live next door to Senator Clinton?

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  3. Re:Welcome to 2003 by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't worry, it's been proved to be fake :).

    For more details, check out the real owners of the Unix clone ...

  4. Re:Welcome to 2003 by justforaday · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hah! That's what I thought. Nobody could ever be able to program something as complex as a Unix clone...

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  5. Re:Welcome to 2003 by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll believe this when I see some proof...

    I remember reading somewhere that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are involved.

  6. Yay! Now they all must die! by gameboyhippo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alright! I guess this is a dream come true for a right winger like me who very much dislikes GTA. This could be the one thing that destroys GTA forever (and the reason Rockstar never made GTA online multiplayer). Please read the following steps to figure out why.

    Step 1: GTA player downloads online capability.
    Step 2: GTA player starts shooting other players online.
    Step 3: GTA player no longer desires to kill hookers and cops, but other badguys.
    Step 4: Since videogames influence behavior, there are less Cop shootings and more GTA player shootings in real life!
    Step 5: Less GTA players means less profits.
    Step 6: Rockstar sells company to "Big Idea" since they no longer make money.
    Step 7: "Big Idea" starts making really cool VeggieTales games using Rockstar's old resources!!! :)

    IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!!!!!!! :)

  7. Re:It always stuns me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You make it sound like Canada is relevant somehow.

  8. Re:Welcome to 2003 by mobby_6kl · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just you wait, Hurd will be out in less than a year now!

  9. Re:It always stuns me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    You have a good point, but to some, geography consists of "here" and "over there." Similarly, you get us vs. them.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

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  10. Really? by ggvaidya · · Score: 5, Funny

    Really? But he just got here!

    Oh well ...

  11. The Senator by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sen. Clinton should get online and try to clean up the place.

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  12. Re:Welcome to 2003 by kuzb · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's probably because all the editors run Macs now, so they've forgotten what games are.

    "You mean, there ARE games OTHER than super breakout?"

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  13. Re:Welcome to 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read it?

    Yes, and please stop with comments like that it makes him angry.

  14. Changing vehicules stats by Misroi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if the vehicle stats are still local? I remember I played a while ago to vice city multiplayer, however I had modified the bike stats. I can still remember the surprise of the guy who tryed to ram my bike with his garbage truck, but instead went flying the other way. Who would have thought that a bike can weight a few thousand tonnes.

  15. Re:GTA online by Zorilla · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's when you have to master the 40 MPH carjack. I was such a bastard playing against my brother in GTA 1 and 2 because I would simply jump over his charging car and kick him out of it.

    Even funnier was putting oil slick on a road next to the harbor and watching an ambulance with its sirens on slide and fall off into the water.

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  16. Re:Wondering by uberjon · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can imagine West Side Story dance sequences breaking out!!!

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  17. Screw deathmatch by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1, Funny

    One word:

    Chicken.

  18. sweet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    now we can all beat up on Hilary Clinton as she does her "research" on violent video games.

  19. Re:GTA online by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Note to self: Don't die.

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  20. Correction by p0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    GTA3 and Vice City now OFFLINE Multiplayer. Thanks to Slashdot.

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  21. Re:Welcome to 2003 by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. Having it run the company.

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  22. Re:MMORPG? by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

    An MMO where people run around killing people randomly for no reason at all, with no roleplay involved? Hmm, sounds like every MMO I've played. :)

  23. Re:GTA online by TrippTDF · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, If Hillary Clinton sees this, you are totally fucked. You'll be in some mental ward within the hour.

  24. /.ed by sznik · · Score: 2, Funny

    GTA Offline by /.

  25. Re:I wonder if it works on wine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Many many hours have been spent with my mates having a few Buds(Budiwar chezch beer ,not budweiser)

    if it works on chezch beer, then it probably works on wine. but you really shouldn't drive drunk.