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Robotic Nanotech Swarms on Mars... in 2034
Roland Piquepaille writes "NASA is testing a shape-shifting robot called 'TETwalker' for tetrahedral walker, because it looks like a flexible pyramid. It has been tested in the lab and at the McMurdo station in Antarctica to test it under conditions more like those on Mars. Now, it is on the way to be -- really -- miniaturized by using micro- and nano-electro-mechanical systems. These robots will eventually join together to form 'autonomous nanotechnology swarms' (ANTS). When it's done, in about thirty years, these nanotech swarms will 'alter their shape to flow over rocky terrain or to create useful structures like communications antennae and solar sails.' So in 2034, nanotechnology will land on Mars. Read more for other details and references about the TETwalker and the ANTS project."
Just to get it out of everybody's system:
I for one welcome our new ANT overlords!
"NASA's nano-robots get out of control and take over Mars. The robots replicate and build a massive robot army with the intent to come back to Earth and kill us all."
What I wonder is why robots in movies usually feel the need to kill humankind?
I don't know about these ant things... arm them with just a nanoliter of Cyanide, and you've got one Hell of a pack of fire ants.
It is part of the Illuminauti plan to set up their own shadow government on Mars before the humans arrive. Hail Dischordia! Hail Graud!
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They want to send nanotechnology swarms onto another planet in order to burrow into the core and create a vast nanotech brain. The planet will gain self-awareness in a matter of seven years and will decide humanity is its greatest threat, altering the course of its orbit to crash into Earth.
All brought to you by NASA. Thanks, NASA!
"NASA scientists were red-faced today when their nanotech swarms crashed and refused to move anywhere. One scientist was heard to mutter something about 'Damn 32-bit time_t'".
It is those artificial AI intelligences that I fear the most, I tell ya.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
"We can barely handle environmental damage here. Now you want to send nanotechnology "swarms" onto another planet because... we'll learn a whole lot?!"
You'd rather they unleash them here?
"Derp de derp."
Great, someone went and invented replicators.... we are screwed, SG1 would probably be too busy to save us...
The Zhti Ti Kofft will crush are puny nanobot army, and then punish is for attempting a large scale invasion. It may be the twilight of humanity! If we want the blue planet to remain ours, we need to respect that the red planet is theirs,
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Ah. C.S. Lewis and Arthur C. Clarke. Could always use another Perelandra novel, and Rama retreads never get old. It has been a while since their last collaboration, hasn't it?
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Thanks. Next time, we will make sure to refer to the nanobots as a "death cloud" or "apocalyptic horde".
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
fuck Roland and his plaigarised website, he deserves to get taken down
Q:"What about when the nanobots breed out of control?"
A:"We send bigger robots to eat them up"
Q:"And what about when the bigger robots get out of control?"
A:"We send huge platoons of godzillas to incinerate them"
Q:"What about when the godzillas breed and cover the planet?"
A: "Galactus is one phone call away"
Q: "What about....?"
A: "Don't worry. We've laced the godzillas with rat poison. Galactus eats Mars and quickly dies. No danger to Earth."
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
I hang out on the nanotechnology newsgroup
You must be one of these "experts" I keep hearing about at this site!
Which finds 1,150,000 year old nanotech already there, gets eaten, turned into Martian nanotech electro-waste...
Task Mangler
while there are a number of complexities standing between a handful of silicone today and a handful of nanobots
I'll take a couple of handfuls of silicone, assuming it's in the proper ahem "envelope".
The Borg. Yow!
XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
Are no-no bots like nanobots, except they keep doing terribly bad things, so you yell at them: "No! No!" ?
"...these nanotech swarms will 'alter their shape to flow over rocky terrain or to create useful structures like communications antennae and solar sails.'"
Why am I suddely reminded of Lemmings?
"Sometimes you have fun, and sometimes the fun has you"
Come on, you said it yourself: Mars rocks!
So let's go to Mars.
Iraq: war to save the U
Powered by a double redundancy drive?
It is really, really artificial. We just have to have a man on Mars so it is manmade-manmade.