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Microsoft Offers New Data-Security Scheme

bingly_beep writes "The BBC is reporting Microsoft's new user security measure, whereby users sensitive information is stored on their PC rather then online, as in their previous offerings, such as Passport. This sounds like a good idea, but any such system would surely require that the user definitely erases the HD on any machine they sell. Perhaps Microsoft should include an option, like 'Prepare this computer for resale,' which utterly destroys all data."

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  1. In future headlines... by Caspian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pimp offers new "disease-free guarantee".

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  2. Windows already has such a feature... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Doesn't installing windows automatically come with built in features that "destroy all data"?

    The problem with the feature right now is that it happens when you least expect it, rather than when you'd actually want it to occur.

    1. Re:Windows already has such a feature... by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. It's called "Knoppix".

  3. Ready for sale by Mononoke · · Score: 2, Funny
    Perhaps Microsoft should include an option, like 'Prepare this computer for resale,' which utterly destroys all data.
    I think they called that Windows 3.1
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  4. rather then by ezzzD55J · · Score: 5, Funny
    rather THAN

    rather THAN damnit

    please continue

  5. Oh Please by finkployd · · Score: 5, Funny

    This sounds like a good idea, but any such system would surely require that the user definitely erases the HD on any machine they sell.

    Yes, because today it is perfectly ok to sell a system without erasing the hard drive. I mean for real, who stores private or important data on a computer?

    Finkployd

  6. Prepare for resale? by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Their idea of a secure "prepare for resale" function would probably erase the whole OS and all other Microsoft products (like Office), so that they would need to be purchased again.

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  7. Prepare Computer For Resale by topgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I like the idea of a button with this function. But at the same time, it should back-up my Outlook addresses, save my bookmarks, transfer my MP3s to my file server, and then post my used computer listing on eBay.

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  8. "Prepare computer for resale" by Bifurcati · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Windows is preparing your computer for resale. Please insert your Red Hat Linux CD now.

  9. Resale? by Racter · · Score: 2, Funny
    Perhaps Microsoft should include an option, like 'Prepare this computer for resale,' which utterly destroys all data."

    Or, as we like to call it, 'Prepare this computer for confiscation.'

  10. Faster yet by ari_j · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use a .308 Win. 2500fps beats your solution and guarantees every sector you hit will be unreadable.

    1. Re:Faster yet by slazar · · Score: 3, Funny

      2500 fps!?! That's Unreal®!

  11. Re:Hard Drive Forensics by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Keeping the disk, pulverizing it completely, or throwing it into Mount Doom would seem to be the most reliable methods of ensuring security"

    Frodo tosses hard disk into volcano. Not very far away, a tower in Redmond crumbles as a giant bespectacled eye glaces around in terror. Outside the Gates of mordor, a troll-like figure is about to stomp on the penguin's head. When the hard drive melts, Ballmer lifts his mishapen head, takes his foot off the penguin, and shambles confusedly into the night.

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  12. Re:Aw hell... by sokoban · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...installing windows takes care of that pretty well already.

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  13. Data loss? by mageofchrisz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps Microsoft should include an option, like 'Prepare this computer for resale,' which utterly destroys all data.

    Start > Run > explorer

    Consider data loss guaranteed

  14. Only disks - Attack of the clueless accountant by dbIII · · Score: 2, Funny
    I once watched a clueless accountant completely trash a not paticularly old server with a hammer in case financially sensitive information could be gleaned from its CPU, RAM, side panels, keyboard, monitor ot terminals. In hindsight, the stuff on the disks would probably be found interesting in a crimianl court, so not understanding how computers work he was destroying everything he thought could potentially be evidence.

    Either that, or he really hated the thing and wanted to destroy it, or hated the techno geeks that wanted to take it home.