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Government Finishes Internet Study -- 7 years late

djp928 writes "A study commisioned by Congress in 1998 to report on internet traffic has finally been published -- 7 years, two presidents, and one internet boom/bust later. Some of their findings include "DNS is good" and "We should probably have some more TLDs""

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  1. The results are in: by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    This internet thing is just a fad.

    1. Re:The results are in: by Tribbin · · Score: 5, Funny

      We... have... agreed, ...

      That... you... are... not... orks...

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  2. Typical government study... by stlhawkeye · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...after spending 10 years and 13 billion dollars of tax payer money, we are proud to announce to the US Department of Bureaucracy has determined that the Internet is:
    • Big
    • Complicated
    • Busy
    • Using Electrons
    • Full of pornography
    We won't be able to really relax our collective guard until they add unregulatable to this list.
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    1. Re:Typical government study... by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > We won't be able to really relax our collective guard until they add unregulatable to this list.

      "Anything that isn't nailed down is ours."
      "Anything we can pry loose, isn't nailed down."

      "Nothing is impossible to the man who doesn't have to pay for it himself."

    2. Re:Typical government study... by ZerocarboN · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's the pronography that caused the big delay.

      "Dude look, a booby!"

      "That's hot! They're paying us how much to do this?"

  3. $1 million by wils0n · · Score: 5, Informative

    FTA

    "Lawmakers had demanded the $1 million federal study, ultimately called "Signposts in Cyberspace," under a 1998 federal law, the Next Generation Internet Research Act."

    1. Re:$1 million by Infinityis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think maybe they took "next generation" a bit too literallly...

    2. Re:$1 million by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Lawmakers had demanded the $1 million federal study, ultimately called "Signposts in Cyberspace," under a 1998 federal law, the Next Generation Internet Research Act."

      Thats a bargain. It took between $6 and $10 million to figure out Clinton got head from a fat girl.

  4. New Study by klatty · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear that they also just finished their study on electricity.

    Findings include: "AC good for long distance" and that "devices that use this new technology may sometime exist throughout a common home"

  5. Re:no more TLDs, please by kevin_conaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, this has rarely happened in our society and in the end sadly, money rules the day.

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  6. Sorry, it's my fault. by The+Lurker+King · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry everyone, it's my fault. You know how you get some directive from management and you just throw it on your desk and forget about it? Well, eventually it gets buried under everything else I was working and quickly forgotten about. (Didn't we just have a previous post about how 95% of software projects are late?) Anyway, I was doing some spring cleaning last week and found it.

    Again, my apologies. It won't happen again.

  7. Re:no more TLDs, please by cmburns69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is that nobody thinks "The company I'm looking for is an aerospace company, so I'll try name.aero". Everybody tries name.com, name.net and finally name.org (generally in that order).

    It is the classic chicken and egg problem. Until the general population knows how to use TLD's properly, companies will not start using them properly. But companies will not start using them properly until the general population knows how.

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  8. Dejavu! by Orangez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quote from the article: "To be honest, most people forgot it was ever going to happen" [end quote]. I'm still counting on that every time a deadline arrives...

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  9. Re:no more TLDs, please by breon.halling · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...countries like Tuvalu (.tv) reach technological savyness and find that their entire TLD has been used up by TV networks...

    According to Wikipedia:

    "In 2000, Tuvalu negotiated a contract leasing its Internet domain name '.tv' for $50 million in royalties over the next dozen years."

    They seemed to have profitted from having the .TV TLD, so it's not all bad.

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  10. The most needed TLD by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We should probably have some more TLDs

    The TLD we all need most of all: .sux

    A place where no coropration is ever allowed to register their own trademark!

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  11. Obligatory SNL commercial by mattmentecky · · Score: 5, Funny

    The "need for more TLDs" reminds me of an old SNL fake commercial:

    [Scene of father helping son ride a bicycle for the first time, then, cut to the living room of their house]

    Father: Trust, an important part of building a family, and an important part of building his future. That's why I rely on Dillon/Edwards and Company. For nearly a century, investors on Wall Street have trusted Dillon and Edwards with their financial future. And now all of the resources from America's oldest investment firm are available on-line. [Father is at the computer as the website appears, along with web address] Dillon and Edwards on the Internet, at www.clownpenis.fart. A lot of investment companies rushed onto the Internet, but Dillon and Edwards took their time. Sure, when they were ready, there was one web address left, but it's one you can count on.

    Announcer #1: For mutual funds, count on...

    Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

    Announcer #1: Online brokerage...

    Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

    Announcer #1: Retirement and tuition planning...

    Announcer #2: ...clownpenis.fart.

    [Caption: Dillon/Edwards Investments-www.clownpenis.fart]

    Announcer #1: Dillon and Edwards Investments...

    Announcer #2: ...at www.clownpenis.fart.