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How Much Respect Do You Get?
droidlev asks: "In our continually fluctuating economy I have seen a drastic change in the level of respect that I receive. As a technician I've grown accustomed to a heightened level of respect when I walk into a client's office. Not to say that I have a God complex, however, it feels good to walk into a room and be appreciated. I'm passionate for the computer work that I do; I'm 'GEEK' for it. People know that I'm there to help and solve their problems. There is good amount of value in this extra level of appreciation and respect. This is especially true when you are developing business relationships (and of course it never hurts to be liked). In recent times, however, I've been cast in a different light; actually more like a darkened shadow. I am now seen as a necessary evil instead of the 'all powerful technician.' So I ask what your experiences have been, either as a computer technician or another professional? Have you seen a change in the level of respect that you receive?"
"Businesses are trying to save every penny they have. Unless something significant goes wrong, they handle a situation themselves. This only compounds the severity of a problem. By the time I get there, everything has gone to hell and I get a look (the it's-all-your-fault look) from every cubicle and every office. In the past, exceptionally dedicated service translated to loyal clients that didn't mind paying a little bit more. Once I was the problem solver, now it seems I am yet another flame to burn their money."
I found I get more respect when I loudly shout "frist psot" as soon as I enter the room
I can't say I get a lot of respect for being a Computer Ace. It certainly hasn't gotten me any dates recently. On the other hand family, friends, distant friends, ex-bosses, neighbors and friends of neighbors have no qualms about assuming I'm their free I.T. service. Respect? I don' t know. Co-dependence? Yeesh!
Murray Todd Williams
I don't need respect, just obedience.
And no backtalk.
When I was a baby, my bathtub toys were a radio and a toaster.
Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to ME?
BOFHs are to be feared, not respected...
When I show people my custom code running on the nintendo DS, my respect++;
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Is this Rodney Dangerfield reincarnated as "The IT Guy"?
How much do respect do you get OUTSIDE the office?
The sad thing is, you can save the day, but in the end, you're still a 'computer geek'
When the IT staff starts nailing hot secretaries and interns, instead of goldchain wearing middle managers, you'll impress us.
Seriously, people don't like other people who smell.
=^)
The Doormat
If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
Nobody likes to call the plumber, electrician, etc... Nobody likes to call in a tech for most of the same reasons, although I do try to keep my buttcrack from showing.
Steve's Computer Service, Hobbs, NM
echo "\$0.75/hr" > /data/payroll/managment/IT/bob/payrate
I've noticed one big difference. When a geek asks me what I do, I've been able to give the same answer since 1998: "I work full time for a company maintaining their sites with ASP and SQL Server." Here's a chronology of the responses:
.NET these days. Besides, you'll be laid off in a week just like me. And Oracle's the bomb, it's worth every penny."
1998: "What's ASP?"
1999: "ASP sucks, man. It's too hard."
2000: "Wow, can I learn ASP? How hard is it? Because I've never done computer work, but I hear it makes a lot of money."
2001: "Ha! ASP? You suck, that's so old-school. You won't have a job in a couple of years. I got a job at Pets.com making twice your salary, and I'm just a receptionist."
2002: "ASP sucks, man. It's all about
2003: "ASP sucks, man. It's all about PHP these days. And MySQL's the bomb. It'll have stored procedures any day now." (Sorry, just had to throw that one in.)
2004: "ASP sucks, man. It's all about J2EE these days."
2005: "Wow, you have a full time job? Because I'm a programmer and I can't find a job to save my ass."
What's your damage, Heather?
Are you Bill Gates?
Seriously, a (support) technician is like the plumber. He's only called when something is broken. How much respect do you show your plumber?
When the tech I developed won us a $500 million contract, they gave me a color monitor for my PC.
The are no more Priests of the Temples of Syrinx (obscure Rush reference).
That's not obscure. If you called us all Narpets, or said that Rocinante finally made it through the other side, THOSE are obscure Rush references.
sorry for the nitpick, please carry on...
1980s--> Ridiculed Computer Nerd
/. love to romanticize about our geekiness, only us geeks appreciate it. Nobody else gives a shit about you or me except you or me.
1995 --> Socially Defunct Internet Junkie
1998 --> All-Powerful, Universally Loved and Admired Icon of Intellectual Prowess and Thinkgeek Humour
1999 --> Profit!!!
2000s--> Returning to Ridiculed Computer Nerd / Socially Defunct Internet Junkie
Sorry man... as much as we all here on
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A ton! If that dude doesn't show up, I don't get to eat that night!
I'll tell ya, I don't get no respect, no respect at all. When I was a kid, when my parents went shopping, they always took me with them. That way, they could park in the handicapped section.
The other night I had a fight with the dog. My wife said the dog was right. And she told me this right in front of the dog. Now the dog has no respect. My wife throws the ball, he waits for me to bring it back.
I tell ya, nothin goes right. I went into a gay bar. They asked for proof of sex. I showed them proof. They said it wasn't enough.
I don't get no respect. I told my landlord I want to live in a more expensive apartment. He raised the rent!
Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.
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I wish Rodney was still alive, healthy, and telling jokes.
... do that awnser your question?
*ducks*
If I had mod points, I'd mod it up - it's *funny*.
The fact that it actually *is* the first post just makes it even better.
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respect gets YOU!! (folks must have mod points to spare when fp get a +4)
In the words of johnathan frakes: "Good god it's JUST A SHOW!"
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Stop that! You know better! THWAP! The next thing you know, you'll be telling all the lusers here how to propitiate the daemon that guards the dreaded gates so that they can make themselves known. Monk, LART thyself!
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A Jedi craves not these things.
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down on his knees and beg for it.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.
you're not respected.
Guess that lets out everybody on
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....one of my friends Dad said, "You can go anywhere in this world with a wave and a clipboard".
I was trying to imagine surfing a wave on a clipboard to get from point A to point B and thinking your friends dad was a total stoner, then _I_ stopped smoking the bong for a minute and realized that it is I that is the total stoner. Carry on.
music lover since 1969
I think the fact that your humorless comment was modded as funny proves the GP's point. (Note to moderators: this comment is not funny. HTH)
People aren't superior to others.
Bzzzt. Wrong. Anyone - even old cadavers - are superior to advertisers.
Moderators, mod parent up!!! That's hillarious!!!
My Grandma told me something similar. "You can go anywhere with a white shirt and a smile." Shortly after I followed that advice, I learned that "pants" should definitely be added to that list.
Be forewarned.
Speaking as someone who has a measured IQ over 150 (top 0.1%), you couldn't be more wrong. IQ is worth very little. Mensa is full of washouts with entitlement complexes.
Speaking as someone who has a measured IQ of over 750, you couldn't be more wrong. No wait a second...
Speaking as someone who has a measured SAT score of 750, you couldn't be more wrong.
If you need to rant against your cow-orkers . . .
If someone is orking your cows, you should be ranting to the authorities, providing they aren't busy with your sheep, of course.
What we have here is a model of authority that is culturally implanted in each of us.
That's why I wear black SWAT BDU's, combat boots, and mirror sunglasses to work.
"I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
-Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
"You can go anywhere in this world with a wave and a clipboard"
One of my favorite stories (maybe happened, maybe just urban legend) is that some guys wearing unlabeled utility worker gear parked a van on a busy NY street, put up cones (causing traffic), spraypainted lines onto the asphalt, and jackhammered a big square ditch along the lines. Then they packed up their gear, took down the cones, and drove off - leaving a gaping ditch in a busy street. And no one said a thing to them as they were working - everyone just assumed they were there doing official city repair work.
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It seems a lot of Slashdot posters marvel at how hair and clothing affects how people react. Ahh, the beauty of an epiphany experience: To finally realize the importance of hair-style and fashion, an aspect of the outside world that Slashdot users have neglected ever since they first touched a computer.
...and realized that it is I that is the total stoner.
I don't mean to be a grammar nazi, but reading this sentence was a bit jarring. In this case, the first-person pronoun is the object and should be "me" instead of "I". I think you may have been confused because your pronoun seems like the subject of the modifying clause, "that is the total stoner."
You obviously weren't smiling enough, then.
Because it's your dog!
It would be cool if it didn't suck.
"A pipe wrench? What do you need a pipe wrench for? Don't swing that at me! You're the problem here, not me!"
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This is not my sandwich.
"Walk softly, but carry a Damn Big ClueBat Just In Case."
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