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iCopulate Romances iPods, Executive Pong

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the a-million-and-one-uses dept.

mboverload was one of several readers to note that you can purchase aircraft tracking laser today at ThinkGeek. (TG is owned by OSTG, the parent company of Slashdot, so activate all conspiracy theories now). You can also look into the new iPod accessory iCopulate which allows intimacy between mp3 players never before fantasized. And for the suit that has everything, Executve Pong.

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  1. Thing is... by m50d · · Score: 4, Funny

    I didn't notice the iCopulate was a joke, because it sounds like exactly the sort of thing iPod users would go for.

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  2. food! by ack154 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget the toys... I'm just excited I can finally get a classy snack at my desk now!

    1. Re:food! by ack154 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait... you have a sexy secretary?

  3. "Do not disconnect." by lildogie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reminds me of two dogs.

    If you experience interruptus, do you have to throw cold water on the joined iPods?

  4. It's irresponsible to sell this iCopulate... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...without any form of virus protection available. I'd just say no.

  5. bzzt by Reignking · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does ICopulate have a vibrate mode?

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  6. iCopulate isn't accurately described by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, it comes in two forms, the iCopulate and the iMasturbate. iCopulate is an add-on for the iPartner product.

    (Somebody please tell me there's no truth to the notion that the internal project name for iMasturbate was "Hand Jobs a Winner". That's simply too bizarre to believe...isn't it?)

  7. Dude, I want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why, oh why, does this have to be fake! Somebody should make this happen and make a million in the process. I'd buy one. Especially if it was more like the iGangBang and you could make a little iLAN out of up to 5 iPods. That would iFucking rule.

  8. April Fools Day annoys me. by rtphokie · · Score: 3, Funny

    This isn't funny, the story on Space Daily about Bush supposedly cancelling the shuttle program isn't funny. None of this garbage is funny.

    Why does every news source, especially those online, feel the need to pull a cutsie April Fools prank. The practice makes the web practically useless on this day for any news.

    We get enough of this from our local morning drive-time morning zoo wacky radio DJs. Why cant Slashdot be above this?

  9. Don't believe the Pope by ferrocene · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear he's playing the world's greatest April Fools joke today.

    He's gonna pop up tomorrow and be like, "0wn3d!"

    Or something.

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  10. Re:Black-projector rules baby! by ebh · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's nothing secret about it. Dark-emitting Diodes were specced out by Texas Instruments decades ago; it was obviously not much of a stretch to include that feature in their DLPs.

  11. Fool me mini iThong by stefano+marese · · Score: 2, Funny

    hey guys, check out this Apple iThong mini story, hehe ;) I nearly made a fool out of myself. Well , it was early in the morning without coffee. http://www.brandinfection.com/2005/04/01/whats-nex t-apple-computer/ greets, stefano