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Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise
maotx writes "Paramount has agreed to permit Star Trek Enterprise to run for the fifth season which under normal circumstances, the sci-fi show would be impossible to produce with the reduced budget. Enter Star Trek fans Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park, to save the day. The two will rename the show to "Team Enterprise" and will keep the voices of the original actors. With the lack of a budget for CGI effects the two will use a model of the Enterprise NX-01, thus reviving an old Star Trek tradition. "We prefer the look of physical, tangible models over CGI ships any day," Parker said. "Of course, we have no visual effects budget whatsoever, so we won't be painting out the strings. You'll get used to it. Still trying to figure out where to put the propeller." They then went on to comment: "We're also gonna re-do the opening title sequence," Stone revealed. "Record a new theme -- something bombastic, action-oriented. Y'know, something that isn't, like, totally gay.""
Starfleet, Fuck Yeah lyrics
Starfleet...
Starfleet...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
The Federation is the only way yeah,
Non-members your game is through cause now you have to answer to...
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Starfleet, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
It's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow
FUCK YEAH!
Terrans, FUCK YEAH!
Vulcans, FUCK YEAH!
Bajorans, FUCK YEAH!
Tellarites, FUCK YEAH!
Binars, FUCK YEAH!
Andorians, FUCK, YEAH!
Benzites, FUCK YEAH!
Klingons, FUCK YEAH!
Prime Directive, FUCK YEAH!
Trill, FUCK YEAH!
Ferrengi, FUCK YEAH!
Rigelians, FUCK YEAH!
Risians, FUCK YEAH!
Zakdorns, FUCK YEAH!
Denebulons, FUCK YEAH!
Caitians, FUCK YEAH!
Alpha Centaurians, FUCK YEAH!
Betazedians (Betazeds?)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
KHAAAAAAARTMAN!
In other words, Star Trek's special effects get an upgrade.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence? I think not!
The captain will now always yell "Respect my authoritah!"
Having mod points on April First is like having root on a broken computer: It might in theory give you some power, but there's no way to use it effectively.
A good fart joke will re-energize the Star Trek franchise.
I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
I think all the characters should have the voice of Majel Barrett.
William Shatner has, in fact, been played by one of these marionation puppets since 1996. The unlifelike sheen of his skin and the jerky speech patters are a dead give-away.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
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"Screw you guys, I'm beaming home."
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"Sorry, we have a little morale problem with Ensign Redshirt. It seems-"
"Beam him into space. Now, onto the issue of dinner. I want-"
"Captain! we can't just beam a crew member into space. It's-"
"GODDAMN IT! I SAID BEAM HIM INTO SPACE! RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TAY!"
- Crow T. Trollbot
That Kenny dies in every episode and wears a red shirt (coat).
And secondly everyone knows Star Wars is better execpt for JarJar.
I'm sorry, but you lose this one. You conveniently left out:
1) Greedo shoots second.
2) Anakin in E1.
3) Anakin in E2.
4) Anakin in E3.
5) Mitochlorians.
6) Mark Hamill.
7) A BBEG named "Dooku".
8) Rebel fleet is commanded by a lobster.
Sorry, but Star Wars is teh gay. Seven-of-Nine beat it hands down.
I know it's a joke, but they totally should! For one thing, puppets with strings would have less wooden acting than the original cast. Second, Matt and Trey have the connections to do things like bring on Keanu Reeves's voice and have him be a red shirt that gets killed before he has a chance to actually say anything. I think if anyone could save the ailing Trek franchise, it'd be Matt and Trey.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
...is if they did all real news and 1 really good april fools joke that at least tricked some idiots into posting long diatribes about how they are going to contact their senator or never buy another Snickers bar ever again.
I also hear they are going to introduce a new alien species that look a lot like fish...
Yeah... they're gonna call them "Fish"
Congratulations! Netcraft confirms that you have just won the contest for renaming the BSD "Beastie" mascot. As your prize, you get a years supply of Ben Affleck "Gigli" DVDs. Enjoy!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Elton John is no longer gay.
Careful what you ask for, you just might get it.
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