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  1. A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A story without spelling or grammar mistakes.

    1. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by antiMStroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dupe!

    2. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by atreus_max · · Score: 5, Funny

      OMG. It's the linux kernel implemented in Whitespace!

    3. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by ultramk · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...followed up by a Slashdot first: a First Post that's both Funny and Insightful.

      If anybody wants me, I'll be outside waiting for the sky to turn black and the seas to turn to blood.

      m-

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    4. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdotted already. Here is a mirror. http://www.nantasketbeach.com/slash.html

    5. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by alex4u2nv · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if you were to RTFA, you would know that: - pretty much.

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    6. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by homeobocks · · Score: 5, Funny
      Well, actually an ending quotation mark should never be by itself on a line. There should have been at least one character before it, or some characters from the preceding line pulled down.
      What, isn't \n a character?
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    7. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by perseguidor · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK, but don't panic when dusk comes.

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    8. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by jdray · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thanks. I hate when the OP doesn't supply a clicky-linky thing. I just have one question: Does it run on Linux?

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    9. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Phillup · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously you are not a Perl programmer...

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    10. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by archen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't that violate the gpl?

      1. You may copy and distribute verbatim copies of the Program's source code as you receive it, in any medium, provided that you conspicuously and appropriately publish on each copy an appropriate copyright notice and disclaimer of warranty;

    11. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by BobPaul · · Score: 3, Funny

      You need to learn HTML, buddy...

      The article summary clearly states:

      "<br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>
      <br>"

      There's a whole word on that last line before the quotation mark. The word is <br>

    12. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Zemran · · Score: 2, Funny

      but I have copyright to that story!!! Where is my lawyer? I will sue CmdrTaco for every cent!!!

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    13. Re:A CmdrTaco first! by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Every piece of GPL software always begins with the PREAMBLE. You start by including a copy of the GPL like so:

      #include <stdio.h>
      #include "gpl.h"

      int main(void) {
      fprintf(stdout, "%s", gpl);
      return (0);
      };

      gpl.c:7:6: warning: no newline at end of file

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  2. Wow by takeya · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't read the article. Sorry.

    1. Re:Wow by Xoro · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't read the article. Sorry.

      Didn't read the article? This is the biggest news from the Enlightenment community in years!

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  3. Yes! by Mullen · · Score: 4, Funny

    I totally agree with the submitter!

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  4. Great by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now they've run out of April Fools jokes, but they still keep posting...

    1. Re:Great by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least it's not a Dupe....

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  5. Now that's funny. by Secret+Agent+99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Almost.

  6. awesome!!! by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    at last, a slashdot article that isn't a dupe and which I can completely understand!

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  7. Wow! by blinkless · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great news for everyone!!

  8. Yes, I see now! by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    It all becomes clear to me!

    I must add to the above:"

    "

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  9. Copyright Infringement!!! by ettlz · · Score: 5, Funny

    That story is exactly four minutes and thirty-three seconds long!

  10. Error Messages by OblvnDrgn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Never before has "Nothing to see here. Please move along" been so relevant.

  11. Only got one thing to say! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 3, Funny





  12. I'm impressed by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the most factually accurate story Slashdot has ever posted.

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  13. That's odd... by The-Bus · · Score: 2, Funny
    I would've thought that by

    " "
    they would've at least considered the possibility of , considering the

    that's involved.

    Either way, I'm sure some solution to this will be revealed next week. If not, then we're all in trouble.
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  14. Once Again by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny


    Our rights are being trampled. Next they are going to patent air. I am going to boycott them for good.

    This time I mean it.

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  15. E+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    E+ is back from 1998! Party!!!

    What is E+ anyway?

  16. Re:Today... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Curses, foiled again....

    Now I'll never get laid.

  17. On the plus side: by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

    This particular story won't trigger a wave of computational mayhem somewhere . . . . . .

  18. Re:yeeha by Foofoobar · · Score: 1, Funny

    DAMN that 20 second wait! I can feel the karma burn coming already.

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  19. Site's down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't worry, a mirror of the story is available here.

  20. Dammmit! I submitted the SAME story a week ago! by EQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    GRR!

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  21. Site slashdotted already - Cached here by kiore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a cache for Linux, *BSD, and other unix users only.

    1. Re:Site slashdotted already - Cached here by Famanoran · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, that link actually works for me...

      But then, my machine's hostname is devnull, and I run apache on it :)

  22. Re:fp by soupdevil · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fewer. Fewer spelling errors.

  23. Re:|____ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny



    You take that back!

  24. Re:Google News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So how would you search for THIS article?

  25. Re:yeeha by Phaedrus420 · · Score: 1, Funny

    The free Karma is an April Fools joke, it'll all turn into negatives tomorrow.

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  26. Typos by Cytlid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave it to /. to spell "" wrong.

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  27. Re:Obligatory... by tomsuchy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new

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  28. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia,

    YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny



    I for one welcome our silent overlords.

  30. Re:RTFA! Re:|____ by Swamii · · Score: 4, Funny

    Brilliant.

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  31. WARNING GOATSE.CX LINK! by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod parent down!

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