Gamespot's April 1 Rumor Control
In case any of you were wondering what was and wasn't true yesterday, Gamespot has a rundown on some of the stories that made the rounds on 2005's April 1st. From the article: "One of the day's more devious pranks--also spread by the now obviously complicit Slashdot--plays on the fears of many gamers. In particular, it outlines the nightmare scenario of those who shelled out $99.99 for the Final Fantasy XI/PS2 hard drive bundle. Namely, if its subscriber base dwindles, Sony might discontinue support for the massively multiplayer online role-playing game." Heh.
If anyone still fell for these after reading the articles.. . .Seriously when that FFXI joke is considerd one of the more devious then i think they should take a look back for inspiration to thinks on the http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/
There was one really good April fools joke on slashdot yesterday , which would have been grand it been only one. The problem is that it was nuzzled in between some of the daft ones and thus made it so easy to pick out
"fool me once shame on me , Fool me twice shame on you , Fool me 7 or more times..."
Seriously some the carefull planing that used to go into these jokes needs to be reintroduced, It seems hoaxing is a dead art
Now some of those were masterfull
The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
Next year I'll have to remember not only to avoid Slashdot on April 1 to miss the "funny" stories, but also on the 2nd to miss the Zonk-pats-self-on-back stories on getting Slashdot mentioned in Gamespot because of said "funny" stories. I'd actully enjoy a "Teen kills baby with shank fashioned from Grand Theft Auto disc, parents sue Rockstar" article right now.
1. Alston to take top Telstra job
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http://whirlpool.net.au/article.cfm/1462
Near gave me a heart attack, but the last paragraph gave it away even before I clicked the "Media Release". Absolutely believable that Alston (ex telecomunications minister) would have so little integrity.
2. "Son of Kong" - King Kong production diary day 123.
http://www.kongisking.net/index.shtml
This was one that took some real planning and work.
Damn PJ has lost some weight