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Burn Grass, Get Green Biofuel

Roland Piquepaille writes "Do you want to use an economical and environmentally friendly biofuel? Just grow grass. Burning grass pellets will produce an energy-efficient biofuel, according to Jerry Cherney, a professor of agriculture at Cornell University. In this news release, 'Grass as Fuel,' he says "Burning grass pellets makes sense; after all, it takes 70 days to grow a crop of grass for pellets, but it takes 70 million years to make fossil fuels." Unfortunately, there is nothing like a grass political lobby in Washington, so he might not be heard. But with current oil prices, more and more people will be tempted to use cheaper -- and cleaner -- sources of energy. This overview contains many more details and references about this environmentally friendly biofuel made from grass."

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  1. Burn grass to make fuel?? by caston · · Score: 2, Funny
    What the hell are they smoking?!

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  2. So.... by Siriaan · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So what does your car run?"

    "Grass."

    "Smokin."

    1. Re:So.... by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny
      "So what does your car run?"

      Alfalfa pellets.

      Wow. What kind of car is it?

      VW Rabbit.

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  3. Grass, Grass or Ass by nmilford · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody rides for free!

  4. Heheehe by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unfortunately, there is anything like a grass political lobby in Washington, so he might not be heard.

    I beg to differ.

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  5. grass you say? by Maskirovka · · Score: 3, Funny

    So is this burning of grass somehow different from the smoking of grass?

  6. Chong? is that you? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...Roland Piquepaille..."

    Tommy Chong? Is that what you call yourself now? Trippy, dude...

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  7. That's pretty NORML by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    I joined NORML for a while a decade or two ago, but whichever years it was, they tended to be a bit too stoned to actually keep track of a mailing list :-)

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  8. When I can order... by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... my own personal Grass Pellet Refinery from ThinkGeek, then I'll be excited.

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  9. Sounds expensive... by nxtr · · Score: 5, Funny

    At 20 bucks per gram for fuel, I'd be better off taking the bus.

  10. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What does the mower run on?

  11. Ford Taurus by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, look forward to the new Ford Taurus, which travels down the interstate grazing the median line. At least with this new model, the bovine name DOES make sense!

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  12. We need... by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 4, Funny

    a grass roots campaign to get this one going.

    1. Re:We need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It has to be done fast, or it will get cut by congress.

  13. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Roland finially writes a summary himself instead of copying and pasting, then you go and copy and paste it off his blog. Oh the irony.

  14. Re:Roland Piquepaille by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you feel the need to take his content and re-post it? The information was contained in the article, this seems like a karma-whore tactic.

    Yeah, with all these karma-whoring posts I have made over the years, I have developed some killer karma!

  15. Re:Another use for Grass... by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    My thought was that it would be excellent to develope smaller, at-home version of this process. If it also used sulfuric acid (as opposed to the termite enzymes), you could probably put just about any cellulose-containing or food waste into the process, and get out fuel for an automobile.
    Also great for getting rid of bodies ...
  16. I got an idea! by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's start a grass-roots movement!

    *duck!*

  17. Scoop! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, have you ever seen Roland Piquepaille and Jon Katz in the same room at the same time?

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  18. Re:Roland Piquepaille by G-funk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow, I'm suprised really, seeing how much trolling and FPing you do. Keep up the good work Mr. Coward!

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  19. Re:Roland Piquepaille by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 2, Funny
    You may be interested to know that some students at the University of Manitoba made a car that ran on grass in the late nineties
    I knew several people in college that seemed to run themselves on grass.
    They didn't win any awards, though, unless you count "Most Continually-Stoned Student 1975".
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