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'Transformers' Live Action Movie from DreamWorks?
mr_don't writes "Apprently, CNN is reporting that Dreamworks might be in talks with Michael Bay (who directed the bomb Pearl Harbor) to direct a live action Transformers movie. The article says: A November 17, 2006, release date has been set. Bay's credits include the two "Bad Boys" movies, "Pearl Harbor," "Armageddon" and "The Rock." Well, as a child of the 80's I must admit I am interested, but could the movie be directed by Robert Rodriguez instead?"
P.S. Pearl Harbor wasn't a "bomb"--it was a bad movie that did very well at the box office. To suggest that it was a bomb is just plain silly. Pearl Harbor was a plodding movie with a trite script and stilted acting that performed extremely well at the box office thanks to aggressive marketing and some pretty good technical work. Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you can go around claiming it failed miserably.)
Obliteracy: Words with explosions
This movie is going to be fucking expensive. As in reallly really goddamn expensive.
I expect a lot of explosions. Terrible dialogue. An incredibly bad mixture of CGI and reality, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the end of Air Force One.
All in all, this is a silly prospect. Shouldn't they be working on more interesting things? I'd suggest something but the news of a Transformers live action movie (which isn't really "new news") has left me incapable of thinking on an intelligible level.
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20 years ago, transformers would have been described as giant robots that transform into other things. Now CNN says they 'morph', depite the face that their name contains in it the word used to describe their shape-changing. What's worse is that the word 'morph' became popular because of the terminator in T-2, where it's used to describe something noticably different from what the transformers do.
I'll never understand the media.
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...Michael Bay for the pitiful excuse of a movie Pearl Harbor turned out to be. I blame Ben Affleck and Josh Hartnett for sucking so bad at acting. For this one need only look to the casting director. Michael Bay is good at directing pure adrenaline fueled action sequences and he'd done three that in my opinion are tough to top; 1) the attack sequence of Pearl Harbor in Pearl Harbor, 2) the car chase between the H1 and teh Ferrari in The Rock, and 3) the F-18 approach/ bombing of Alcatraz in The Rock. Keeping in mind that The Rock never aspired to be the next Citizen Kane, I'd even go as far as to say that it was a pretty decent action movie.
Recently here in the UK there's been some car commercial (don't know which brand) with a car which transforms into a dancing transformers style robot.
l e-class-Mum to her kids, so it must be good- right? Then someone pointed out that it was, in fact, crap, and sales plummetted. I bet those same idiots are the type that buy "Cranberry juice drink" (3% cranberry, 97% garbage) because it comes in the same cartons as real juice and "sounds" healthy. Bah! Humbug!...
Citroen C4.
Music by Les Rythmes Digitales, same track as previously used in an ad for Sunny Delight of all things...
Urgh. Sunny Delight. If ever there was a product that illustrated the sheep-like stupidity of Britain's parental ranks, that was it. Bought as if it was basically fruit juice, anyone who'd bothered reading the label would have realised it was basically overpriced orange squash, full of sugar and additives.
Oh, but the adverts showed it being served by faintly-indulgent-but-responsible-and-caring-midd
The title's more than a little misleading as well. I thought everyone had known about the movie since the dawn of time - the only news here is the speculation about the director.
For the sake of consistency, perhaps we could rewrite the rest of the article headlines: "Sun's Schwartz Attacks GPL" becomes "Jonathan Schwartz is President of Sun Micro?", "Star Wars Fans in Line... at the Wrong Theater" becomes "New Star Wars movie to be released?" and so on.
I assume I'm not alone in thinking the plot will be:
The TV series followed a variation of that plot every time. Personally, I always thought it sucked when I was a kid.
Since this will be a Hollywood version, the writers are going to take some "creative leeway" - ie "I don't give a sh*t about continuity / I don't want [myself|the movie] to be branded a geek [flick] and actually watch the old series."
So I'm guessing the later.
The only people that would have known about it are the kind of guys that would stand in line for a Star Wars movie a month before it opens... at the wrong theater.
I mean hell, I watched Transformers as a kid and loved it, but why on earth do you assume a 30 year old man would keep up on a cartoon, much less that it's apparently going to be made into a live action movie? That was news to me. How the heck are they going to do live-action robots transforming... lots of CGI?
If I have to see another movie directed by this hack with "the hero or villian walks in slow-motion toward the camera while bombs/explosions go off in the background" I will stop watching movies.
Gems from Pearl Harbor:
Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.
And:
Rafe: You are so beautiful it hurts.
Evelyn: It's your nose that hurts.
Rafe: I think it's my heart.
Plan 9 from Outer Space had better dialog! How this made millions at the box office I'll never know. My faith in my fellow man shrank that day.
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I'm sorry, his treatment of Sin City may be nice, but it's because Miller already did the storyboards for him. Anyone who sat through all three Spy Kids movies in the theatres (with my nephew) can give you about 5000 reasons to distrust his direction.
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Update For for the dupe. Not going well. Appreciate all the hate mail. Really encourages improvement.
PEARL HARBOR
domestic: $198,542,554
international: $250,678,391
worldwide: $449,220,945
A healthy profit. the numbers don't even include dvd sales. Most blockbusters are now designed to break even domestically and thrive internationally. DVD sales almost always trump box office anyway. So the film turned a healthy profit (www.boxofficemojo.com if you want more numbers).
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New! From the director who brought you Pearl Harbor and the screenwriter who brought you Catwoman! It's....your childhood being beaten with a baseball bat. Sigh.
-A
A movie about robots that transform into big rigs and boom boxes... aimed at adults. You lost me there, amigo.
" How the heck are they going to do live-action robots transforming... lots of CGI?"
Precisely. From an fx point of view, it's more than plausible. Not only have commercials featured this, but some ameteurs have pulled it off as well.
I think you'd be surprised, though, at how many people are Transformers fans today. I recently visited an FX studio and was shocked at how many Transformers models they had posed around their cubes. (next to LotR figurines...) There are also quite a few people wearing autobot/decepticon insignias in various forms. (Hats, t-shirts, bumper stickers...)
I think a LOT of people would like to see a live-action transformers movie. Unfortunately, it would be VERY easy for the director to really fudge it up. The animated Transformers movie from the mid-eighties showed a glimpse of being 'more grown up'. (main characters dying, swearing, etc...) For the people I'm thinking of, it'd be great if they did something more matrue and sci-fi. They've got a great mythos to draw from, but those tards are quite likely going to try to appeal to kids. (Inspector Gadget, anyone? )
So, yeah, expect a lot of news about it followed by moaning and groaning.
"Derp de derp."
That is why we see movies like Transformers or Doom being made. If Sin City does well and makes a lot of money. I don't think a movie studio is going to give two shits if the director is in a union or not. If they can use him to make money, they will try to.
If they want Rodriguez, the union is not going to stop them.
I do admit that there are people out there that are more interested in making a good movie then money. Although, even when I rent "Finding Neverland" I'm still __FORCED__ to watch a commercial for a Chevrolet Montana Mini Van if i want to watch the movie.
Now, please do not reply how they are not actually coming to my house and tieing me down to the couch to watch it. If they do not let you fast forward or skip beyond a commercial, there intention is to make you watch it.
Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros
The only "new" Transformers series that meshed perfectly with the old one were Beast Wars and Beast Machines. They even brought back Ravage for a few episodes and went *deep* into the original mythology with Vector Sigma. I can't get into that Armada stuff.
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