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AOL Enters the VoIP market

freitasm writes "AOL is entering the VoIP market with its new service entitled 'AOL Internet Phone Service'. The service will be available in 40 cities around the US and offer integrated IM presence indicator, voice/e-mail and features like Call Waiting, CallerID. As a bonus current AOL members wil receive a wireless AP when signing-up for the service."

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  1. All my friends and family use AOL VoIP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    It's so easy, even my dog has a line!

  2. lol i can phone!!1 by Dougie+Cool · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I get woken up at 6am by a phone AOLer wanting to know my ASL I'm going to sue.

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    1. Re:lol i can phone!!1 by mysticwhiskey · · Score: 5, Funny
      Scenario: 3am at recipient's residence.

      (Ring, Ring)

      Recipient: Hello? (rubs eyes)
      Caller: Hi, did I wake you?
      Recipient: Whaaa...?
      Caller: I'm using VOIP, and it costs me next to nothing!
      Recipient: (blinks)... you A-Hole!
      Caller: Yep, AOL - how'd ya guess?

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    2. Re:lol i can phone!!1 by spidereyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about 11:00PM on a Friday night with Candy and her friends new web cam?

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  3. Knowing AOL by Bazunok · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would be really easy to use, but you can only call other AOL users on AOL's proprietory phones.

  4. It's as easy as point-and-click by dangitman · · Score: 5, Funny
    So, when the phone rings, will it play "You've got telephone"?

    And why isn't this thing being released in September?

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  5. Retro-ringtone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You've got Ahoy Hoy!

  6. Impossible to implement! by yotto · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will never work, because you can't talk on the phone in ALL CAPS.

  7. What about keywords? by jav1231 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you're too drunk to drive, just say AOL Keyword "Cab" and a taxi will pick you up!

  8. Shhhhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    AOL users use AOL VoIP.
    AOL users don't have 911.
    AOL users die.
    No more AOL users!

    It's genius.

  9. Hot damn! by alispguru · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a bonus current AOL members wil receive a wireless AP when signing-up for the service.

    Does this mean we'll see a bunch of new unsecured wireless APs soon?
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  10. Another Movie?? by tesseract5d · · Score: 2, Funny

    So are Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks actually going to be able to talk on the phone this time??? Brilliant!

  11. Hhhmmm.... by Slashcrap · · Score: 3, Funny

    As a bonus current AOL members wil receive a wireless AP when signing-up for the service.

    Excellent! Everyone in their neighbourhood will be getting free VoIP as well then!

  12. Re:AOL by RailGunner · · Score: 2, Funny
    AOL Internet Phone Service...AIPS... rhymes with "Apes".

    How fitting, considering most AOL users are only slightly more advanced than trained monkeys. And on the bright side, if you get this service you can look forward to koreans calling you at 4 AM asking you if you want a larger penis or herbal cialis.

    The Nigerian VoIP Spam ought to be really interesting, especially if it comes with sounds effects like machine gun fire in the background.

    I doubt anyone gets porn VoIP spam, though - people wouldn't have a reason to call 1-900 numbers anymore.

  13. Hmmm... by Patrick+Mannion · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if they'll try connect to AOL using their VoIP phones.

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  14. Hmmm.... by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, the phones come with only 1 button.

    Don't you think that'd be a little comlicated for the average AOL user? Maybe just have them talk into the air...it'd still be better then AOL's commercials.

  15. Re:Emergency services by feloneous+cat · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're testing e911 service in Rhode Island... apparently it's working quite well.

    I KNOW... it only took EMS 36 hours to get from R.I. to Texas!

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  16. Free wireless access point for AOLers? Wheeeeee! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a bonus current AOL members wil receive a wireless AP when signing-up for the service."

    I think the bigger story here is that AOL's clueless subscribers will unwittingly be rolling out a national, free, wireless IP network-- if the wireless AP is unsecured out of the box and enough people sign up for this service.