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Dell Might do AMD

mboverload writes "In a move that will surely make waves in the industry, Dell's CEO, Kevin Rollins, has said they may provide machines decked out with AMD CPU's if their customers really want them. "We are still looking at AMD; they have fairly good technology," said Rollins. "

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  1. Dear Dell, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Dell,

    Please continue to offer less choices at higher prices.
    Please continue to lock us in to Intel only.
    Please continue to outsource your support to the clueless.
    Please continue to... nevermind, I found another company.

    1. Re:Dear Dell, by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

      News Update

      Kevin Rollins has informed us he has made his decision.
      Dell will not be using amd technology in their systems because of an overwhelming outswelling of support by the general public.

      Citing a posting on popular geek website slashdot.org Mr Rollins said "The posting from such an influential technology website proves they are behind us. The poster in question is a regular well respected member of the slashdot community, having well over 6 millions postings."

      Yes reader, I am as bemused as you, but do not underestimate the stupidy of upper management.

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  2. The year of AMD in Dell? by rylin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! This is turning out to be a remarkable year!
    Not only are we getting Linux on the Desktop, but we're also getting AMD in Dells!

    Just like last year!

  3. this guy is a deep sleeper by l3v1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    they have fairly good technology," said Rollins

    :] yup, and nukes can do a fairly large damage, and B. Gates if fairly wealthy, and Antartica is fairly cold, and

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  4. In other news by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA setup bittorrent server,

    Duke Nukem Forever went gold,

    Microsoft unconditionally released source code to windows.

    Slashdot impliments dupe filter and story/author/editor moderation.

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  5. What? by CypherXero · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTFA:"We are still looking at AMD; they have fairly good technology"

    Fairly good? What rock have they been hiding under all these years?

  6. Re:/. can influence this one. by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And thus began the Slashcall effect.

    People would have to post torrents of mp3s of Skype calls after Dell's tech support in Bangalore goes down.

  7. Good Move by fatman22 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Dell, who has a significant presence in Austin, were to start buying from AMD, who also has a significant presence in Austin, they may be able to get some tax breaks from the Austin city council, who also have (unfortunately for Austin residents) a significant presence on Austin.

  8. Dell Motto: We're fairly good. by standards · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We are still looking at AMD; they have fairly good technology," said Rollins.

    He went on to say that "Dell excels to use as many fairly good components as possible. Dell strives for mediocre computers, and that can only be done by using adequate, middling componentry sourced from the most average manufactures in the world"

    Mr. Rollins went on to attack other vendors. "IBM and Apple, well, they think they produce pretty good products too. But the public knows better - excellent design, manufacturing, componentry, and software does not make for a pretty good product. That's why Dell is the market leader".

    Many consumers agree. In recent reports, Dell consistently hits the "adequate" mark in customer satisfaction. "We don't want our customers to think we're better than anyone else - people are put off by that kind of talk. It's kind of like the Bush/Kerry campaigns. We have to work very hard to be average in this business."

    Dell is now considering AMD, but Dell still has some concern that AMD processors may not be average enough. Rollins says that Dell looked at AMD's products a few years back, and "they kicked some butt. But that's not the Dell way. We're hoping that now their products are getting a little dull - but only some fairly standard analysis will tell. We hope that they'll hit our mark, more or less."