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China PM Wants to Rule Global Tech With India

GrumpyDeveloper writes "As reported in this Wired story, China's prime minister said Sunday that China and India should work together to dominate the world's tech industry, bringing together Chinese hardware with Indian software.

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  1. Chinese Hardware & Indian Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Somewhere, there's a joke begging to be told.

    1. Re:Chinese Hardware & Indian Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somewhere, there's a joke begging to be told.

      Yes there is: in 2010...

      Chinese businessman: I'll never buy from Ching Computers again!

      Indian businessman: Why not?

      Chinese: I called their customer support yesterday, and some guy with a heavy accent starts saying: "Howdy y'all, wassssuuup?"

      Indian: No way! They're outsourcing to Americans?? Wow, how low can you go?

    2. Re:Chinese Hardware & Indian Software by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Funny

      incomprehensible manuals backed by unintelligable help desk support.

  2. Good. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Funny

    If American tech workers can't compete at the pennies-per-hour salary range, then they deserve to lose their jobs to the superior foreign technological forces. And stop whining about "oh, but I need to buy groceries" and "I need to save up for my child's college fund and my retirement".

    At least, this is what I've heard.

    I, for one, welcome our new high-school management retail wage-slave jobs of the future.

  3. Great by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is outsourcing to North America part of their plan :)

  4. And now... by DarthVeda · · Score: 1, Funny

    My substandard chinese parts can be serviced by substandard indian technicians!

    1. Re:And now... by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...in order to post substandard comments and get a substandard karma.

  5. The immorality of Open Source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having read the article thoroughly, this startling news shows the flaws in the brewing Open Source Zeitgeist that is gripping the software community. Have you considered that providing software for free to countries such as China is essentially tacit support for oppressive regimes?

    Far-fetched? Think about it: With MySQL, the People's Army will now be able to do multiple queries on their tables of democratic activists in Olog(n) time instead of lengthy searches in card catalogs. The bureaucratic overhead previously allowed activists enough time to flee the country. How about building cheap firewalls so the people can't get the unbiased reporting that CNN provides? Or using Apache to publish lists of Falun Gong people to their police forces instantly? I doubt that never crossed your minds when you were coding away in your parents' basements. Consider putting that little thought in your mental resolv.conf file.

    If that does not concern you ( which it probably doesn't, since the slashdot.org paradigm is publishing articles about how not to pay for things ), consider something else. When China eventually goes to war with Taiwan, we want to be able turn their command and control facilities into the computing equivalent of a train-wreck. One of the advantages of Windows never mentioned in the article is the ability of Microsoft to remotely deactivate Windows XP in the case of a national emergency. Thanks to GNU/Lunix, Taiwan will be on a collision course with the mainland in the near future.

    Which throws into question Mr. Stallman's motives. A known proponent of socialism, the Chinese government and RMS are natural allies. Could it be a back door to Stallman's dream of an über-Socialist United States? We may never know for sure. Next time you consider contributing to an open source project, ask yourself this question: don't you want to make sure your work isn't used for nefarious purposes? Will you risk having blood on your hands?

    1. Re:The immorality of Open Source by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      Jonathan Scwhartz, is that you?

  6. Tech Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Great! Now we won't be able to understand in two different languages!

  7. Hmmm by rudeboy1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't this where Peter Wiggin joins with the Thai army and defeats the Indo-Chinese alliance?

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    Raging in an online forum won't do anything for the world around you. To see change, you must take action.
  8. First they have to get off the reservations by 0kComputer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why would indians want to get mixed up with the Chinese? Seems like this would jeopordize their lucrative Casino businesses.

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    Top 10 Reasons To Procrastinate
    10.
  9. Who writes the docs? by lheal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assembly Instruction of Very Fine Device.

    Step 1: You should be opening the box now.

    Step 2: Complete assembly is easy for you.

    Step C: Begin use Very Fine Device.

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    Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
    1. Re:Who writes the docs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Step Final: All your base are belong to us!

    2. Re:Who writes the docs? by phyruxus · · Score: 2, Funny
      I remember a scsi card manual I had once. I was looking for directions on how to do $foo. The TOC said see p15. Page 15 said see page 33. Page 33 said see p 15.

      I'm not making this up. Wish I could remember the brand.

      --
      "A witty saying proves nothing." ~Voltaire
      "d'Oh!" ~Homer
  10. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...salute our new Chindian overlords! ;)

  11. Say China , what do you want to do tommorow night? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The same thing we do every night, India...

  12. Brave New World by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 2, Funny


    Welcome to a Brave New World of Tech Support Hell.

    --

    Ed R.Zahurak

    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

  13. Re:Chinese hardware with Indian software? by ImaLamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to read the manuals!

  14. Re:So basically... by johnalex · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Heaven:
    The French are the chefs,
    the Italians are the lovers,
    the Swiss are the bankers,
    the Germans are the mechanics,
    and the British are the police.

    In Hell:
    The British are the chefs,
    the Swiss are the lovers,
    the Italians are the bankers,
    the French are the mechanics,
    and the Germans are the police.

    --
    JA
    http://www.johnalex.org/
  15. Re:Chinese hardware with Indian software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't wait to read the manuals!

    Like you would read them anyway.

  16. is there a market by igotmybfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    for bad software running on bad hardware?

  17. 3 words: "Eat The Rich" by Cryofan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest we indict, try, convict and sentence to death by hanging all the CEOs and politicians who took part in this outsourcing/free trade scam.

    Sentence 'em all to death by hanging, and then eat their bodies. That way we can all be "consumers" again!

    Of course, they would have to be tried in a court of law before being tried. And we may have to change a couple of laws to let us do this.

    But it is gonna be SO MUCH FUN to...EAT THE RICH!

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    eat shiat and bark at the moon
  18. Re:Educational Spending? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey Bush knows what he is doing. Everything will be fine.

  19. Resistance is futile? by DigitalSoldierX · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I am going to be assimilated by India I should probably pick a Hindi god to worship. I am not sure which god to worshop though. There are so many interesting ones to choose from.

    1. Re:Resistance is futile? by Sanga · · Score: 2, Funny

      Choosing a Hindi God to worship might put you in the bad books of other language Gods.

      Choose a Hindu God instead.

  20. Japanese competition by weston · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nonsense. The same things were said when Japan made a move to dominate the car industry, so what happened?

    Whew! We have nothing to worry about! The Chinese-Indian challenge to the American-dominated computer industry will be as innefectual and short-lived as the Japanese challenge to American auto-makers.