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Music Industry Drafts Code of Conduct for ISPs

An anonymous reader writes "The Register is running a story about how the music industry is trying to get ISPs to sign 'code of conduct' agreements to cut people off for excessive bandwidth usage, to turn over details of users on demand, and to block certain 'illegal' websites." From the article: "According to the draft, the duo want ISPs and network operators to 'enforce terms of service that prohibit a subscriber from operating a server, or from consuming excessive amounts of bandwidth where such consumption is a good indicator of infringing activities.'"

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  1. and pretty soon by hyperstation · · Score: 3, Funny

    ISP ads will feature "No RIAA CoC Restrictions!"

    1. Re:and pretty soon by mrscott · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok... could ISPs that don't sign this be called CoC blockers?

  2. And in other news... by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 5, Funny

    ISPs are banding together to insist the record labels stop putting out shitty music. :)

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  3. Dear RIAA, by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank you for your interest in the well-being of our customers. Or perhaps in the well-being of non-customers; specifically, you. Remind us again who pays us? Oh yes ... our subscribers. Thank you for your consideration. Now please go away.

    Sincerely,
    The ISP industry

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  4. Drafting by dynoman7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What a cowinkedink!!!

    I am currently trying to get the music industry to sign a code of conduct too! In a nutshell, it says that the music industry will supply us with quality music (down with Britney!) at a resonable price ($5 a cd anyone?) and fair use rights (cd mixes for my *cough* girlfriend!). I'm having trouble getting them to sign. Please advise...

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  5. Better Option by Pieroxy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think they should ask ISPs to stop people that use the Internet altogether. That way: No Internet piracy!

    Wait a minute...

  6. Re:Oh.....my....god by danheskett · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, actually not. Otherwise you wouldn't be posting anything. Speechless would be a thread like "Linus found dead on Microsoft campus", with zero comments attached for days on end.

  7. The Music Industry should just take over the ISPs by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the music industry is serious about controlling how people use the internet then they should take over the ISP industry.

    They should buy out all the major ISPs and offer the service for free in order to get millions to sign up for RIAA-ISP. Then they can make these absurd demands on their users.

    The pomposity and ridiculousness of the Music Industry is becoming the most entertaining product that they offer. We're going to miss them when they're gone.

  8. Re:Sounds like a good deal by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, for Slashdotters, there's at least one more reason:

    (5) User's site was posted on Slashdot

    Of course, the high speed connection isn't used for too long--just until the server melts down...

  9. The new RIAA Fender Stratocaster by johnny+cashed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Automatically provents you from playing infringing notes. Want to play Voodoo Chile (slight return)? please key in your credit card #.

  10. Re:Funny Metallica quote by DoctorPepper · · Score: 3, Funny

    "If Microsoft made toilet paper it would be called Butt Wiper." Brian Briggs "

    If IBM made toilet paper, it would be called "BW/2" DoctorPepper

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  11. Re:Funny Metallica quote by drxenos · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If Microsoft made toilet paper it would be called Butt Wiper." Brian Briggs

    Shouldn't they call it "Anal Explorer"?

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  12. In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    RIAA is trying to get a bill passed to prevent companies from selling and shipping modems faster than 300 bauds. Anything faster is an indication that the consumer is engaging in piracy. When told that the consumers suffered long waits when accessing websites, the RIAA spokeperson retorted that Lynx was a very good and capable browser.

    RIAA is als*#$%(@)(@)^(_!_)~&!@^ NO CARRIER

  13. Re:Funny Metallica quote by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean VH1.When.Metallica.Ruled.The.World.DSRip.XviD-aAF?


    Oops?

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  14. Re:I don't think so by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, in other words, France surrendered?

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  15. Re:Sounds like a good deal by Dachannien · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some tried to point out the flaws in home-made ice.

    An ice company executive, 70-ish years ago:

    "Those pitiful cubes are so puny you could fit a bunch of them in a glass!

    ....Oh, crap."

  16. Re:Sounds like a good deal by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow, there's video, music and games on the internet? When did this start?

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  17. Re:Sounds like a good deal by hesiod · · Score: 3, Funny

    And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, FIVE. FIVE things...