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New Mac System Specs

xyankee writes " Think Secret appears to be dishing more of the dirt that Apple loves to hate so much, this time dropping details on updated Power Mac G5, iMac G5, and eMac systems soon to be released. Looks like speed bumps all around: Power Macs get to 2.7GHz, iMacs to 2GHz, and eMacs to 1.42GHz. Video cards and SuperDrives are also upgraded."

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  1. Heh, speed bumps... by wolfemi1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Looks like speed bumps all around"

    You mean, like, to keep them all from going too fast?

  2. emac? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    just an 's' shy of immaculate...

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    1. Re:emac? by SmokeHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wouldn't that be emaculate?

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    2. Re:emac? by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Funny

      and in their ongoing efforts to please everyone, I hear they're coming out with a 'vimac'

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    3. Re:emac? by MonoSynth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe it helps if you buy two of them?

    4. Re:emac? by John_Booty · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't that be emaculate?

      No, he's talking about the text editor, emacs. So the word you want is emasculate, at least for vi users.

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  3. Re:Smaller portable needs. by Renaud · · Score: 3, Funny

    In fact, I will likely be ordering a new G5 to replace my dual 2.0 G5 if they are in fact announced,

    Wow, I'm curious to know what kind of needs you have that would justify this...
    Sheer gear lust ?

  4. Re:Smaller portable needs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Girls ofcourse ...

  5. No Mac mini upgrade? by OlivierB · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like all the systems are beefing up the Video Cards to support the latest and the best from Tiger (i.e. at least 64Mb and programmable GPU required to support core image).

    As much as I like my Mac mini, I am torn apart wishing they would either#:
    a) upgrade their video cars to something like an ATI 9600 with 64 Mb of Ram
    b) don't change anything so I won't feel the *URGE* to upgrade to a Higher Spec Mac Mini.

    ARgg, Apple has embraced drug dealer like methods; I am now hooked and I won't be able to quench my thirst until something else hits my desk!

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  6. eMacs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    But that is a totally different operating system! Oh, wait ...

  7. the video editor in me is twitching and dreaming by J+Barnes · · Score: 3, Funny


    iDrool.

  8. Need an excuse by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    so I can tell my wife we -need- to get a new iMac (clutter is bad)...

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  9. Re:No word yet... by zhiwenchong · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy this reminds me of DOS days:

    XMS - eXtended Memory Specification
    EMS - Expanded Memory Specification - uses page frames

    Confused the heck out of most non-techies....

    And then we had:
    USB 2.0 Full-speed (12 Mbps)
    USB 2.0 Hi-speed (480 Mbps)

    And:

    Victorinox - Original Swiss Army Knife
    Wenger - Genuine Swiss Army Knife

  10. Re:Smaller portable needs. by McGiraf · · Score: 3, Funny

    The next "Newton" will probably be a souped up iPod with a large screen. ( do not tell anybody where you got that from)

  11. Whats the big deal?? by ABCC · · Score: 1, Funny
    and eMacs to 1.42GHz
    huh? my emacs runs at 1.66 Mhz on a 4 year old athlon, why should i be impressed with this??
    1. Re:Whats the big deal?? by Sandor+at+the+Zoo · · Score: 3, Funny
      my emacs runs at 1.66 Mhz on a 4 year old athlon

      Wow, emacs drags a 4-year-old athlon down to 1.66 Mhz? My TRS-80 Model I ran faster than that.

      Now I know why I use vi, when I'm not using BBEdit.

      For the humor impaired: :-)

  12. Re:YES!! by himself · · Score: 2, Funny

    >
    > Bring back the eMate plastic clamshell casing, stick a G4 in it, and sell it for $350.
    >
    *teenybopper squeal* Oh please oh please oh please!!

    (Whoops, gotta go get a dry chair from the conference room. Be right back...)

  13. Re:Macs for everyone. by Imazalil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, please attach some chrome, neon strobes, and some super loud fans, I want my computer to feel just like my chainsaw! I am a real man! hear me (and my computer) roar!

  14. Re:Slow learners? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Shame on you and your parents for having had the coitus...

    A comma might have really helped in there.

  15. Re:Buy a powermac now, upgrade in 2 weeks? by Blitzenn · · Score: 3, Funny

    " If I buy a powermac now... ...Then I check slashdot. Great. Just frigging great. "

    In two weeks I hear Apple will be announcing an even newer model. It will be called the "Big Mac". In a deviation from past policy, Apple will allow customization to occur at order time with the additions of special S.A.U.C.E. (Simple And Usable Custom Enhancements) and even P.I.C.(k)L(e).S. (Peculiarly Integrated Custom Louvers and Shades). You might meet your deadline as these new machines will be available from Apple's new franchise stores and their drive-thru windows (uh, I mean the glass kind).

  16. Re:Buy a powermac now, upgrade in 2 weeks? by bombadillo · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And the project is due in a week and a half.

    What to do, what to do.... Argh...


    For starters you could quit pratting around reading \. and start the project.

  17. Re:They've ditched the plumbing/new iMac video by noewun · · Score: 3, Funny
    Ah.. so this means no drinkey?

    Well, you can drink it once. . .

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  18. Re:Smaller portable needs. by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 5, Funny
    I spend so much time using my 12 inch in bed, often holding it up above my head.

    Braggart.

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  19. Re:Smaller portable needs. by As+Seen+On+TV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three totally non-binding committments to buy a product with imaginary specifications at an impossible price point from anonymous Internet users? Let me get marketing on the phone immediately!

  20. Re:Smaller portable needs. by elemental23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, it worked in the late '90s!

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  21. Re:No word yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And:

    Jessica Simpson
    Ashley Simpson

  22. Re:They both make knives for the Swiss Army ... by Steve+Cowan · · Score: 2, Funny

    both have been manufacturing Swiss Army Knives for over 100 years and both must meet identical specifications laid down by the army.

    Just what kind of army specifies that they need a corkscrew?