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Is Enterprise Heading To Canada?

Tycoon Guy writes "TrekToday reports that the TrekUnited fan campaign a few weeks ago partnered with a group of Canadian production companies to pitch a co-production deal for 'Star Trek: Enterprise' to Paramount. As part of this deal, production would be moved up to Canada, and TrekUnited and the Canadian group would share the costs of a fifth season with Paramount. Apparently Viacom executives are considering the proposal, despite another branch of Paramount saying the cancellation was final just a few days ago."

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  1. Canada by elid · · Score: 5, Funny

    To boldly go where no man has gone before :-)

    1. Re:Canada by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Funny

      To boldly split infinitives that no one has split before!

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    2. Re:Canada by InvalidError · · Score: 2, Funny

      Canada?

      I've been there... actually, I'm still there and so are ~30M other people!

    3. Re:Canada by Kimos · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hope it works out! I'm not sure if all those American actors and production teams are used to working in our studio igloos. They'll probably have Enterprise spend lots of time visiting Andoria.

      Hahahahaha... *wipes tear* I love Canada.

    4. Re:Canada by ReverendLoki · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah yes, Canada, filming location for such sci-fi greats as Battlefield Earth and Pluto Nash...

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    5. Re:Canada by Fry+a+Lad+Up · · Score: 5, Funny
      I disagree, repeating something does not necessarily make it funnier or truer.

      You can say that again.

  2. The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by IvyMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, can't we just let it die with dignity?

    1. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by elid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why hasn't Congress passed a bill to force Paramount to keep Enterprise alive!?

    2. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by smackjer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember how well their last attempt went?

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    3. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Funny
      Please, can't we just let it die with dignity?

      That possibility has past.

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    4. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please, can't we just let it die with dignity?

      These "save the Enterprise" attempts are actually more entertaining than the show itself

    5. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by TexVex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, if the Left Coast crazies get their way, eventually anything and everything will be the responsibility of the legislature and law enforcement to handle. Right now, this is funny: Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger. (Also hit the audio link.) Twenty years from now it might not be.

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    6. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by x0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if it won't die, at least let's agree to change the theme tune while we've got the chance.

      - Oisin

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    7. Re:The series is in a permanent vegetative state. by k96822 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's change the lyrics.

      It's been a long episode,
      now Trek will dissapear.
      It's been a boring episode,
      and Trek's time is finally here.

      I will learn to turn my TV off at night,
      no Star Trek will be why.
      No, I'm not gonna see Star Trek no more,
      because of this Rick Berman guy.

      Cuz I've lost faith in my heart.
      Paramount has now forsake' me!
      I did choose to believe,
      the writers might be better lately.
      I have strength, to move on,
      to not let Star Trek so sedate me.
      I press off on my remote...
      I've lost faith,
      I've lost faith, faith in my heart!

      From what I can remember of the theme song, that seems to match and sum up how I feel about Enterprise. :-)

  3. Not worth saving. by EpsCylonB · · Score: 3, Funny

    When good geeks go bad.

  4. We're awesome, eh? by Kimos · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hah! And people ask why I love this country so much!

  5. As McCoy would say... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... "It's dead, Jim."

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  6. In the next exciting episode... by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Enterprise is ordered to deliver a mysterious cargo labelled only "WHIPS" to the planet Equus Mortis.

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  7. Or, perhaps... by PornMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    To boldly escape death in a manner no sci-fi television show has done before. ;)

  8. Soviet Canuckistan by Yanray · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Canuckistan Enterprise revives you.

    Sorry for the Pat Buchanan referance. But it's still funny.

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  9. Re:Enterprise Episodes all metric by softspokenrevolution · · Score: 3, Funny

    They also don't believe in money, they're clearly not Americans.

  10. Re:Oh Canada... by subl33t · · Score: 2, Funny

    X-Files definitely went south, in more ways than one, when Duchovny whined the show out of Canada.

  11. Re:Enterprise Episodes all metric by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thing I never did understand is why when ever they are talking about distance, they always says kilometers never miles. Is there a reason for this? It is an American show.

    To make it sound more technical and futuristic to Americans maybe?

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  12. Don't worry, Canada's got it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    For all of you Star Trek fans, don't worry. Canada's version, Start Trek: Degrassi, will be of excellent production quality. It will offer a moral lesson in every episode. New topics will be introduced that have never been seen before in a Star Trek series, such as teen pregnancy and drug use.

    Since it'll air on CBC, profitablity won't be an issue because it is government supported. Best of all, it'll never get cancelled -- no matter how uninterested viewers are!

  13. I think Captain Pike said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    BEEP BEEP

  14. KHAAAAANNNNADIAN!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Eh?

  15. Re:BSG by blincoln · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sci-Fi set designers and school architects are all Fascists at heart? That's disturbing...

    Fascists always have the best art departments, whether they're fictional or not.

    I mean, who got the cooler uniforms in the original BSG: the Viper Pilots, or the Space Nazis?

    It's the same everywhere. Jedi vs Sith. Autobot vs Decepticon. Hippie vs Grammaton Cleric.

    I think that part of the reason the *real* Nazis were able to have such influence over the Germans* are things like Speer and his Cathedral of Light, their military having uniforms that say "I am an evil person, and I will go forth and enjoy doing evil things in style," etc.

    The forces of Good need to replace their marketing team =P.

    * Yes, I realize their other factors and am ignoring them for the purposes of this non-serious discussion.

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  16. Re:OMFG! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah! We could fix things and change the world and stuff. We could be like heroes or something!

    Naaaaaaaah, lets go to White Castle, I'm hungry.

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