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Longhorn Preview

prostoalex writes "News.com has up a preview of Microsoft's current build of Longhorn operating system, from Jim Allchin, Microsoft group vice president. The timing is not coincidental with Apple's Tiger release, as Allchin pointed out some advantages that Microsoft had over Apple's OS: 'High on the list of features are security enhancements, improved desktop searching and organizing, and better methods for laptops to roam from one network to another.'" Update: 04/15 21:24 GMT by Z : Thomashawk wrote in to provide links to less formal looks at the Allchin preview, one at his site, and one at Evan William's site.

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  1. Right by anonicon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "High on the list of features are security enhancements, improved desktop searching and organizing, and better methods for laptops to roam from one network to another."

    And you'll see all this and more when it's released in 2007.

    Honest. :-)

  2. Re:Amazing! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Security enchancements can only mean one thing:

    Preinstalled spyware, so you don't have to risk going out onto the internet to find your own.

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  3. In other news.. by PaxTech · · Score: 5, Funny
    Duke Nukem Forever will make Half Life 2 look like a piece of crap. Someday.

    It's the same story Microsoft has told for years.. "Yeah, those other guys might have some cool shit, but the stuff we're working on is WAY better. Don't buy their stuff, wait for our new thing to come out. It'll be available Real Soon Now."

    Apple will be releasing Mac OS X Ocelot by the time Longhorn hits the market.

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  4. Re:Amazing! by killjoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last year at WWDC Apple had huge posters that said things like "Mac OS X, introducing longhorn" and "Redmond start your photocopiers".

    I thought it was cute, now I know it was prophetic.

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  5. Re:Heh by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, I find Microsoft security comes in handy whenever I forget the punchline to a joke.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Uhhh... Microsoft Security!

    See? It's automatically funny, no matter what the context.

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  6. Icon Security by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Funny

    Made me laugh: "...document icons are no longer a hint of the type of file, but rather a small picture of the file itself." Now there's a security enhancement.

    I think that files with viruses in them show a little icon of you reintsalling the OS, as a portent of the future you might have by opening it. So I guess that's security related. By default it ships with an icon of Balmer doing the installation unless you have a USB camera hooked up, then it automatically detects an install and takes a snap while you're in hour two for best effect!

    Who says Microsoft cant innovate.

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  7. Re:Amazing! by Jason+Earl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you think it has taken Microsoft so long to come out with Longhorn. Microsoft had to wait for Apple and the Free Software community to come up with enough ideas worth stealing to make Longhorn worth its customers time.

  8. Wait... by the+pickle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lemme get this straight.

    Microsoft: "We don't have Longhorn ready yet, but Tiger, that OS from that other company, is shipping in 14 days if you want a 99% approximation of our OS that will ship in two years."

    Apple: "Mac OS X 10.4 'Tiger': Even Microsoft Says It's Good."

    Isn't Rule Number One of advertising never to mention the "leading brand" by name? Sheesh, you'd think M$ would have learned by now.

    p

  9. Re:I want animated program icons by Reaperducer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was yelling "this is a load of SHIT!" when I threw the magazine.

    Dude, you should invest in some anger management classes. Or maybe spend a relaxing weekend debugging your registry and flushing your system of spyware.

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