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Telegraph Reviews Hitchhiker Movie, Approves

LPetrazickis writes "The Telegraph has reviewed the movie adaptation of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. The review notes that the film is every bit as much a loving tribute to Douglas Adams as it is a joyous comedy. American actors acquit themselves well, and the sense of intelligent wonder transfers well to the technicolour screen. The many incarnations of The Guide are summarized at the end."

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  1. Box office earnings... by kwoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I forecast 42 million dollars in the first day. :P

    1. Re:Box office earnings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well if it does make that much on the first day, I guess we DO know what the question is.

    2. Re:Box office earnings... by SidV · · Score: 5, Funny

      6 Million Theartres X 9 Million Theatres = 42 Million dollars.

      Highly possible since the math used by Production companies to figure out the Net when there are people getting paid a portion of the Net is even more complicated, mysterious and convuleted than Bistromathematics.

      Ask anyone who's ever taken a percentage of the Net, Production company will show that it lost more money than it took to actually produce it.

    3. Re:Box office earnings... by friedo · · Score: 4, Funny

      #include <stdio.h>

      #define SIX 1 + 5
      #define NINE 8 + 1

      int main() {
      printf("%d times %d is %d\n", SIX, NINE, SIX * NINE);
      }

  2. Must Watch by StratoChief66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't have a choice, I must see it to either enjoy it or to hack it to pieces in person with my friends. Not watching it is not an option, no matter how bad it is.

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    Frylock: "We should have cloned twenties, Jackson wouldn't have given a fuck."
  3. Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by rewinn · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a book trilogy can consistent of 5 books, why can't a movie trilogy consist of 1 movie?

    1. Re:Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by TCQuad · · Score: 4, Funny

      A trilogy: a set of 3±2 literary or dramatic works related in subject or theme.

    2. Re:Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by A+Brand+of+Fire · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think Piers Anthony took the whole concept to an entirely new level, turning his Xanth 'trilogy' into... what is it now, 27 books? I still get a chuckle out of that. And for those who haven't read it already, I highly recommend the series.

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      [End of Line]
    3. Re:Will The Movie Be A Trilogy Too? by say · · Score: 3, Funny

      That reminds me: A TV show about movies in Norway recently proclaimed Star Wars to be the "best double sci-fi movie trilogy ever". And what's the competition?

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  4. Re:So does it suck, or not? by kyle90 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who cares, I know I'll be seeing it. Opening night. Vogon poetry couldn't keep me away from the theater for this one.

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    Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
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  6. Re:So does it suck, or not? by metlin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, I will not be.

    I've seen the BBC series and it simply rocks.

    I've had every other favorite book of mine trashed - Lord of the Rings, Dune, I, Robot and a quintillion others.

    I'm not ready to watch the movie and destroy what I've treasured all this while. And most importantly, when I re-read the book, the images from the movie will stick in my mind - something I really do not want to happen.

    I'll go with the earlier review -- I'm a purist of sorts in this regard, and I'm fairly certain I'll hate the movie. :-)

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  8. Cake is for eating by nakly · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What's sad is how unfair criticism of this movie is inevitable, rather it turns out to be any good or not. When you get something that's so ridiculously popular with such a devout fanbase, there's going to be a gigantor contingent of those who aren't capable of understanding that this is not the book. Can anyone say LotR?

    I, for one, look forward to the movie. I have confidence that it will incredibly funny, while still staying true to the spirit of the books. I ask all those who demand a carbon copy to please bellyache out of my earshot.

  9. I wish I could believe him, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds rather bought-and-paid-for to me. Puff piece. Astroturf, even.

    And what's with nonsense like:
    Zooey Deschanel as Trillian, a minor character in Adams's book

    or

    and a towel, a manic-depressive android and a whale falling from the sky all make important appearances.

    I'm sorry, Trillian is a "minor character"? Marvin is lumped in with the whale as a character who makes "important appearances"? Important appearances? The reviewer doesn't even give his name? If the movie slashes his role that much, there is serious trouble.

    My Joo Janta peril-sensitive sunglasses are strangely opaque. I suspect this movie will suck, and will only do slightly better than if every theater showing it was blanketed in an SEP field.

  10. I just don't understand by Nate53085 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Has it gotten to the point where we don't even watch a movie to figure out if we like it? How often are critics wrong? Watch the movie for yourself and make up your own mind.

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    So put that in your pipe and grep it
    1. Re:I just don't understand by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 4, Insightful


      Has it gotten to the point where we don't even watch a movie to figure out if we like it?


      Considering the rather high cost of movie tickets these days (~$10 in many areas of the US), I can understand why people like to hear what others are saying about a film before plunking down their hard-earned cash.


      How often are critics wrong?


      Fairly often, but I find looking to places like rottentomatoes helps because it is rare that all the critics will be wrong about all the movies. Taking a wide sample of critics' views on a movie really seems to weed out the occasional critic who just "didn't get it" or was too far removed from the intended audience.

      Of course, the best reviews are always from people we know with similar tastes in movies, so those are preferred, but not always available...

    2. Re:I just don't understand by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cinema Mgr: Why should I refund your money? Are you going to un-watch the movie?

      Moviegoer: <pained> If you can tell me how to do that, you can keep the 12 bucks...

  11. Re:So does it suck, or not? by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've had every other favorite book of mine trashed - Lord of the Rings...

    If you think the LOTR movies "trashed" the books, then you would probably not like *any adaptation* of a book. As you said, if you don't want "images from the movie to stick" in your mind, the best bet is to not watch it. So, you don't really need to go with any review -- you seem to have an issue with the visual medium itself.

    S

  12. Quit mixing metaphors badly by Quirk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Marshall McLuhan's message: ""The Medium is the Message" is now about 4 decades old. McLuhan is thought by many to be one of the fathers of the age of technology yet posters on /. seem unable to distinguish between two mediums/metaphors as visibly distinguishable as film and book. The experiences are distinctly different enjoy each according to its merits. If you can't distinguish between two diverse experinces perhaps you're too egocentic and tribal, read primitive.

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    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:Quit mixing metaphors badly by screwballicus · · Score: 5, Funny


      We are, after all, discussing a movie review published on the website of a newspaper called the Telegraph .

      I don't know about you, but my head's spinning.

  13. Breaking news: Slashdot ad revenue bust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    REUTERS:

    In financial news today expert industry anylists report that the once popular, geeky, tech news site slashdot.com's ad revenue is in sharp decline.

    Economists assert that Slashdots's new diet of endless lame news items about Google, municipal WIFI and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy are putting off hungry consumers who are going elsewhere.

    "I just can't take it anymore" said one long time Slashdot afficionado. "It's just Google, HitchHiker's, and WIFI"

    Experts predict that of the remaining 12.5 visitors slashdot gets daily, 98.3% use the adblock feature of the controversial "Firefox" browser.

    "It's a bleak situation"

  14. Thank god by RealBeanDip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A positive review, now we can all go see the movie...

    Please, as if we weren't going to see it anyway.

    I've yet to find a movie critic with whom I agree with often enough to actually avoid a movie based on their review.

    See the damn movie, make up your own mind 'eh.

    --

    You know you're a geek if you've ever replied to a tagline.

  15. Re:So does it suck, or not? by Bush+Pig · · Score: 4, Interesting

    > it wasn't in any way related to Tolkien's world.

    What? I thought it was an extremely faithful adaption, given the limitations imposed by trying to compress three fat books into a mere 9 hours (or whatever) of movie. And before you ask, I've read LoTR so many times since my mum bought it for my birthday in 1962 that my original copy has just about fallen apart. Btw, I've never felt that Tolkien's characterisation was all that strong - most of the characters are little better than cardboard cutouts.

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    What a long, strange trip it's been.
  16. I will explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point is to not pay for bad movies. If you go to a movie such as this, and it turns out to be bad, well now you know it stinks but they have your $9 now so what do they care?
    This is why so many bad movies get churned out over and over again. If you continue to front the cash for them then it's basically the same as saying "shove anything in my face hollywood, because I never learn and I'll continue to pay for whatever trash you deem worthy entertainment" (in my opinion).
    So most people rely on movie reviews to make sure their dollars go to supporting entertainment they want to support.

    1. Re:I will explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're trying to explain this to people who eat at MacDonalds, then go and eat there again. It's no use.

  17. The Real Question by kizzbizz · · Score: 4, Funny
    How many reviews must a man read before he knows the Ultimate Answer to whether this movie is good?

    42.

    1. Re:The Real Question by MartinB · · Score: 4, Funny

      The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind; the answer is blowing in the wind.

      --

      The only thing you can accurately describe as "Scotch" is a sticky tape made by 3M. And it's

  18. Horses for courses by TintinX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let's face it - whoever made this movie, whoever produced it, whoever starred in it - it was always, *always* going to be either loved or hated. Such is the sentiment and legacy towards DNA.
    As is made clear in just about every item one reads about Douglas (including TFA), he saw each incarnation of H2G2 as a different entity in its own right and felt no compunction to translate perfectly between mediums.
    The sad fact is that Douglas is dead. So we can either have no movie ever, or hand it over to someone else. The latter was always the best idea, IMO. Let's stop whining and celebrate the fact that the geek's favourite book has finally made it to film. Films are practically never as good as the books they follow (one or two exceptions like 2001 and, for me, Fear & Loathing (thanks to Johnny Depp, but I digress) spring to mind). H2G2 is the best example of this as it fires the imagination like nothing else.
    I, for one, am all too happy to see both negative and positive reviews.
    It's indifference I don't like.

  19. DNA's life mirror the stories in his books by Teancum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just reading about how this movie was made would make me think that a "making of..." documentary about this movie would be almost as entertaining as the movie itself.

    In short, DNA could very likely be a character in his own book. Or conversely, his own life was so bizzare that in many ways the books (not just the Hitchhiker trilogy) mirror his own life. The more I read about DNA's life experiences, the more facinating I find him to be.

    I found this bit to be almost priceless from the Telegraph story: (to pharaphrase) The producers of this movie are "two men working from a barge named Polly, moored on the Regent's Canal in an unfashionable part of Islington, north London."

    I don't think DNA could have done better for a new book opening scene.

  20. Simple explanation by datajack · · Score: 3, Funny

    [blockquote]the film is every bit as much a loving tribute to Douglas Adams as it is a joyous comedy.[/blockquote]

    so, it's as funny as a funeral and bears no resemblance to the book then?

  21. Re:So does it suck, or not? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Btw, I've never felt that Tolkien's characterisation was all that strong - most of the characters are little better than cardboard cutouts.

    Glad someone said it. I really liked the books and movies, but depth of characterization wasn't a priority for Tolkein. Given that his interests were with mythology, that wasn't surprising, but let's not pretend his work was something it wasn't intended to be. Most of the characters were either "white hats" or "black hats." Exceptions were mainly limited to Gondor, where Denethor was plain nuts, Boromir was a good flawed hero, and Faramir was very well rounded.

    The treatment of Faramir, actually, was my greatest disappointment with the movie (theater version especially).

  22. Re:So does it suck, or not? by metlin · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Well, I guess it's just a matter of opinion. Peter Jackson's movie was well made as a fantasy movie, just not LoTR.

    It's not the compressed part that got to me, but the fact that he changed a lot of things that need not have been changed - making Gimli into a comical character, portraying Faramir as someone who gives into temptation, horrible portrayal of Lady Galadriel, Aragorn and a lot of others. Not to mention tonnes of inconsistencies (Glorifendel's role, for instance) and such.

    PJ did not have to make these changes, yet he did - that is what irritated me.

  23. Tom Bombadil! by Brandybuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not going to see the movie. They replaced Tom Bombadil with some stupid robot, and I hear Trillian is going to be fighting at Helm's Deep. Isn't anything sacred anymore?

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  24. Re:So does it suck, or not? by yesteraeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank you! I was beginning to think everyone else (or maybe possibly I) was crazy! It was very painful. Personally, I got through half of the first episode, stopped it and deleted the entire series from my harddrive and did a DoD compliant wipe out of empty space just to be extra safe.

  25. "Can anyone say LotR?" by Heisenbug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Uh, I dunno ... is that one of those glottal stop words? Here in this country we use vowels.

    "Lo-tor!"

    "Lot-rrr"

    "Lort!"

    I think I hurt my glottis *and* my epiglottis. It's definitely bed time.

  26. Re: Film VS Book, just let it go already... by EvilCabbage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I came out of the first Lord Of The Rings screening, I actually heard a pack of hardcore nerdlingers arguing over the way some of the characters sat down to eat and how it wasn't portrayed in the film.

    If you're that tied up that you cannot live with a story being adapted as best possible to suit the film media, please don't ever leave your house again. The rest of us cinema-goers don't want you there.

    The story may not follow the book to the letter, but can't you see a little beyond that and maybe judge it on its own merits? For fucks sake...

  27. LOTR/H2G2 Deep Thoughts... by MsGeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And let's not forget the gratuitous dwarf-tossing jokes in the first two films. Then again, the director of "Dead Alive" and "Meet The Feebles" not adding a little sophomoric humor to LOTR? Did you expect him to hold back? I didn't and wasn't offended.

    The beauty of the LOTR movies was that even though they were not faithful to the letter of the book, they were faithful to the spirit of the book. I was not disappointed.

    Of course, I would have rather seen Bjork as Arwen. She *looks* like an elf. She wouldn't have even had to play with a different accent...her Icelandic/British accent is pretty damn close to the way they did Elvish anyway.

    Also I would have rather heard what Jimmy Page would have done on the soundtrack instead of Howard Shore. I'm a child of the '70s. Reading LOTR with Led Zeppelin on the stereo has inescapably twisted my mind. He's done orchestral scores before...anyone remember the "Death Wish" movies? Yeah, I know, bad example.

    Of course, H2G2 has similar synaptic connections in my twisted mind. I still have an animated movie starring the voices of Eric Idle (Ford), Michael Palin (Arthur) and Bill Murray (Zaphod) in my mind, probably never to be erased by the actual movie. The deconstruction of the movie by DNA's biographer kinda had me worried, but I think I might just give this a chance.

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    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
  28. "Don't Panic" - brand PDA by Cloudface · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I met a fella at a party in England once in the seventies. We peed in a field and argued over whether "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way" was a better title. He thought not... Said I was a telepathic bastard in fact, but that's water out back of the comet now. Point: All I want is a PDA with all the video and movies and radio cross-ref'd with the Texts, with the words "Don't Panic" on its cover. Counterpoint: After all this time, is that too much to ask of Western Civilization? Tesserapoint: Or, at least, of an anonymous yet literate electronics factory in Taiwan?

  29. Re:So does it suck, or not? by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the things that made LoTR powerful was the strength of the characters

    From the typical viewpoint of "characters are people", then the LOTR books had hardly any characterization. The members of the fellowship were hardly more than stereotypes.

    Only if you look at it in context and understand that those stereotypes were new inventions (at that time) can you grasp why the series had such acclaim. In a way, the entire races and cultures of elves, dwarves, orcs and hobbits were characters of themselves.

    Readers born after the 1970s will barely recognize that fact, because the ideas have been copied so broadly through D&D, World of Warcraft, etc.

  30. Re:So does it suck, or not? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When the hell people would understand that book is what characters THINK, and movie is what your characters SPEAK!!

    Writer writes a book, not script/screenplay of a movie. So, a movie based on the book can not be SAME AS THE BOOK EVER!!! It is a completely different medium - to tell the same story.

    A book leaves it to the reader to imagine how characters, places look. Hence it is a very personalized product for the reader. Movie leaves little left to imagination (in this context). It can not be as personal as the book might have been.

    That is the reason why most of the movies based on very popular/cult books have been largely disappointing to the fanboys - just because it is not what THEY imagined/visualized it. And they are never going to be satisfied with the movie based on their favorite book. If one can not figure how great (and also faithful) LOTR movies have been to the book, well, H2G2 is a far cry.

  31. Re:Books great. TV show sucked. Movie? TBD by eibon · · Score: 5, Informative
    I need to dig the box of the attic and find a 5.25" floppy drive to try the game again.
    No, you don't
  32. Re:Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 3, Funny

    So the Earth will be destroyed five minutes before the box-office figures come in, then?

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