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Lyrics to OpenBSD 3.7 Song Released
Eh-Wire writes "Theo has announced the release of the lyrics to the OpenBSD 3.7 song "The Wizard of OS". Theo writes in the announcement, "Please be sure read the commentary I have written next to the lyrics of the song. The artwork and lyrics for each of our releases relate to something big we have been dealing with over the last 6 months of the release -- our fight to get programming documentation and redistributable firmwares.""
For fuck's sake, is everyone allergic to pussy or something? Honestly, you're not going to get laid if you keep pulling nonsense like this. It's just not going to happen. I guess if you want to fuck each other in the ass, then you're all set. As for me, I can't see myself busting a nut in some fat guy's hairy brown asshole.
DID YOUR MOM SERVE YOU AN EXTRA HELPING OF DUMB TONIGHT?
that's not half as catchy as Ballmer's Developers! Developers!
Pond-erosa Puff was actually funny, witty and told a story. Wizard of OS is a bit of a step down.
How we know is more important than what we know.
If they spent half as much time making OpenBSD user-friendly as they spent writing stupid geek songs no one cares about, they might actually produce something usable by ordinary people.
Moderator hint: a comment is neither "Flamebait" nor "Troll" if it is true.
Their filk... well... uhhhh... I feel certain better can be done. Hell, even I write better. They're working with the news since the last release. The British 60s satirical news series "That Was The Week That Was" had a song for every week's news - with infinitely more bite, even with an infinitely smaller timeframe.
I like the idea of a song roundup. I found many of the songs in Spitting Image to be as powerful and as cutting as any of their sketches. I just think that they need someone who can pen some better lyrics.
It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
You don't need the broom
:(
You don't need the shoes
You don't need the wiz
You will never lose
You have all you need
You always had heart
You always had courage
Did somebody fart?
Is it just me, or is this line completely uncalled for? I don't mean to sound like a elementary school teacher, but randomly speaking of farts in a somewhat serious song takes away from its..... maturity.
Ah well. I like the song overall, but its resemblance to Pink Floyd is absolutely disturbing. Will modern society never see another unique piece of music?
Our only hope now is to leave it up to the audiophiles to spit out a couple dozen moderately original techno remixes.
We're doomed.
Send a message that open support for hardware matters. A vendor in Redmond largely continues their practices because they get the chipset documentation years before everyone else does. What really upsets us the most is that some Linux vendors are signing Non-Disclosure Agreements with vendors, or contracts that let them distribute firmwares. Meanwhile both Linux and FSF head developers are not asking their communities to help us in our efforts to free development information for all, but are even going further and telling their development communities to not work with us at pressuring vendors. It is ridiculous.
Can someone explicitly corroborate or refute this statement? If that's true, that's pretty low.
The first part is probably true. What I really care about is the accused suppression.
Is it just me, or is this line completely uncalled for? I don't mean to sound like a elementary school teacher, but randomly speaking of farts in a somewhat serious song takes away from its..... maturity.
;-)
Maturity? It's a silly parody song, on a page with cartoonish parodies of old songs and tired old python humour, clumsily reworked to refer to dusty old topics like routing protocols and licensing, and make them sound vaguely less dull. And from this, you expected what, Shakespeare?
Next you'll be saying you expected Microsoft to go open source, too!
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AC
Somewhat of off-topic, but did anyone else catch a mention of OpenBSD in a late issue of Forbes magazine? (Url is hnya).,
in the context of a young enterpreuner selling wifi access point / firewall combos, hoping to compete with Cisco? Granted OpenBSD was mentioned once [as opposed to a whole centerfold and a cover story they had on Linux several years ago], but it's still not bad for a mainstream publication.
I side with 3.1 my self. Let's see what they've done so far:
3.0 was obviously a kinda techno-trance deal - Puff Daddy 3.1 was a more solid rock song, mid 90s style, almost Rammsteiny - Puffy the Kittenslayer 3.2 was the Bond ballad, not my cup of tea - James Pond 3.3 was more 80s rock, cool though - Puff the Barbarian 3.4 was strange, I'd almost call it folk and medieval combined - Puffy Hood 3.5 was a comedic parody of Monty Python - no real theme for Puff 3.6 was a Johnny Cash styled country - a Clint Eastwoody "Pond-erosa" Puff 3.7 was a 70s, Pink Floydesque rock song - Puffathy I still hope for a release with an Open C Compiler, just so they can have a Kid Rock styled theme song and a Puff with a handlebar mustache riding a chopper, and maybe a release based on the Marx Brothers, a Puff for each Marx would be nice. What are the other OpenBSD fans out there hoping for some day?
We hope you get a life. Seriously.
Futility
Plug it into the wall--
Gently the volts awoke it once,
At home, dwelling with light unknown.
Always they woke it, even in France,
Until this morning and this day.
If anything might rouse it now
The kind old mains will know.
Think how it wakes the servers--
Woke, once, the RAM of a cold box.
Is code so dear-achieved, are daemons
Full-nerved,--still warm,--too hard to stir?
Was it for this the code grew long?
--O what made fatuous electricity toil
To break *BSD's sleep at all?
I'd pry my eyeballs out, but I don't want that to be the last image that crossed my retinas.
Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
i need more
this is the perfect place funny geek vids and on topic
"Last Disk" [to the tune of Last Kiss by pearl jam]
Oh where, oh where is my BSD?
I just loaded Beta 5.3
It's gone to heaven, so I've got to be good,
So I can see the OS when I leave this world.
I'd started to load it in my roommate's Dell,
the hard drive was taking it pretty well.
During the load, it crashed the heads,
the distro was stalled, *BSD was dead.
I couldn't stop, so I yanked the cord.
I'll never forget, the sound , oh Lord--
the screamin' drives, the speaker's blast,
the painful scream that I-- heard last.
Oh where, oh where is my *BSD?
That load took it away from me.
It's gone to heaven, so I've got to be good,
So I can see *BSD when I leave this world.
When I woke up, the sparks were pourin down.
There were admins standin all around.
Some burned-out chips had fallen on the tiles,
but somehow I found my disc of files.
I lifted the CD, the devil winked and said,
"Load me darlin just a little while."
I held it close, I kissed the label--our last kiss.
I found the love that i knew i had missed
well now it's gone, even though I loaded it right
I lost my *BSD and the Dell-- that night.
Oh where, oh where is my *BSD?
I tried to load it yesterday.
It's gone to heaven so I've got to be good,
So I can see *BSD when I leave this world.
When I next went to Slashdot, where so many had trolled.
Any so many times "BSD's Dead!" was told.
Tears fallin' on the keyboard, I checked "Anonymous"
and I eulogized *BSD, in memory, of us....
When I logged on next, my post was modded down.
In my heartbreak and sorrow, treated like a clown....
No matter what the mods do, it's in my heart and head
We'll always know "*BSD IS DEAD!"
Oh where, oh where is my *BSD?
I tried to load it yesterday.
It's gone to heaven so I've got to be good,
So I can see *BSD when I leave this world.
what I know about *BSD
1. You can not play games on it.
2. It cannot be used by my grandma.
3. It lacks a GUI of any note.
4. There is no support available for it.
5. It is an assortment of fragmented OSes.
6. It cannot be run on the x86 platform.
7. You have to compile everything and know C.
8. Support for the latest hardware is always poor.
9. It is incompatiable with GNU/Linux.
10.It is dying.
... facts are facts. ;)
FreeBSD:
FreeBSD, Stealth-Growth Open Source Project (Jun 2004)
"FreeBSD has dramatically increased its market penetration over the last year."
Nearly 2.5 Million Active Sites running FreeBSD (Jun 2004)
"[FreeBSD] has secured a strong foothold with the hosting community and continues to grow, gaining over a million hostnames and half a million active sites since July 2003."
What's New in the FreeBSD Network Stack (Sep 2004)
"FreeBSD can now route 1Mpps on a 2.8GHz Xeon whilst Linux can't do much more than 100kpps."
NetBSD:
NetBSD, for When Portability and Stability Matter (Oct 2004)
NetBSD sets Internet2 Land Speed World Record (May 2004)
NetBSD again sets Internet2 Land Speed World Record (Sep 2004)
OpenBSD:
OpenBSD Widens Its Scope (Nov 2004)
Review: OpenBSD 3.6 shows steady improvement (Nov 2004)
OpenSSH (OpenBSD subproject) has become a de facto Internet standard.
*BSD in general:
..and last but not least, we have the cutest mascot as well - undisputedly. ;)
Deep study: The world's safest computing environment (Nov 2004)
"The world's safest and most secure 24/7 online computing environment - operating system plus applications - is proving to be the Open Source platform of BSD (Berkeley Software Distribution) and the Mac OS X based on Darwin."
BSD Success Stories (O'Reilly, 2004) (pdf) ~ from Onlamp BSD DevCenter
"The BSDs - FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, Darwin, and others - have earned a reputation for stability, security, performance, and ease of administration."
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Being able to read *other people's* source code is a nice thing, not a 'fundamental freedom'.
Roger Waters would sue you... except the lawyer's dead! LOL j/k - no seriously, it's great that the OpenBSD group did the whole Wizard of Oz/Pink Floyd theme. I'm pretty certain there's a bunch of /.'ers around that have never done this so here's the connection:
:-)
Requirements:
Wizard of Oz DVD or VHS
Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon CD
1. Hit play then pause on the CD, so it's ready to play at an instant's notice, but make sure it's at 0:00 or your sync will be off
2. Start the movie. Just at the end of the 3rd roar of the MGM lion hit play on the CD and mute the movie. One of my best party experiences ever. Did anyone else think Toto was the Devil whispering evil things in Dorothy's ear?
Ha! But no, as a Pink Floyd fan I was literally rolling on the floor with this one. Great job guys
Adam
This is FUD -- Linux certainly routes faster than 100kpps. And http://wideopenbsd.org/ clearly shows how OpenBSD is fundamentally flawed and should not be used by anyone except for OS dilitante dabblers.
STOP SPREADING FUD!
How is a shell the most primitive way to admin a machine? I know lots of admins with real jobs that use solaris and linux, all three bsds, and they all use a shell on all these systems. They're all so advanced that you can even pick your shell!
Hoping for 3d Acceleration support, though that's largely out of their hands. Other than that I think OpenBSD is pratically as usable as Linux, and considering the joys of the dependancyless ports tree, perhaps even more usable. I use OpenBSD with GNOME as my main OS and surprisingly it's the only Open Source OS that supports my wireless card, although I have to use a nightly build as support only came after the last release. Wireless functionality is one of the main aims of the upcoming release and it certainly has gained OpenBSD at least one new user. (me!)
This guy are sick.