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BBC Reviews Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

An anonymous reader writes "Now that the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has made its debut in London, reviews are now beginning to trickle in. The BBC's review can be summed up in one sentence: '... somewhere in the production process the crew has lost sight of the fundamental aspect of the books - they were immensely funny."

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  1. Fun Game! by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hey, kids! Here's a fun game to play while waiting in line to shell big zorkmids on the latest book series to hit the big screen. Just fill in the name of a book, any book and you get a fairly true statement, summing up and entire movie review!

    [Fill In Book Name Here] is not as bad as I had feared. Then again, it is not as good as I had hoped.

    Choose from:

    • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
    • Cat in the Hat*
    • Timeline
    • Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference
    • Jurassic Park
    • I Robot*
    • Minority Report
    • War of the Worlds
    • (Anything based upon a comic book title or character)

    Note: Those marked with an '*' may actually, really and truly, suck.

    Seriously, mixing american actors with british actors and trying to turn something that wasn't very bad as a BBC TV series into a movie would be difficult, especially with the Hollywood penchant for wanting it to end differently than the book so the audience would be surpried and trying to make britishisms translate into equally funny americanisms or vice-a-versa. Imagine the following scenario: (brace thyself) A Hollywood remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail... que horror, eh? Imagine (told you to brace yourself, you sensitive clod!) hip-hop actors, dimbulb comedy actors from sitcoms and the utter flattening of comedic timing to accomodate dumbed down humor. Yeah. Somethings are better left alone. Better to just go see Spamalot.

    I do expect Rickman's dead-pan voice to be perfect for Marvin, but that's about all.

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    1. Re:Fun Game! by mooingyak · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think you need to put a '*' next to the Oracle manual too.

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    2. Re:Fun Game! by Feynman · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about Eats, Shoots and Leaves: The Movie?

    3. Re:Fun Game! by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 5, Funny
      "On the other hand, I'd really like to go see "Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference", especially if it was in Mandarin with subs."

      Scene opens on a hilly vista, bamboo trees in the near foreground, and two men dressed in black face each other.

      Man 1: You killed my triggers and erased my stored procedures. For this, you will die like a dog.

      Man 2: I was seeking my rightful revenge for your destruction of my parent process. Now I will finish the job by applying pressure points to your SQL until it bleeds.

      Man 1, flying through the air: Aaaiii!!!

    4. Re:Fun Game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would check it out, but I'm afraid of what sort of assumptions TiVo would make about me.

    5. Re:Fun Game! by Jakeypants · · Score: 2, Funny

      Coming this summer
      Keanu Reeves is

      THE ADMINISTRATOR

    6. Re:Fun Game! by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, no, no. "Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference" wouldn't be so simple.

      First off, they'd ignore standard ticket buying procedure; you'd have to purchase your tickets through Ticketmaster, and you'll need a guide to find the right series of buttons to push for your particular phone and calling area in order to get tickets. Of course, if you don't do things right, and sometimes if you do, they'll accidentally send you tickets for the Lion King, and you'll need to start over.

      The real oracle tickets will be made of solid lead and weigh 800 pounds each. Only powerful movie theaters will be capable of exchanging the tickets for you.

      When you finally sit down to watch the movie, you find that you don't know any of the characters, but they'll act like you already know every intimate detail about them. The cinematography is well implemented, but a the expense of a very slow and cryptic plot. The show will have to be closed early because the theater will prove to not be big enough to handle all of the viewers after all.

      You'll leave wishing that you had gone to see "MySQL Cookbook" or "Practical Postgresql", which were both showing at the same theater, and the tickets were free.

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    7. Re:Fun Game! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Funny
      On the other hand, I'd really like to go see "Oracle 8.5 The Complete Reference", especially if it was in Mandarin with subs.

      Well, that's nothing like the upcoming Slashdot movie.

      *** SPOILER WARNING ***

      The Slashdot movie begins with citing Star Trek, of course with some errors both in pronounciation (to mimic spelling errors) and in content. That is, it begins with:

      "Whitespace, the final frontier. This are the voyages oof the start script Enterprise. It's five-year emission: to explode strange new words, to peek out new livestreams and new customizations, to boldly click where no man has clicked before!"

      Next will be a short scene, where a troll calls "First Post!", and someone else answers "Sorry, you missed it!" A voice from the off: "-1 Offtopic!"

      Then there's a cut to some person you cannot see clearly. There's a text shown on the lower part of the screen: "Anonymous Coward. Score: +3, Insightful." He tells you "The last frontier? Are people really having so many problems with their space bar?"

      Ok, I think I'll spare you the rest of the film.
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    8. Re:Fun Game! by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Neo: So what are you saying -- that I can reboot these servers remotely?
      Morpheus: I'm saying when the time comes, you won't have to.
      Neo: Woah.

  2. Don't judge a book by its cover. by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unless the cover says "Don't Panic."

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  3. Now that it's debuted in the UK... by bhsx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the torrent? ;)

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    put the what in the where?
    1. Re:Now that it's debuted in the UK... by wcitech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I'd give it to you but a) i don't have it and b) http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/04/20/17 33215&tid=95&tid=17

  4. Right, then! by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny

    Panic.

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  5. It sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny


    I think you all ought to know that I'm very depressed.

  6. Funny? by pholower · · Score: 4, Funny
    The article said...

    Did the script veer too far away from the source material or tie itself in knots trying to keep faith with it?
    Bizarrely, I think the answer is both.

    Funny, I was almost certain it was 42

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    1. Re:Funny? by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      no no, the answer is tea and not tea

      [obscure hhgttg reference swim]

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      May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
    2. Re:Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      That, sir, is your mistake. As opposed to the common belief, 42 is not the answer to any question. In fact, it is the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything. While FOX continues to advocate that this question is 'how many roads must a man walk down', Hasbro, maker of scrabble, is advises people to play the game to find out.

      p.s. Fellow who cares not for PennyArcade, it saddens me that you have no appreciation for mature (see wang) humor. wang.

  7. Only one movie by BorgDrone · · Score: 2, Funny

    While I haven't seen it yet, I'm kind of disappointed they only made one movie, there's enough material for more. Imho they should have announced it to be a trilogy (and then actually release 5 movies, one for each book).

  8. Ok, now that the movie is out of the way... by Emperor+Shaddam+IV · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Sci-Fi Channel can remake it as a mini-series with a couple well known American actors and a bunch of unknown actors at a studio in Eastern Europe, with funny costumes, but a decent plot. :)

  9. Re:maths? by Funksaw · · Score: 5, Funny
    "everything from handheld computing to existentialism to musings on cricket and maths."

    nice to know someone is editing for the BBC.


    It's British English. Sometimes they call a truck a "lorry," sometimes they call a television "the tube," other times they call elevators a "lift."

    My god. This is just about the most culturally blind, obviously offensive, most idiotic thing I have ever seen on the Internets.
  10. My take on the review: by Kyrene · · Score: 5, Funny

    Entry for new movie updated from: "Harmless" to: "Mostly harmless"

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  11. "Oracle 9i and the Prisoner of Redwood CA" by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least the Unix version of "Oracle 8.5" is true to the book.

    I've moved onto the sequel, "Oracle 9i, The Wrath of Larry Ellison" myself.

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  12. Almost, but not entirely.... by Undergrid · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..unlike the books.

    1. Re:Almost, but not entirely.... by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Funny

      As dispensed by the Film-o-mat after a thorough analysis of your movie tastes. Another fine product from Sirius Cybernetics. Share and Enjoy!

  13. Can't read the article by Traa · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried to read the article but both my sunglasses turned completely black!!

  14. The Hollywood Spectaculomatic by naoursla · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Hollywood Spectaculomatic will automatically analyze any for for content, theme, humor, plot, sub-plot, charactizations, social commentary, cultural reference, and political ramifications; cross analyze the results against a target demographics intellectual, visceral, and spiritual entertainment needs and produce a movie that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the original book. Buy yours today!

  15. Re: not quite true by Ced_Ex · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fight Club was a phenomenal book that survived the transition to a movie, and then some.

    Screw the movie and the book. What I'd really like to see is a Fight Club made up of members of Slashdot.

    It would be no surprise to me to see guys bring Light Sabres and those Klingon BetleHs.

    To sum up. "Pure Awesomeness!"

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    Live forever, or die trying.
  16. If I Had a Dime... by MortisUmbra · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...for everytime negative reviews came out for a movie I ended up loving....I won't be sitting here at work surfing the internet right now....

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    "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
  17. And you're wrong as well by Excen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wrong. The relationship between Helena Bonham Carter's and Edward Norton's characters had more substance than just fucking and running away from the space monkeys. There are many different changes that both diluted and twisted Chuck Palahniuk's message.
    Spoilers of both the movie and novel below. If you don't want to know, don't look.

    Marla had breast cancer. In the movie, she just finds a lump. Edward Norton's character in the book had cancer for 5 minutes. Gone. The fight scene where Edward Norton beats up himself happens at the office of some film manager, not at the auto manufacturer's office. Edward Norton's character also shoots a man at a Pressman Hotel Party. That's out too. The ending was completely different in the movie than the book. The one thing that bugged me about the movie, was that Edward Norton never had the hole in his cheek from fighting. His character talks about the hole in his cheek constantly in the novel, but the movie didn't have it. Furthermore, he bites off the tip of his tongue in a fight and doesn't have it reattached, and the movie left that out.

    Considering all the changes, I would hardly call it a survival. He, both Tyler Durton and Edward Norton's character were a lot smarter than the movie makes them out to be

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    1. Re:And you're wrong as well by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 2, Funny
      I agree with you WRT differences between the two.

      One you fail to mention is that Project Mayhem actually DID collect testes of politicians in the fridge.

      So I suppose I should respectfully retract my comments above and say "you're right" but that wouldn't be very sporting or /. of me.

      I hereby challenge you to a game of CounterStrike: Source. The loser will agree to mod all posts up +1 Insightful whenever he has mod points, and communicate via email to the winning party at such a happy circumstance.

      oh who am I kidding, I'm almost 30 and haven't been good at a FPS in 8 years. You win.

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  18. Re:Movie reviews usually suck. by Jurph · · Score: 5, Funny

    I never think that Penny Arcade comics are funny, but often still laugh at User Friendly.

    You've got a lot of nerve saying that out loud, but some people here might actually think you're serious. Next time you want to start a flame-war, play it a little more broadly, and maybe you'll get some people really interested. Try something like this:

    "Star Trek is a waste of screen time and latex ears... but I love the revolutionary science fiction stories in Lucas' Star Wars series, especially the newer ones."

  19. Re:perspective. by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    The "immensely funny" thing is curious. To be honest, completely honest... I didnt find douglas adams' work to be all that genuinely funny
    Interesting to read, and written with an easy style that said "come back and read more!" sure, but not funny.
    Not to me, personally, and not speaking for anyone else.


    Awww, you're just grumpy because no one replaced the diodes down your left side yet...

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  20. Re:Movie reviews usually suck. by Wizzo1138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Star Trek is a waste of screen time and latex ears... but I love the revolutionary science fiction stories in Lucas' Star Wars series, especially the newer ones."

    Yes, but the latex ears seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the Humanity of the writer's compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into whatever it was the show was about.

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  21. Two thumbs down by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'll leave wishing that you had gone to see "MySQL Cookbook" or "Practical Postgresql", which were both showing at the same theater, and the tickets were free.

    Naaah, MySQL Cookbook might be free, but they only recently decided to bother installing seats in the theater.

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    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  22. Re:Reviews and Penny Arcade by lgw · · Score: 3, Funny

    I go to high school in the 00's and tater-tots are still alive and kicking.

    Dang, at least the ones we ate in the 80's had been killed before being served to us!

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    Socialism: a lie told by totalitarians and believed by fools.
  23. What will end up on the ads from the review by superultra · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Don't panic!"
    "Crammed full of witty erudition!"
    "A . . . comedic romp!"
    "Sam Rockwell does a great turn as Zaphod Beeblebrox!"
    ". . .immensely funny!"
    "Outstanding production design and some fantastic visual effects!"
    "Charming!"

  24. Re:Hardwired didn't suck. by guet · · Score: 4, Funny

    diffamation - is that where you take something famous and change it?

    I swear you could invent a new language from the typos on Slashdot.

  25. Re:Movie reviews usually suck. by RichardX · · Score: 2, Funny

    Typical. Here I am, karma pool the size of a planet, and my modpoints ran out yesterday.
    I'd give you a +1 funny, except I don't have modpoints, and I don't think there's anything funny in life anyways.
    I'm sorry, did I say something wrong? well excuse me for breathing which I never actually do anyway so I don't know why I bothered to say it oh god I'm so depressed.

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  26. Re:Hardwired didn't suck. by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    diffamation - is that where you take something famous and change it?
    I swear you could invent a new language from the typos on Slashdot.


    Yeah: French.

    I speak more than one language, and my typing sucks in all of them : )

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  27. Re:way tooo geeky for me... by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    You must have been an awfully precocious 7-year-old if you understood just about anything about H2G2.

    I wonder what that would do to a growing lad, expecting triple-breasted whores from Eroticon Six, and only ever managing to find the double-breasted kind... I hope he wasn't too scarred ;-)

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  28. Re:perspective. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Then again, maybe it's because I don't have an imagination and/or hate the sound of my own voice when I read the paper books, even if it is only in my head.

    So use one of the other voices. I personally like to use the deep demonic voice in my head. It lets me feel less guilty about the thoughts.

  29. Re:maths? by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's from the Law of Conservation of S's. Consider the following sentences:

    American English: I wish you were as interested in math as you are in sports!

    English English: I wish you were as interested in maths as you are in sport!

    You can't take away an s without it popping up somewhere else.