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  1. Re:I'm confused about the backups. on Ask Slashdot: Dividing Digital Assets In Divorce? · · Score: 4, Funny

    No.

    Destroy everything leave nothing to your spouse. Divorces are never pretty.

    Pyrrhic victory for the win!

  2. Re:And you think the DMCA and SOPA are bad. on Google Deal Allegedly Lets UMG Wipe YouTube Videos It Doesn't Own · · Score: 1

    What would the devil consider evil?

  3. Re:The inevitable comparison, so let's get it over on Modern Warfare 3 Released · · Score: 1

    These 14 y/o squeeky things I find online are the new hardcores and as much as it pains me to say it... they're better.

    It's these squeeky voices that reaffirm to me that they are better when I hear screams of, "Oh God YOU SUCK! Get off my team you NOOB!!!"

    There was a time I remember I could say that, but now it's... "Oh Karma, you really didn't forget about me... and yes, you are a bitch!"

  4. Re:Where's Billy Mays? on Graphene Creates Electricity When Struck By Light · · Score: 1

    I would have paid good money to see Billy Mays launch the latest Apple iWhatever product.

    "Billy Mays said what?! I'll buy 4!!"

  5. Re:Shilling is also a currency, you know on Graphene Creates Electricity When Struck By Light · · Score: 1

    Looks like once taco left the bitcoin shilling fell away.

    How many shillings in a bitcoin?

    Approximately 4 bacon strips worth, or 2.63 football fields when converting units.

  6. Re:Better computers than humans on US Military Moving Closer To Automated Killing · · Score: 1

    The only thing is that no country besides the US seems to be very good at developing new military tech these days - but the US always wants to stay ahead of the game.

    I wouldn't say that the US is the only country to be very good, it's just that other countries don't pour as much money into the research as the US does.

    When the defence spending of the US is equal to the next 22 countries' spending on defence combined, it shouldn't be much of a surprise that the US is in the lead.

  7. Re:Home of the Underdogs is your friend. on Syndicate Reboot Coming Next Year · · Score: 1

    Thanks... this should help bring back memories!!!

  8. Re:sales for 6 figures and not interested?? on Man Becomes Artist When He Sleeps · · Score: 1

    When I'm asleep, I'm a mattress tester.

  9. Re:Pics on Publicly Shaming Laptop Thieves Catches Bystanders in the Crossfire · · Score: 4, Funny

    You want pics of a 52 year old school teacher?

  10. Re:Best advice not to get caught on Collar-Bomber Tracked By Gmail Accesses · · Score: 1

    Have them put the unmarked bills into a waterproof duffel bag. Have them put the said duffel bag into a small airplane with a route flying over very inhospitable country. As they fly the route, you are on the ground and radio them to toss it out of the plane with a parachute. Collect bag and make your escape, or hide the bag and come back for it later.

  11. Re:Touch typing defense on How To Steal ATM PINs With a Thermal Camera · · Score: 1

    What about all the other number keys you end up pressing when you define how much money you're depositing or withdrawing?

    All this is making the simple task of stealing so complicated. Gypsy kids just hang around the ATM, wait for the withdraw screen to show up, run in, quickly press the auto denomination of the highest value and wait for the money to start spitting out before they grab and dash. Thermal cameras have got nothing on those kids.

  12. Re:Free to play accounts are limited on Valve's Team Fortress 2 Goes Free-To-Play · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, you can add $5 to your Steam wallet, buy a Rocket Jumper for $0.99 and have $3.99 left to spend on Steam daily sale games.

    $5 - $0.99 = $3.99?

    I believe Steam approves of your arithmetic.

    He had to subtract his 2 cents for his thoughts.

  13. Re:Good Idea on Man Creates Open Source Flashlight · · Score: 1

    How about a portable strobe light (dim the power from 500 lumens and select your own flash rate)? You can also use it for stop motion analysis, or for some interesting photography effects. Program SOS Morse code into it and see who shows up? Get a few of them, set random blink rates, put them on a remote control helicopter, and go have some fun with the UFO enthusiasts?

    It's a bright flashlight that can be used to blind an attacker at night, plus it fits into your hand in case you need to hit back (similar to holding a roll of quarters, but more useful).

    I think the idea is to see what programs or uses people can come up with for an easy to program high powered flashlight.

    I think there should be a setting to induce photosensitive epilepsy.

    All I would need is 4 settings, high, low, blinky, and seizure induction.

  14. Re:Except That Is Completely Incorrect on Samsung Ordered To Hand Over Unreleased Designs To Apple · · Score: 1, Insightful

    we're here to argue.

    No we're not.

    YES. WE. ARE!!!!!

  15. Re:ha ha ha on NASA Banned From Working With China · · Score: 1

    I'd like to note that the Chinese are accustomed to living below their means and can adapt to disruption far better than the US economy.

  16. Boom chicka chicka "Server is down", boom chicka.. on High Schoolers Push Down Price of Near-Space Photography · · Score: 2

    I saw the site for a second... and boom... server goes down.

    Tis' better to have looked and lost than to have never looked before.

  17. Re:Great way to impress your girlfriend! on World's Smallest Wedding Rings Made of DNA · · Score: 1

    Has the thought occurred to you that maybe she's ugly?!

  18. Re:Were Apple right? on Flash On Android Fails To Impress · · Score: 1

    The annoying part is when you want to see a video that mandates ads before you get to watch, there's no filter that allows the video to be played while blocking the ad that precedes it. I know some news sites are setup this way.

  19. Re:Screw the "business" reasons! on Why Paywalls Are Good, But NYT's Is Flawed · · Score: 1

    It's more profitable to be surrounded by idiots who are willing to part with their money.

    "There's a sucker born every minute." - a statement on how to make profit.

  20. Re:What's next? on Tractor Beams Are Getting Closer (Sort of) · · Score: 2

    Toss them into the microwave, they warp just fine.

  21. Re:Greek on Tractor Beams Are Getting Closer (Sort of) · · Score: 0

    Is Greek still called Greek in Greece, or do they just called it language?

  22. Re:Let that be a lesson to you! on Woman Gets Revenge Courtesy of Google Images · · Score: 1

    More like the lesson should be...

    Always have a sex video handy for collateral.

  23. Re:Proposed? on Prison Cell Phone Smuggling Out of Control · · Score: 1

    That plan sounds ingenious, you wouldn't even have to build walls for the place, and the cute polar bears wouldn't have to swim across the oceans for food anymore.

  24. Re:Speed of Light? on Universe 250+ Times Bigger Than What Is Observable · · Score: 1

    As a population, we're not getting fatter, it's the universe expanding that makes us look bigger.

  25. Re:Impossible on Kilogram Gets Controversial; Why Not Split the Difference? · · Score: 1

    The physical object cannot get lighter (less massive). By definition is 1kg no matter how much mass it has. The obvious conclusion is that the rest of the universe is getting heavier.

    Does my mass make me look fat?!