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Microsoft to Support Linux in Virtual Server

zaxios writes "Techworld is reporting that Microsoft has announced support for running Linux on their virtualization software, Virtual Server 2005. From the article: '[Microsoft] can't compete against VMware without support for other operating systems.' Perhaps the significance of this is that Microsoft has acknowledged Linux as an OS people might want to use, which seems an upgrade from its previous status as a communist cancer."

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  1. oblig by MrNonchalant · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the post-Microsoft world I welcome our communist Linux overlords.

  2. So let me get this straight by mindaktiviti · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is supporting communism AND cancer!? Well I knew they were evil but this is definitely a new low. For shame, Microsoft, for shame.

  3. Finally! by mathmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I can finally run Linux under Wine?

    1. Re:Finally! by pg110404 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does this mean I can finally run Linux under Wine?

      This means you can run windows apps under wine running on linux running under microsoft's virtual server.

      Microsoft really knows how to innovate.

  4. Or.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or Microsoft wants to be able to go "hey why switch to Linux, you can do the same thing on Windows, whats up with you silly commie?"

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  5. If you can't beat them... by darthgnu · · Score: 5, Funny

    make them run in a virtual server...

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  6. Re:previous comments? by macaulay805 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even a stone can change with time.

    Sir, you give me hope with that comment about my parent-in-law. Thank You.

  7. yes but.... by y2dt · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...does it run Linux?

  8. no by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Funny

    it means you can run Wine on Windows.

    1. Re:no by VStrider · · Score: 2, Funny

      it means you can run windows under wine under linux under windows...errr...

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  9. Hmm...this starts to remind me of something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    First, they ignore you.
    Then they laugh at you.
    Then they fight you.
    Then you win.

    Seems we are starting to get to the fourth stage.

    1. Re:Hmm...this starts to remind me of something... by Neward+Rylet · · Score: 3, Funny

      no, anything but the Gandhi quote!

  10. Virtual Server ain't done... by arpad1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if Linux'll run.

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  11. Hell Freezes over by killproc · · Score: 5, Funny


    Originally submitted without MS bashing as:

    Hell Freezes Over-Thursday April 21, @08:37AM -Rejected

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  12. LMAO by tacocat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder who will be the first one to run:

    • Linux Running VMware running...
      • Windows Running VirtualServer2005 running...
      • Linux Running WMware running...
    You get the idea..
    1. Re:LMAO by tgd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of those!

      Can you cluster the external Linux box with the internal one?

    2. Re:LMAO by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'd need a separate licence for each iteration... Of course, if you set it up just right you could send a Microsoft lawyer into an infinite loop, which would be a pretty cool science fair project.

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  13. Re:Virtually Meaningless by AntEater · · Score: 3, Funny

    What he means is that virtualization will become a mission-critical function within the enterprise allowing customers to leverage their investments in legacy systems while enabling information technology staff to expand development using innovative technologies. MS is striving to develop best of breed technologies to provide its cusomers better TCO and ROI when compared with competing products.

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  14. Re:Virtually Meaningless by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Funny

    you inspire me.

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  15. Re:they turned back! by Ucklak · · Score: 2, Funny

    What happens to your Linux servers when you have to reboot your Microsoft servers?

    That's going to skew the uptime reliability for Linux servers.

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  16. Cue Agent Smith by McGregorMortis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Linux is... a cancer. And we... are the cure.

  17. wtf? by SpongeBobLinuxPants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't running Linux on top of Windows be kind of like stacking bricks on jello?

  18. Re:Balmer takes 5 years to change his mind by sepluv · · Score: 5, Funny
    Makes me think of Gandhi's stages of fighting for freedom:
    1. First they ignore you
    2. then they laugh at you
    3. then they fight you
    4. then you win
    5. My corollary: then they say they were with you all along
    I thought we were at GhandiCon 3 with Microsoft but this has shades of GhandiCon 5 (my corollary).
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  19. So now I can... by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows inside Linux inside Windows inside MacOSX.

    So instead of one cross-platform standards-based language embodying write-one-run-anywhere, we do it the long way around.

    Yeah, this is a really great idea. "Our new PCs from Dell can run six different operating systems inside each other right out of the box. We call it the Mental Whiplash System."

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  20. Here's a Horror. MS Linux merger... by crovira · · Score: 2, Funny

    1)M$ gives up on Longhorn, has a BarBQue, adopts Linux and moves all its goodies over onto it.

    2) M$ gets a solid OS base.

    3) Linux gets a decent desktop. (Okay its no Mac but still.)

    4) $$$

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  21. Microsoft finally bends over... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and applies a little KY jelly to their butthole for Linux to slide in easier.

  22. Very late to the party by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    Longhorn's late. Yukon's late. Ballmer, the deadline for April Fool's jokes are April 1st.
    [ducks]

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  23. Good! by JonTurner · · Score: 2, Funny

    >>This is virtually non-sensical to me.

    As it should be. Only Marketing Weasels(tm) understand one another's mumblings. It lets them say things without really saying anything. The fact that this unintelligable banter is confusing to you means you're still a geek.

    (Oh, and just for the record, that phrase translates into "Damn Linux! Won't it just go away?")

  24. Yes, but.... by shippo · · Score: 2, Funny

    But does it run OS/2?

  25. Re:And I have a copy of DNK Forever to sell you... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

    "And since we are not mind-readers, our only source of insight into Bill Gates' head is, well, Bill Gates."

    Hey now, don't count out Dvorak!

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  26. Re:Balmer takes 5 years to change his mind by darkjedi521 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why, SCO Unix, of course.

  27. NOT ENOUGH LEVELS! by argent · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux Running VMware running Windows Running VirtualServer2005 running FreeBSD running PearPC running OS X running MoM running BeOS running Sheepshaver running Mac OS running Bochs running Linux Running WMware running...

  28. Resistance is Useless by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

    We of the Linux Inquisition have one weapon. Our chief weapon is Fear. Well, Fear and Distros.

    Um, we have two weapons. Our chief weapons are Fear, Distros, and an almost Fanatical devotion to the Penguin.

    Err. The Linux Inquisition has three weapons - Fear, Distros, and an almost Fanatical devotion to the Penguin.

    Plus, we run on MSFT servers.

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  29. Just think! Running Linux on Windows Server by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Funny

    you get all the disadvantages of Linux with the advantages of massive downtime, unrealeased patches to Windows Server, and you get to pay tons of cash!

    Cool!

    Um, what was the question?

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  30. Re:Balmer takes 5 years to change his mind by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought we were at GhandiCon 3 with Microsoft but this has shades of GhandiCon 5 (my corollary).

    For obvious reasons, I think they want to skip step 4.

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  31. Alternatively by PepeGSay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft acknowledges the Linux is a plaything and what better environment to play with something than in the nice little sandbox of a VM.

  32. Re:Balmer takes 5 years to change his mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Just remember how Microsoft SUPPORTS a competing product. Remember JAVA? And there was also the JDBC driver for MSSQL, that took them 1.5 years to release after announcing that they would support JDBC.

    Yup, with friends like that, who needs enemies.

    I can imagine it now.... this new service pack is probably getting patches like

    if (linux_uptime > windows_uptime) toggle_random_bits_in_linux_vm()
  33. Re:Balmer takes 5 years to change his mind by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    This has all the makings of a fat lady on stilts.