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  1. This is a comment on This Is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper · · Score: 1

    This is a contentless comment on the re-posting of someone else's website's story about the contentlessness of scientific reporting.

  2. Google as a verb on Google TV Next Month, Boxee In November · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why do I have to wait until next month to google "TV"?

  3. Re:So... we disproved P != NP on How the Web Rallied To Review the P != NP Claim · · Score: 1

    I saw what you did there... Moving the "!" to the end...

  4. Nerd Superbowl on How the Web Rallied To Review the P != NP Claim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This quote pretty much sums it up: “Even at a conference you don’t get this kind of interaction happening,” says Suresh Venkatasubramanian of the University of Utah. “It was like the Nerd Superbowl.”

  5. Re:There is no way this will end well on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 1

    Everything I say is a lie.

  6. Sure... on Cybercriminals Create 57,000 Fake Sites Each Week · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah but most of them just link to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

  7. Correction: Nevermind, we were looking at Iceland on Scientists Cut Greenland Ice Loss Estimate By Half · · Score: 1

    Nevermind, the original estimates were correct. Somebody bumped the globe and were looking at Iceland this morning.

  8. Notice: on Inside Apple's iPhone SDK Gag Order · · Score: 1

    This entire forum discussion - in particular this post - must be immediately removed from the internet as it is in direct violation of Apple's iPhone SDK confidentiality agreement.

    Respectfully, Apple

  9. Re:how is this better than irc? on New Dynamic Updating Discussions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Good point. Let's make a slashdot penpal network. Slashdot, can you print a list of everyone home addresses and send each of us a large bulletin board. I'll start composing my next comment. Should be there in a couple weeks (I'm thinking I'll get "-1 Smartass")

  10. Even better on New Dynamic Updating Discussions · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you make another button that I can push that will automatically push this button periodically for me?

  11. A long way to go on Ubiquitous Multi-Gigabit Wireless Within Three Years · · Score: 1

    15 gigabits per second (Gbps) at a distance of 1 meter, 10 Gbps at 2 meters and 5 Gbps at 5 meters
    ...that means 19 Mbps at 100 meters and 4 bps at 1 km
    dialup anyone?
  12. Random & quite normal, what more could you ask on True Random Number Generator Goes Online · · Score: 1

    In MATLAB:

    >> mean(mean(qrand(1000,100)))

    ans =

    0.4996

  13. Shockingly Funny... on True Random Number Generator Goes Online · · Score: 1

    photons give us random numbers "free of charge."

  14. Re:I'm from Kansas on Humans Evolved From a Single Origin In Africa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another fix:
    Homo erectus = Adam
    Home sapiens = Eve

  15. iPhone + boat battery on DoD Offers $1 Million for Wearable Power Supply · · Score: -1, Troll

    Doesn't the iPhone already do all of that? Oh wait, it would take a boat battery to charge that POS for four days (not to mention it can't can't even make a GD phone call...)

  16. Comeagain... on Matt Groening to be Final Boss in New Simpsons Game · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's a videogame about videogames; and I'm in the videogame. Wait a minute, does this mean he's just the tiny boss of one of the videogames in the videogame? I'm not buying this just so I can watch Bart defeat MG in a mini-videogame... Someone please clarify this ambiguous statement ASAP.
  17. 35 MADLIBS on 35 Different Ways of Looking at Social Networks · · Score: 2, Funny

    In any case, mapping out the different perspectives has been a good exercise for me as a researcher. I'm glad you had fun. 35 Perspectives on anything is really boring for me as a reader. You basically cut and pasted "The _______ Perspective: Social Networking is really _______" and filled in the blanks with 35 random words. Are you a researcher of MADLIBS?
  18. PSP is not an emulator. on x86 Emulator on PSP Runs Windows & Linux · · Score: 1

    Too bad PINE is not an emulator.

  19. What's a DVD Player? on Give Your DVD Player The Finger · · Score: 1

    I don't know what these DVD-thing-a-ma-jiggies are, but unless they remove TV outputs from my laptop, or inputs from my TV, I'll watch movies and eat popcorn with or without my fingers or eyeballs... err... wait...

  20. Stop the presses. on Invading Privacy for School Credit · · Score: 1

    Sorry. Just found a major bug in the IHT format (at least when viewing in Firefox on Windows). To see what I mean, do the following:

    1. Left-click and hold to select some text in, say, the middle column.
    2. Drag down to select all of the column and keep going past the bottom of the frame.
    3. Watch the weirdness which results in the article scrolling up into oblivion.
    4. If you are the web designer for IHT, pray that your boss isn't reading this post.

  21. FPE on 3rd Field Robot Event Takes Place June 16-17 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fewest.

    Posts.

    Ever.

    4 posts in 55 minutes. I guess that the only thing more boring than an article about an empty field is an empty field with a couple of robots roaming around in it.

  22. Schrodinger's Mac on Mac mini Sans Wires - Batteries Inside the Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Although it runs fine without wires, he had to plug in the monitor to be able to show that it was really up."

    Actually, the mac is both dead and alive until the monitor is plugged in - at which time the mac's probablility wave instantaneously settles in at its definite and final value...that is until the batteries run out, then it's a $500 doorstop.

  23. Find a wall to hang-over on Kudzu Helps Curb Binge Drinking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Kudzu grows as fast as one foot per day.

    If only beer grew this fast in the wild!

  24. Sorry! on USPTO Issues Email Address Patent to Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I already patented that technique. (And this one).

  25. Micro-Managing Minutiae Mayhem on Hyper-Threading, Linus Torvalds vs. Colin Percival · · Score: 3, Funny

    when Linus doesn't understand a problem, he won't fix it

    This is interesting logic: The idea that the creator of an organization must understand minutiae and micro-manage everything that the organization does.

    Interesting indeed...too bad it's fallacious. (Although it might explain what is taking Longhorn so long to come out - I can see Bill Gates searching Google for whitepapers on file systems, search algorithms, GUI's, etc.)