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Email Worse Than Marijuana For Intelligence?

wallykeyster writes "The Guardian is reporting that a recent study at King's College indicates that the average IQ loss of email users was 10 points (or six points more than cannabis users). Details on The Register as well. The Register has a related story about how computers make kids dumb and an apparent "problem-solving deficit disorder" observed in children who use computers. I thought it was television that rotted your brain?"

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  1. Instant Messaging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG I bet you lose 20 points for IM

    1. Re:Instant Messaging by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't you mean "OMG i bet u luz 20 pts 4 im?"

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    2. Re:Instant Messaging by ikkonoishi · · Score: 4, Funny

      No its "OMG T3H IM /\/\4|3 J00 DUM LOLOLOL!!11"

    3. Re:Instant Messaging by justin12345 · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to AOL Translator its:

      OMG I BT U LOSE 20 POINTS FOR IM11!!!!1! OMG LOL

      The ALL-CAPS are evidently important to the syntax, after all...
      you don't want to look like a nerd.

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  2. My email made me fat.. by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm gonna figure out how to sue someone cause' my email made me fat.

    My neighbor's email made him a pedophile.

    And, my dog's email made him kill himself.

    And a friend's email made him blame everything else in his life for being dumb.

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  3. I smoke cannabis and use email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    What effects does that have on my memory and intelligence?

    *lights one up*

    Aww, who cares

  4. Email is distracting? by dmuth · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have no idea what TFA means by that.

    I can easily stay focus--ooh, Amazon shipped my book order!

  5. ah.. by Kaisum · · Score: 5, Funny

    "pass the pop3...dude.." "Police arrested a local ISP for running an SMTP" "That's one less scum off the face of this earth, we can't have these kids propigating this brain-numbing garbage," says Officer Joe Johnson, "Not in my town"

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. 500 books in the household? by psoriac · · Score: 4, Funny

    How in the world do you correct for all other factors and then go on to claim that computers make kids less intelligent than having 500 books in the household? Adding together all my fiction, reference, and technical books I barely break the 200 count. Aren't they really saying that kids in more affluent homes are smarter? And are they factoring in easy access to public libraries?

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  8. Re:Every day... by google · · Score: 3, Funny

    TV's been doing the set-up work for years... gently prepping us... slowly inundating us with live audiences, then laugh tracks, then nothing but our own morbid sense of humor... Even the History channel seems to have lost it's verve in the face of such enlightening TV as Who's Your Daddy?

    Oh oh oh -- did anyone see that Seinfeld re-run last night? When Kramer had the oil tanker inven-- Hey, email fram Nambikstan... all caps, must be important!

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  9. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on people, lets put our heads together and help Mr. Passthecrackpipe be a better parent.

  10. Re:Sex Lowers IQs by Zemran · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next up we will see how sex lower people's IQ

    I would like to volunteer for your research. Maybe we can get a grant to do more research into the culmulative factors like 'the simultaneous effects of drugs and marijuana om the IQ' or does reading e-mail during sex while smoking marijuana lower your IQ or just cause fires?'... The research posibilities are endless and just as meaningful as this first round of research.

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  11. oh my by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who else is feeling bad for the old people in Korea?

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  12. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by cculianu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Amen! MUDs are EVIL!

    So are MMORPGs. I quit my job and divorced my wife because of Ultima Online alone!

    However I *did* make 5x GM, so it was wayy worth it.. I'll take 5x GM in old skool UO (circa 1998) over sex and money any day!!

  13. Re:Well, funny and all but..... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "90-100wpm, depending on content"

    Now you can get a job at your local swordmaker or apocrathy.

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  14. Re:OMG!!! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I try where possible to write e-mails, text messages and instant messages with reasonable grammar, spelling and punctuation."

    Yet paragraphs remain a mystery to you...

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