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Fat Geeks Healthier Than You Thought

DoubleWhopper writes "Sound the trumpets! Being a fat geek may not increase your risk of death after all. According to this ABC News article, a re-examination of the available data suggests obesity is still a health risk, but the 'pleasantly plump' among us 'do not have the same health risks as obese individuals.' But, from the article: 'People shouldn't think that this study gives them a free trip to the pork rind buffet.' Believe what you want, but you'd better hope I don't get to the Twinkies aisle before you."

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  1. Cool by tsotha · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great. Now I can live a long, sexless life!

    1. Re:Cool by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but if you're dedicated enough to the cause, you can get yourself some nice boobs as a sort of consolation prize! :)

    2. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That is a serious condition called gynecomastia.

      If you have it, get to a doctor ASAP! You likely have severe endocrine problems. Make sure they find and treat those problems (likely high estrogen and low testosterone) and not just say "you're fat".

      Endocrine problems can lead to diabetes (itself an endocrine problem), depression (sometimes to the point of suicide or commitment to an insane asylum), forgetfulness (sometimes permanent), anxiety (to the point of phobias), loss of concentration (to the point you are ineffective at work), rage (to the point of danger), high blood pressure (to the point of severe headaches, and possible heart attack and stroke), and osteoporosis (to the point of fractures and stooped posture - yes, this can and does occur in men too). Hot flashes can also occur.

      I forgot to mention - NO SEX DRIVE!

      Keeping this anonymous because I suffered from endocrine problems (only minor boobs). Luckily my endo put me on some meds which control most of the endocrine problems. Still some boobs, but hopefully those'll go away.

  2. The by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First Rule Of Fat Club Is You Don't Talk About Fat Club.

  3. Troublesome by Staplerh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to this ABC News article, a re-examination of the available data suggests obesity is still a health risk, but the 'pleasantly plump' among us 'do not have the same health risks as obese individuals.'

    First off, there seems to be some number-shuffling here. This is a very politicized and personal topic for a lot of people, and different motivations are behind the different studies. This particular study has been trumpeted by the main-stream media (it's been out for a few days now) because it is different and will attract reader's interest. The scientists that told us that having a BMI over 25 will most likely still stick to their guns and say that we should be healthy. The danger of this study is the attitude that we even saw in the original post:

    But, from the article: 'People shouldn't think that this study gives them a free trip to the pork rind buffet.' Believe what you want, but you'd better hope I don't get to the Twinkies aisle before you.

    Come now, you may not be at as high a risk as previous studies had indicated - and may be even better off than an unhealthy skinflint, but there is no rational way that binging on the Twinkies aisle will benefit your health whatsoever. I know it was flippant and humorous, but it's still a dangerous idea to think that you can eat Joe Lois, maintain a BMI of 29 and be healthy. Indeed, it's not the BMI - it's the food you eat, the nutrition, etc.

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  4. Excellent news. by crottsma · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great! Now they just need to account for prolonged monitor radiation and celibacy.

  5. Siskel & Ebert by Hao+Wu · · Score: 5, Funny
    EVERYONE thought the fat one would check-out first...

    NOPE!

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  6. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Tharkban · · Score: 5, Funny

    reduced from 100% ?

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  7. In which sense? by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 5, Funny
    Physical death, maybe not (though I'm skeptical... this smells like social backlash, again).


    However, fat geeks will always have another thing to consider. Darwinian death. Eat those twinkies, my pretties... just means more pussy for me!

    /kidding

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  8. Re:you guys may be healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's losers, here this might help...

    You: loser
    Your mom: loose

  9. Serendipity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    DoubleWhopper writes...

    Heh.

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  11. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

    my risk is 95%, there is a 5% chance that i am god

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  12. Strangely pleasent "news" .. or is it? by breakbeatninja · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, this is great news for a good portion of the American population, a country with a ridiculously high rate of obesity and overweight individuals. However, one has to question its objectivity and scientific basis. As one poster already pointed out, the story merely suggests that somewhat fat people are more "healthy" than obese people. I for one am not the skinniest geek, but I don't really think this is the right kind of motivation for me to read in wanting to shed a few 'extra' pounds. :)

    I maintain a reasonbly healthy diet, try to balance my nutrition and exercize when I can.. but in this fast-paced go-go-go environment of urban America it's very difficult to stay ahead physically, financially and maintain one's sanity. While I don't doubt that I'm relatively healthy, I also think that I could be more healthy.

    We geeks tend to sit down for the majority of the day and feel our asses grow as we're emmersed in various technological endeavors. This is all fine and dandy, but as my doctor pointed out recently, it's best to shed those extra pounds while we're still young as the older we get the harder it gets to rid ourselves of them as our metabolic rate slows down. So I would suggest to my fellow geeks to do what you can when you can and take articles such as these with no more than a grain of salt. In two weeks there may be another study that says otherwise. Besides, who can believe any story about how much food we should eat that's posted on a site whose founder is some random taco!

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  13. I'm a.. by NIK282000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm a skinny geek you insensitive clod!

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  14. DNA by floorten · · Score: 5, Funny

    Douglas Adams died exercising in the gym. I think that says something important to us all ... ;-)

  15. Re:I need to *gain* weight by thatgun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try weightlifting. Years ago, I was barely eating anything and I wasn't exercising (at my worst point I was eating a Reser's burrito a day (I know, that's pretty bad, but I just wasn't hungry!)), and getting dizzy occasionally. Weightlifting, through stimulating my body for growth, made me HUNGRY. Now I eat frequently, have huge amounts of energy that keeps me going all day long, and am happier.

    If you weightlift, you will start getting into the habit of eating more. Just remember to drink plenty of water throughout the day (sometimes dizziness can be brought on by lack of fluids), and hopefully take vitamins.

  16. Re:Ha by eobanb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People, the concept everyone ought to grasp is that it's EXERCISE that actually avoids obesity, not just eating right. You can eat a whole box of twinkies, yes, but it's way worse if you also don't ever exercise. The most straightforward way to do this is to just walk, jog, or bike places that you might otherwise drive to. If it's within a mile or so, and you don't really have any cargo, and you aren't late, then do the environment AND yourself a favour and get there on your own power.

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  17. Healthy Diet by bleckywelcky · · Score: 5, Informative

    It doesn't really matter if you're skinny, plump, or fat until you actually reach the "obese" limit. But even if you aren't obese, that doesn't mean you're living healthy. Everyone remembers that kid who ate nothing but fries, ho-hos, and mountain dew but still weighed 140 pounds at 6' tall all through high school and college (perhaps some of you were that kid). The damage done to that body is way beyong someone who eats fresh fruits, vegetables, and whole foods but weighs in at 220 pounds and 6' tall. Just watch your diet and do some exercise during the week. If your metabolism is a little slow and you hold onto a little more weight, it's fine.

  18. Re:I didn't know the risk had changed by Impeesa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hardly a 100% mortality rate, actually. Given the exponential nature of human population growth, some have proposed that perhaps as many as 10% of all homo sapiens who have ever lived are still alive today. This means, of course, that being born is currently only about 90% fatal, and that rate is slowly but surely dropping.

  19. Re:Reduce your risk of death? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's possible. The longer you live, the more likely you'll survive till:

    1. The Rapture
    2. We find a way to stop/reverse aging
    3. The aliens find a way to stop/reverse aging.
    4. We find a way to travel back in time, duplicate our bodies, and implant our souls in the new body.
    5. see #4, but change souls to neural pathways, quantuum states, and data.
    6, see #4, but the aliens invent it, not us.
    7. see #5, but the aliens invent it, not us
    8. God decides death is now deprecated/obsolete.
    9. The Grim Reaper takes himself out.
    10. Entropy reverses or stops, possibly due to dark matter/anti-matter/quasi-matter/doesn't matter/the universe compressing instead of expanding/aliens/God/Cmdr Taco.
    11. The bugs in the universe responsible for death and other bad things are fixed.
    12. God ports the universe from Windows to Linux.
    13. The Grim Reaper revokes the license for death because Andrew Tridgell reverse engineered it.

    :)

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  20. Wouldn't that be nice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Problem is, you people in the States are fucked when it comes to walking. Your cities have been designed around driving for so long that in most places, walking to nearby stores isn't even possible.

    Sidewalks are uncommon. Freeways with no pedestrian crossing are common. Parking lots with steep edges and no entrance for pedestrians are common.

    If you live right in the urban or student center of any large city, you're ok, and if you live in a small town you're fine, but most of the population lives in the enormous suburbs, where you haven't got a hope.

    Biking's nice, but it takes a lot of maintenance to do safely. Vests, lights, frequent tune ups, riding only at the right hours, balancing any loads, carrying non biking clothes with you if you need to go somewhere a little more formal, finding a place to lock it safely, removing the seat to carry with you, locking both wheels...

    The exercise lifestyle is no longer a reasonable suggestion for most Americans. That means exercise really is going take either deliberate concentrated effort or addictiveness. Thank god for DDR... it's not perfect, but it shows the way forward.

    Oh, and as others have said, once you're already fat the kind of moderate exercise that walking errands provide won't do you any good. It's only a maintenance technique, which is hardly useful for the two thirds of Americans who already have the problem.