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Bird Brains Explain How Humans Learn to Talk

eaglebtc writes "A team of neuroscientists at MIT have made tremendous progress in understanding how birds learn to sing: a part of the brain called the basal ganglia is primarily responsible for controlling the learning of movement and the production of speech. This circuitry is also present in humans, and it is the same way that a baby's random babbling eventually becomes the proficient speech of adults. It is hoped that this research can provide further insights into Parkinson's Disease, an inherited genetic condition that causes rapid breakdown of motor control and speech production. The full research study is available as a downloadable PDF."

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  1. But does this explain... by xenocide2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does this explain the propensity of birds in trees near parking lots to mimic the random yuppie's car alarm?

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    1. Re:But does this explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      actually i believe it should since the patterns that the basal ganglia uses to learn how to connect things would be affected by the constant listening to car alarms while young making them a part of the bird "vocabulary." which means that car alarms are bird slang, what for i have no idea.

      Based on my observation, I can only conclude it's bird slang for shit. More specifically "shit here".

    2. Re:But does this explain... by nametaken · · Score: 4, Funny


      Maybe, but it might also explain how that smartass Owl can tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

  2. If bird brains explain how humans talk, then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... does bird dope explain how humans... um, never mind.

  3. Brainz by MarkRose · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a bird brain, but I'm too chicken to admit it.

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    1. Re:Brainz by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      That was a really fowl joke, you turkey.

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    2. Re:Brainz by MarkRose · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was there for the plucking!

      *ducks*

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    3. Re:Brainz by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, as the old saying goes, what doesn't quill us makes us stronger.

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    4. Re:Brainz by fallendove · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was waiting for a Tux joke, but whatever suits you...

  4. Quick, get me a corticle stimulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their basal ganglia are starting to depolarize!

    1. Re:Quick, get me a corticle stimulator by Pillowthink · · Score: 3, Funny

      all your basal ganglia are belong to us?

  5. Proficient speech? by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it is the same way that a baby's random babbling eventually becomes the proficient speech of adults.

    Proficient speech? Have you heard the way people talk? Sometimes I'm surprised they can dress themselves in the morning.

    1. Re:Proficient speech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      hey now! I'm insultified by the misrepresentationisms you been copulatin all up an' around my speechial deliverisations! And yes I can most certaintifically clothify my undeniable self in the mourning!!

  6. Valid hypothesis by Muhammar · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bird brain people talk all the time

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  7. we need brain by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

    for smart-making

  8. Re:FP by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 3, Funny

    This circuitry is also present in humans, and it is the same way that a baby's random babbling eventually becomes the proficient speech of adults.

    and here folks, we can see that this circuitry can also be reactivated in "adults", when the baby babbling comes back in grown-ups under certain conditions, such as posting on Slashdot.

    However, under these circumstances, it tends to become a mass-babbling, where several adults mumble the same things over and over, such as "forsty piss", "gnaa", "soviet russia," or "yoda doll".

    An interesting subject for pedopsychiatrists to be sure...

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  9. That's not what we need by v77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if they learned how to make people shut up, that would be worth something!!!

    1. Re:That's not what we need by kuldkollane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently, one of its side-effects is using an a instead of an o.

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  10. Yes, but by bsartist · · Score: 3, Funny

    This circuitry is also present in humans, and it is the same way that a baby's random babbling eventually becomes the proficient speech of adults.

    Does it also explain why that said adults immediately regress back to random babbling the minute they're confronted with a keyboard and a net connection?

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  11. ba??? by slobber · · Score: 1, Funny

    the same way that a baby's random babbling eventually becomes the proficient speech of adults

    bababe baboo baeeeee bteeeink ya ma gegetting a hang of it!!!

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  12. Oh sure! by AliasMoze · · Score: 3, Funny

    When a baby babbles randomly, he's learning. When I do it, I'm drunk. Why is there one standard for the baby, another for me?

  13. Re:Hmm... by pg110404 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here me thinking that brains couldn't talk, you learn something every day!

    And I bet 50 quatloons they glow different colours.

  14. Hey... by DarcSeed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't they already find out that birds could talk?. This language stuff is already for the snakes...err, I mean birds.

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  15. Re:FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you're listening to the wrong end of the bird.

  16. Creationists... by Aggrav8d · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...when reached for comment, said that this research didn't ammount to squawk.

  17. Re:Birds and Humans by dirtsurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    To summarize the parent: Words mean things. ps. Good luck on that philosophy degree. Looks like you're most of the way there.