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Opera CEO Prepares to Swim across the Atlantic
rRogta writes "Previously reported on slashdot here, Opera CEO boldly promises to swim across the Atlantic should the new Opera browser be downloaded a million times in the first four days after it's release. Well, they reached their goal and in this press release it says he's now preparing for the long swim."
Given Opera's business model, shouldn't he have tied this stunt to sales rather than downloads?
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Wow, you got to admire that man. I suppose he's not going to do it in one run, the journey seems quite long. Very nice map, though. :)
:)
I guess he could also get a Krusty burger at one of those abandoned shore oil platforms
Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer both agreed to cross the United States territory up to Washington D.C. by crawling like two salamanders should the number of bugs in the soon-to-be released version 7 of the (in)famous Internet Explorer reaches 2000 in the first 2 hours of its release.
Well, now that this mission has been accomplished... *Switches back to Firefox when no one is looking*
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You cold hearted bastards have just sent this man to his death.. hope your happy.
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http://people.opera.com/nicolasm/opera_ch05.svgz and the url...
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I would hardly consider a hot tub with 3 hot flight attendents "swimming". But maybe that's how he got the idea past the wife.
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"Browser company seeks new CEO"
My other sig is extremely clever...
You're underestimating the power of postitive thought! All those million people who downloaded Opera are behind this effor 1000 per cent! In fact, I'm downloading Opera again, just to show my support! I predict he'll make the swim in record time, just due to the power of positive thought!!!
It's the land of the brave, and the home of the free
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Beowulf swam the North Sea!! In chainmail! fighting sea monsters with a sword!
this can't be all that more difficult
The Princess Bride quotes with a Monty Python sig. That's the kind of humor that I needed on a dreary, Monday morning. :)
But you would have known that I would have responded to your post, so I clearly cannot mod the comment in front of me.
The Overrated mod is for reversing inappropriate, positive mods, not for voicing disagreement with a post.
Not at all.
Those stories about explorers dying while crossing the Atlantic are all ploys to keep real-estate values high in Conneticut. If people found out that they could commute to Manhattan faster from France than from New Jersey, the friends of countless politicians would lose their shirts in the market collapse.
A little known fact is that his bitter ex-wife was personally responsible for downloading over 300,000 copies of the program, stating " I hope he frezzes his nubbins off!"
..........FULL STOP.
I'd rather see the Director for IE development swim to the bottom of the atlantic.
After viewing the pictures on your website, I would like to apply for the newly opened positions of CEO and PR Manager at your company. I feel I have the necessary qualifications, such as "not-drowned" and "not-reported-lost-in-the-northern-Atlantic".
Thank you for your time and consideration.
After swimming in that cold water, I would hate to see the size of his cluster.
given the parent of this thread, shouldn't that read:
"HOLY CARP"
May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
most spas are 100+ degrees. i think you got mixed up between centigrade and fahrenheit... water boils at 212F/i
Even so -- I regularly stick my hand into a 450 degree oven when things need moving around in there. It ain't comfy, but I can take 20 seconds of it. I'll assume for the sake of argument that the outside air has cooled things down to a balmy 350 degrees (it hasnt, but my point will still be made)
Now stick your hand into water boiling at a "mere" 212 degrees for just 10 seconds. You've just learned a painful lesson about heat transfer.
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