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Web Site Attacks Are On The Rise

Nicholas Roussos writes "According to recent numbers from 2004, website attacks are on the rise, and many of them are being performed by mischevious school kids. Some of their favorite targets include U.S. government and military websites."

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  1. Mischevious School Kids ooor Glac Elves!! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    Recent numbers as of 2004?!?!? Cripes, that's like ... what? The dark ages! It's practically in cuneiform, even. What takes so long for this kind of thing to get to press? Oh, right, right... the server with the information was being attacked and it took a few months to figure out how to disconnect it from the network and get data off of it... "anybody still got one of those 3.5" floppy disks?"

    I couldn't help but notice that almost every site with a link in a slashdot article gets virtually nuked!

    there must be a connection, but what?

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  2. FRIST POST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello, I am a mischievous school kid.

  3. Worst of all... by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... they're attacking slashdot too and posting dupes!

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  4. Oblig. by erktrek · · Score: 5, Funny

    .. and I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!!!!

  5. Re:I don't think that this is new though. by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Website attacks are on the rise.
    I bet we see this in 2005 as well.
    What would really be news if we saw website attacks decline.

    There will be a decline ... cut-backs and all, we had to lay off a lot of script kiddies and the rest is being outsourced to East Velcro.

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  6. Re:Careful! by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is her site domain? Maybe I could point some of the zombies and such who keep poking around my domains with a redirect to her website so SHE can go track them down.....

  7. "Web Site Attacks Are On The Rise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Web Site Attacks Are On The Rise"

    Tsssss... What is the world coming to when people get attacked by web sites. I still remember when we could co to sleep and leave the computer unlocked.

  8. Re:Careful! by Mignon · · Score: 4, Funny
    It has become her all consuming hobby to track these folks down and allocate whatever government resources she can muster to prosecute intruders into her systems. Woe be unto those that intrude into one of Melissa's systems.

    She sounds like a chick I'd like to meet! Bet I'd impress her by writing a virus and naming it after her.

  9. mischevious school kids? by Reverant · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought they were just w4r-h4rd3n3d AOL script kiddies!

  10. Re:Careful! by pegr · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has become her all consuming hobby to track these folks down and allocate whatever government resources she can muster to prosecute intruders into her systems. Woe be unto those that intrude into one of Melissa's systems.

    She sounds like a chick I'd like to meet! Bet I'd impress her by writing a virus and naming it after her


    I did it already... She wasn't impressed. :(

  11. In other news.... by ARRRLovin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use of "electronic mail" has increased.

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  12. Re:Schoolboys? by PaxTech · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whether they like being called schoolboys or not, it's what they are. Just because they have a political opinion that equates to "OMG W4R 15 B4D n0 Bl00d 4 01L LOL WTF" doesn't make me think of them as mature.

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  13. Re:Careful! by BWJones · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got dibbs on her computational forensics skills first. Besides, she would likely not be happy to suddenly get a bunch of Slashers pinging her systems. Come to think of it, posting her IP domains might result in folks with sunglasses darkening my door. No way dude. :-)

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  14. Re:Government "control"? by TerminaMorte · · Score: 3, Funny

    They have more pressing matters, I would imagine.

    Timmy running some exploit he found on a site from 1999 isn't really on par with, say, the governments secret plan to infiltrate Slashdot, and discredit the community with dupes, mispellings, irrational arguments, and ads disguised as stories.

  15. Attacks by dr_dank · · Score: 2, Funny

    Website attacks are definitely on the rise. Last week, police arrested askjeeves.com for suspicion in a string of armed robberies.

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  16. Re:Schoolboys? by SmokeHalo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not many, particularly among female 15-16yr olds.

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  17. Slashdot is constantly being attacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    By empty-headed schoolkids bent on mischief. These attacks are called "comments".

  18. This is why... by The+Pim · · Score: 4, Funny

    web sites should be caged or leashed at all times, and large, aggressive breeds of web site should require a license. Also, teach your children never to tease web sites.

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  19. Re:No surprises there, then by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  20. Someone's gonna say it.... by Yumi+Saotome · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, Websites attack you!

  21. How to solve the problem. by edunbar93 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Find a bunch of these l33t h4x0r5, then one day after school there's a rash of incidents like this:

    A black van screeches to a halt at the crosswalk that 13 year old Brody Seminuk is standing at, the side door opens and men in black ski masks yank him off the sidewalk and into the van, in full view of his friends. The van jackrabbits away from the curb and the interrogation immediately begins.

    MIB: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!
    BS: What?! I don't have a job!
    MIB: DON'T BULLSHIT US! WE KNOW YOU'RE WORKING FOR INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS!
    BS: International terrorists!? But...! But...!
    MIB: Don't lie to us boy! We'll beat the truth out of you if we have to!
    BS: I don't know any terrorists! What are you talking about!?
    MIB: You tried 32,812 times to break into www.edwards.af.mil!
    BS: Oh shit!

    Van stops in an underground parking garage, where Brody is shoved into a new van, with new interrogators.

    MIB: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!
    BS: I'm not working for anyone! I don't know any terrorists!

    An old, battered van that has "Ed's plumbing" written on the side stops briefly and Brody is pushed out the back door, wearing only his underwear.

    Friend 1: Dude, are you alright? We thought you were going to die!
    Friend 2: They didn't rape you or anything, did they?
    Brody: Got any money? I need a cab home.
    Friend 1: Yeah, yeah, I have about $12.
    Brody: call me a cab then.
    Friend 2: What was that all about anyway.
    Brody: Don't hack into Edwards. They really mean it.
    Friend 2: You mean Edwards AFB?
    Brody: Yes.
    Friend 2: Um, what's that smell?
    Brody: Shut up and dial.

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  22. Re:Careful! by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Funny
    What is her site domain? Maybe I could point some of the zombies and such who keep poking around my domains with a redirect to her website so SHE can go track them down.....

    She's at 127.0.0.1, and trust me, she's got an absolutely impenetrable Firewall! I can't see a thing in there!

    Maybe I'll try a DoS or some buffer overloads.

  23. Re:Careful! by PHP+Addict · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, kids with computers go after the Bush Whitehouse!

    ...oh, wait...
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