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Comments are More Important than Code
CowboyRobot writes "I was going through some code from 2002, frustrated at the lack of comments, cursing the moron who put this spaghetti together, only to realize later that I was the moron who had written it.
An essay titled Comments Are More Important Than Code goes through the arguments that seem obvious only in hindsight - that 'self-documenting' code is good but not enough, that we should be able to write code based on good documentation, not the other way around, and that the thing that separates human-written code from computer-generated code is that our stuff is readable to future programmers.
But I go through this argument with my colleagues, who say that using short, descriptive variable names 'should' be enough as long as the code is well-organized.
Who's right?"
I used to grade student's code as a TA at my university, and I'll tell you what is more annoying than NO comments, this:
/* print "Encrypt message..." to the console */
printf("Encrypt message...");
and then followed by about 150 lines of uncommented spaghetti code
Just go ahead and use the long names, that alone will reduce documentation/commenting
--Joey
Has he read the ones here?
Before any liberals are tempted to mod up one of my comments, a word of warning: I'm actually making fun of you.
...where comments are more important than articles.
Take off every sig. For great justice.
Judging from your indenting, I'm sure glad I don't have to read YOUR code.
Take off every sig. For great justice.
Variable names should be proportional to the size of their scope within the code.
UsngShrtCmtsIsOftNotEnghAsOneMyNdToReWrtShtInTheFt r.
Imagine my relief when I came upon a helpful comment:
All it took was one comment to put my mind to rest: no, it's not just me being stupid in the present. This code seemed this terrible back then, too.
Comments save the day once again.
Why do you think they call it 'code'?
-Eric Smith
I made the code up on the spot, dumbshit, and didn't even finish it. I can't believe you stopped jerking off for the five minutes it must have taken to write that.
Posting AC to stay at your level.
Unless you use python. People using a different indenting style to the original programmer will learn the hard way that that's not going to work.
I had a co-worker who needed a little help with his program. It was C code, but all the semicolons were in column 80, arranged in a nice column. Yikes. He casually said "what, you've never seen that?". Turns out that part of his problem was that he was using float to represent a byte position in an extremely large file. He knew enough that UINT32 wouldn't do it, but ...
HIV Crosses Species Barrier... into Muppets
All generalisms are wrong.
Isn't that a paradox? :)
Please don't post my code on Slashdot.
Come see me in my office.
- Your Supervisor
I opened his listing (printed on non-recycled 11x14 paper), and was surprised to find the listing double-spaced. I tried to figure out how he did it (assuming it was an obscure parameter on the job control card), and eventually realized that he had inserted a blank comment between every line of code (ignore and forgive the periods; I had trouble indenting):
Understand that this meant that, while at the keypunch, he took the time to type a single "C", then feed a new card (taking a couple of seconds), before entering another line of code. (Not to mention the waste of expensive card stock.)
When I asked why he took the time to generate all those blank cards, he answered, sincerely, (wait for it...):
"The professor said the program would be easier to debug if we had a lot of comments."
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
John F. Woods
variables that do something relatively mindless I name 'Gilligan'
Do particulary sexy variables get named Ginger or Mary Ann?
- Function name
- what it does
- parameters
parameter name - what is is for and any restrictions on it (i.e., must not be null)
- return value (all possible return values)
* Function: p-inc
* Purpose: adds one to a positive integer
* Input: x, the integer to be incremented.
* Possible return values: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 278, 279, 280, 281, 282, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 288, 289, 290, 291, 292, 293, 294, 295, 296, 297, 298, 299, 300, 301, 302, 303, 304, 305, 306, 307, 308, 309, 310, 311, 312, 313, 314, 315, 316, 317, 318, 319, 320, 321, 322, 323, 324, 325, 326, 327, 328, 329, 330, 331, 332, 333, 334, 335, 336, 337, 338, 339, 340, 341, 342, 343, 344, 345, 346, 347, 348, 349, 350, 351, 352, 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 358, 359, 360, 361, 362, 363, 364, 365, 366, 367, 368, 369, 370, 371, 372, 373, 374, 375, 376, 377, 378, 379, 380, 381, 382, 383, 384, 385, 386, 387, 388, 389, 390, 391, 392, 393, 394, 395, 396, 397, 398, 399, 400, 401, 402, 403, 404, 405, 406, 407, 408, 409, 410, 411, 412, 413, 414, 415, 416, 417, 418, 419, 420, 421, 422, 423, 424, 425, 426, 427, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 440, 441, 442, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460, 461, 462, 463, 464, 465, 466, 467, 468, 469, 470, 471, 472, 473, 474, 475, 476, 477, 478, 479, 480, 481, 482, 483, 484, 485, 486, 487, 488, 489, 490, 491, 492, 493, 494, 495, 496, 497, 498, 499, 500, 501, 502, 503, 504, 505, 506, 507, 508, 509, 510, 511, 512, 513, 514, 515, 516, 517, 518, 519, 520, 521, 522, 523, 524, 525, 526, 527, 528, 529, 530, 531, 532, 533, 534, 535, 536, 537, 538, 539, 540, 541, 542, 543, 544, 545, 546, 547, 548, 549, 550, 551, 552, 553, 554, 555, 556, 557, 558, 559, 560, 561, 562, 563, 564, 565, 566, 567, 568, 569, 570, 571, 572, 573, 574, 575, 576, 577, 578, 579, 580, 581, 582, 583, 584, 585, 586, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 592, 593, 594, 595, 596, 597, 598, 599, 600, 601, 602, 603, 604, 605, 606, 607, 608, 609, 610, 611, 612, 613, 614, 615, 616, 617, 618, 619, 620, 621, 622, 623, 624, 625, 626, 627, 628, 629, 630, 631, 632, 633, 634, 635, 636, 637, 638, 639, 640, 641, 642, 643, 644, 645, 646, 647, 648, 649, 650, 651, 652, 653, 654, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659, 660, 661, 662, 663, 664, 665, 666, 667, 668, 669, 670, 671, 672, 673, 674, 675, 676, 677, 678, 679, 680, 681, 682, 683, 684, 685, 686, 687, 688, 689, 690, 691, 692, 693, 694, 695, 696, 697, 698, 699, 700, 701, 702, 703, 704, 705, 706, 707, 708, 709, 710, 711, 712, 713, 714, 715, 716, 717, 718, 719, 720, 721, 722, 723, 724, 725, 726, 727, 728, 729, 730, 731, 732, 733, 734, 735, 736, 737, 738, 739, 740, 741, 742, 743, 744, 745, 746, 747, 748, 749, 750, 751, 752,
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Hypocrisy is the resin that holds the plywood of society together.
-- Scott Meyer
No joke, that was in production code from developer that I'm sure a lot of you would recognize. There was also something in there to the effect of:
But I didn't find that one, I just heard stories.
Nick
I want to laugh when I read it.
Some of it is funny.
Some of it is just scary.
The human mind can be a freakishly messed up thing.
http://mindprod.com/unmaindocumentation.html
It is part of a larger essay about writting crappy code.
Anybody that even comes close to software development
should check it out.
--- begin excerpts ---
Avoid Documenting the "Obvious" :
writing an airline reservation system, make sure there are at
least 25 places in the code that need to be modified if you were
to add another airline. Never document where they are. People who
come after you have no business modifying your code without
thoroughly understanding every line of it.
Units of Measure :
variable, input, output or parameter. e.g. feet, metres, cartons.
This is not so important in bean counting, but it is very important
in engineering work.
As a corollary, never document the units of measure of any conversion
constants, or how the values were derived.
It is mild cheating, but very effective, to salt the code with some
incorrect units of measure in the comments.
If you are feeling particularly malicious, make up your own unit of
measure; name it after yourself or some obscure person and never
define it. If somebody challenges you, tell them you did so that
you could use integer rather than floating point arithmetic.
On the Proper Use of Design Documents :
complicated algorithm, use the classic software engineering principles
of doing a sound design before beginning coding. Write an extremely
detailed design document that describes each step in a very complicated
algorithm. The more detailed this document is, the better.
In fact, the design doc should break the algorithm down into a hierarchy
of structured steps, described in a hierarchy of auto-numbered individual
paragraphs in the document. Use headings at least 5 deep. Make sure that
when you are done, you have broken the structure down so completely that
there are over 500 such auto-numbered paragraphs.
For example, one paragraph might be: (this is a real example)then... (and this is the kicker) when you write the code, for each of these paragraphs
you write a corresponding global function named:Do not document these functions. After all, that's what the
design document is for!
Since the design doc is auto-numbered, it will be extremely difficult
to keep it up to date with changes in the code (because the function
names, of course, are static, not auto-numbered.) This isn't a problem
for you because you will not try to keep the document up to date.
In fact, do everything you can to destroy all traces of the document.
Those who come after you should only be able to find one or two
contradictory, early drafts of the design document hidden on some
dusty shelving in the back room near the dead 286 computers.
--- end excerpts ---
You should have written a function to generate the list of numbers for you:
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Edward Everett (1794 - 1865)
Those who understand binary, and those who dont.
:(
Sorry!