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The Planet's Most Moronic Hacker
RawGutts writes "This is the story of "bitchchecker" (the hacker) a user who lost it because he thought he had been kicked of an IRC channel by "Elch". The hacker comes back on the channel threatening to hack and ruin Elch's machine, and dares Elch to give his IP address.
The address given was 127.0.0.1. "
Slashdot will remove the caption "stuff that matters" from their site after failing truth in advertising guildlines... seriously, i know its the morning, but, a wannabe hacker story on the front page? assuming all nerds have read bash.org, this is not even new
"HA HA!"
And with this on the fucking FRONT PAGE, Slashdot sinks to new lows
this is so old... slashdot is becoming moronic
I'll let everyone in on this secret about hacking. Pressing ALT-F4 right now will give you 30 mod points for this story.
it's a great bug in Slashcode.
So whore for some karma, post some links and/or cut-n-paste jobs :-)
...of "CmdrTaco", a Slashdot admin who took a rejected bash.org submission and posted it to the front page of his website.
Why is this even front page news? It's not that funny. I've seen far funnier things on Bash.org. It almost seems to be that someone here at /. has an axe to grind with this supposed "hacker".
-"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
I'd give you a bucket of mod point if I could.
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
It may be amusing..but what does it have to do with the bone in my upper arm ?
This is NOT a signature.
Hey look, the hacker has already resurfaced on /. ! Batten down the hatches, CowboyNeal!
(%i1) factor(777353);
(%o1) 777353
so it is a 10 year old Dupe, why is that news? Just roll around in the /. goodness.....
I mod everyone down who says "I'll get modded down for this." I hate to disappoint.
That is awesome! Thanks for the laugh!
TUPAC RULEZ!
blah, blah, blah
20% overrated? Was the act of putting it on Slashdot so people can read it overrated or was the article itself overrated?
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The latter is not poster's fault, and the former was needed as the site was
Yes, you could type it into google, but this is easier.
Actually, I think it's a Ziggy.... "I wish I was taller"
Don't insult the Slashbots.
Well, I'm not going to do anything drastic like WORK or something!
If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
When you get so angry because Slashdot has decided to withhold its daily 'news' from you in exchange for some dumb geek humor that you have to run off and re-format your hard drive... you need to GET A LIFE.
Why was this green lighted? I've posted about this before. Someone, somewhere, exchanged sexual favors with a member of the slashdot editorial staff.
That's how ALL the stories get posted, didn't you know that?
"Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
And it is on the frontpage of Slashdot so you KNOW it has to be true.
No, I just know that it's probably happened before... and been covered by Slashdot perhaps a year ago.
Follow me
No, your trailer-trash momma is the world's most moronic cracker. Newsflash 1993: mainstream culture wins, you guys lose.
You're new here, aren't you?
the coolest club on
I love your Eatmyassmobile, it's so short and yellow.
You better watch out, there may be dogs about . .
As soon as you pay for /. you can complain.
Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
Call me OT, flamebait, whatever. But seriously, 98% of that crap on April 1 was not funny. Irritated me so much that I decided to re-format my hard drive that day. Seriously.
/. server?
You host the
YOu act like this is a new phenomenon... on any given day you'll find 2 or 3 stories like this, not always on the front page, but they are there.. did you notice the foot icon indicating humor? If you want to change the way slashdot works, I'd say start with the REAL problems, not the stories you happen to not like. Both the games and IT sections have blinding color themes, we get 20 articles linking to ol Roland P.'s blog, duped stories left and right, flaimbait in the article summaries, and countless other things that are IMNSHO several orders of magnitude more important than slashdot posting an old joke that you dont like.
Seriously, pick your battles a little better, if editors wont listen to the throngs of people complaining about the real problems, they certainly aren't going to start accepting submissions based on your opinion of what slashdot should or should not post.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
You're new here, aren't you?
Yeah, right.
Alright, fine. IF you don't like something in your OSS, you can change it yourself. If you don't like something in Slashdot, you can make your own /. if you want something changed in /. and you pay for slashdot, you can complain.
It's as simple as that.
Not a Twitter sockpuppet... but I wish I was.
Curtis Lee Jones would be proud.
:-M
You guys are the dumb ones. Do you think he really hacked his own machine and broke it? He's probably just joking around. When you fed him the 127.0.0.1 IP, he pretended to log off so you would think he is a noob. You are the noob because you fell for his little joke and it made it on /. German hackers are the best! Hahaha.
I for one welcome our new beowulf cluster of advertising overlords.
You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
Sorry, had to vent.
Yes, you've suffered oh so greatly! Perhaps there should also be a moderation "Whiney", so that I can set the appropriate modifier.
"You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
As there is nothing I can do to improve upon your response, I'm simply adding the guy to my foes list.
You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!