The Unemployed Working on OSS Projects
Roger_Explosion writes "In Australia the unemployed have to fulfill a 'mutual obligation' requirement in order to receive welfare payments. What this means is that recipients of welfare payments have to be involved in some sort of activity that improves their chances of finding employment. Until now this has included various types of community service and training and education programs. Recently an organisation called CommunityCode has been established to allow recipients to fulfill this requirement by contributing to OSS projects."
Bludgers is such a great word
Do not try to read the dupe, thats impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth
What truth?
There is no dupe
Stoners and dole bludgers, what wonderful code they will create!
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a sniper rifle.
What happens when the aussie economy does better with a legion of state sponsored oss programmers? Awesome!
Maybe they can hire some of our unemployed (pre-India) tech workers.
Centrelink: so what jobs have you applied for in the last two weeks?
You: None, but i've been working on CommunityCode.org doing OSS development.
Centrelink: what?
You: I've been doing free software work to get experience and stay a productive member of society.
Centrelink: That's all well and good but I've got a job available at a chicken slaughterhouse I think you should apply for.
Groan.
Yet another blogger begging for an audience.
I want you to get to the guts of this algorithm.
I want you to get to the guts of this...
Can you run that server headless? ... headless?
Can you run that
I've just found the shell!
Because what's better than a nation of exiled convicts? A nation of unemployed construction workers writing libfetchporn 0.9, that's what.
It's the programmers that Microsoft rejects that will make OSS the best.
"You see sir, if you fire me, I'll still get paid to work on a FREE product that will compete with yours."
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
I can see it now...
1. OSS developers write custom management/accounting software for Welfare Program.
2. Welfare department welcomes cutomized management/accounting software with open arms (after all, they *sponsored* software).
3. OSS developers exploit a secret, built-in backdoor system
4. PROFIT!!!
No ???? needed
if (unemployed) {
dole = dole * 2;
}
printPayslip();
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The story's about Australia, so the Southern Hemisphere, obviously.
Yeah, because we all know how well pale, 120 pound geeks clean streets in 100+ degree weather!
Seriously, I've been laid off since Nov. 29th. (I start a new job on Monday...YAY!). But, I've been putting in 40-60 hour days everyday (with the exception of a few days when it was REALLY nice out).
Not only have a really made progress on GnosisLIMS (which I've been working on for years), but I was also able to create a useful tool for managing my email when I'm way from my desk (Flex-mn).
It was very useful for answering the standard "so what have you been doing during your time off other than watching TV" interview question.Myddrin
Companies are experiencing a massive skills shortage over here at the moment...
Import American workers. There's certainly a surplus of skilled folks over here already, our corporate overlords keep bringing in even more, and many Americans would accept lower-than-average pay just to get out of the cesspool our country is becoming.
You could soon have an abundance of programmers to work on OSS.
God damnit you guys, shut up! This is my backup plan if I can't get a decent job as a coder and you guys go and blab about it on SLASHDOT of all places.
Apparently they need plumbers desparately...
In the US we tried a covert plan to lure young people into the plumbing trade. The whole rap/hip-hop movement was to condition them to wear their pants at half-staff thinking that this would make for an easy transition and causing them to identify with those they dressed like.
The plan has utterly failed though. Now the plumbers' rates are sky-high so that they might be able to purchase plenty of BLING to wear after hours. We think the key factor in subverting our effort was the introduction of boxers to the youngsters from other factions. If the trend continues, plumbers will be wearing them soon as well.
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As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.