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Gates on Google

EnsignExtra writes " A long and interesting article in Fortune on the battle between Gates and Google. 'Forced to watch Google's stock soar the way Microsoft's used to, and Brin and Page enjoy their roles as tech's new rock stars, Gates brings to the fight a ferocity that nobody has seen since the Netscape war a decade ago. Their popularity gets under his skin. "There's companies that are just so cool that you just can't even deal with it," he says sarcastically, suggesting that Google is nothing more than the latest fad, adding, "At least they know to wear black."...Trying to build a Google killer, however, has turned out to be truly humbling for Microsoft.'"

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  1. The ultimate fight by baadger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Google vs
    Microsoft ..the fight concluded.

  2. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Gates used Linux he could just "killall -9 Google"

  3. Thanks googledot! by wahgnube · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article: "Indeed, four years have passed since Microsoft released a piece of software that generated the kind of buzz Google seems to generate every month."

    No small thanks to our very own googledotdotorg :).

  4. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by Scruffeh · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's because Dogs need constant attention and maintenence, much like MS' software

  5. There's no need to fear... by dpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    When criminals in this world appear
    and break the laws that they should fear
    and frighten all who see or hear
    the cry goes up both far and near
    for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

    Credits to: http://www.delorie.com/users/dj/tidbits/underdog_l yrics.html (#2 hit on Google "underdog theme song" search, #1 had a .wav link. Add "lyrics" as a search term and that link is still #2, and #1 is: http://www.wickedcoolnews.com/underdoglyrics.html which also has the lyrics.)

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  6. Re:Job Advertisements Tell The Truth by Quixote · · Score: 4, Funny
    The point everyone's missing is: what was Gates doing looking at Google's help-wanted page? Things not going so well at Microsoft, Bill? Or is sharing a cubicle with Ballmer starting to bother you?

    ;-)

  7. Re:The best Google Ad Ever! by khujifig · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...they're so cool you could keep a side of meat in them for a month, so hip you have difficulty seeing over their pelvis...

    (sorry, Douglas)

  8. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by lachlan76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well it keeps to the spirit of their software! It just works.

  9. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by ricotest · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its ambitious new operating system, code-named Longhorn, is more than a year late, even after having been scaled back. Linux, the free operating system that Gates once scoffed at, is fighting Microsoft for share in both the server and desktop markets, forcing the company to do the unthinkable: offer customer discounts. Last year it had to spend $1 billion to rewrite thousands of lines of code to make its programs less susceptible to viruses. Its Xbox gaming console is winning raves from players but has yet to make serious money. Meanwhile, Apple has stolen the show in online music with its hugely popular iPod and iTunes Music Store. Plus, the recently released Firefox browser, which can be downloaded free, has forced Gates to reconstitute an Internet Explorer development team.

    And as Microsoft is getting attacked on all fronts, am I the only one smiling from ear to ear?

  10. Re:Innovate, not copy by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about Bob?

  11. Re:Maybe some truth there by Tim+Browse · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If you want to be the best,
    If you want to beat the rest,
    Medication's what you need..."

  12. Re:Maybe some truth there by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Funny
    In fact, I thought the XBox was still losing money for Microsoft. Didn't the XBox have only one profitble quarter?

    BTW, did anyone else notice that MS slashed their R&D budget? How do they expect to thrive in new markets if they don't try new stuff? You can only leverage a desktop monopoly so far...

    I thought they had a free R&D facility in Cupertino, CA?

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    Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
  13. Re:Google by choice,MSsearch by force by Therlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    You downloaded Google? Did it fit on a floppy or did you need a Zip disk?

  14. Re:GOffice? by Speare · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, what google is doing is DoubleClick * 10^100, and everyone's hunkydory with it.

    Hm, let's see.

    googol
    n : a cardinal number represented as 1 followed by 100 zeros (ten raised to the power of a hundred)

    I guess they're finally starting to make apparent their business model.

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  15. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by KutuluWare · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well it keeps to the spirit of their software! It just works.
    ...once
  16. Huh? by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Funny
    Do you think Gates is upset that google can be used to search for "firefox"? The truth is, changing out of windows would be like trying to change from gasoline to power cars- all the vehicles out there have internal combustion engines, and the infastructure to fuel them is in place- so even if we have a great alternative (biodiesel, cars that run on boogers... whatever), it would require a wholesale hardware change... The changeover period would be rough.... As much fun as it is to love to hate Microsoft, they are successful- sort of like when you make fun of some guy with a gold chain and a Firebird- sure he is an a--ho--, but he gets all the ladies....

    I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. Mix in a few more metaphors and it might just make sense.

  17. Re:Microsoft Will Fail - Tales From The Inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mark my words...the M$ search engine project and it's (imho) inevitable failure will be the death knell for M$.

    If you are wrong, we'll never believe an A.C. again.

  18. Re:Microsoft's Underdog by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    --DOINK!--

    It looks like you're trying to destroy another company! Would you like to:

    a) Buy it and assimilate it into your company, then claim to the media that this constitutes "innovation."

    b) Buy it and lock the employees into their buildings to starve to death once the vending machines give out.

    c) Buy it and send Ballmer over to annoy the hell out of them.

    d) Buy a country and send its armed forces to wipe all assets of the company from the face of the Earth.

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    I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
  19. Re:Microsoft Will Fail - Tales From The Inside by sopuli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe I could google for it.

    Yes, just google for worst search engine.