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Sober.P Worm Accounts for 5% of all Email Traffic

destuxor writes "The grave insecurity of the day is the Sober.P worm which is currently pushing nearly 5% of all email traffic at the moment. Unlike previous worms, Sober can disable the Windows Firewall and Symantec Antivirus. Interestingly, patched machines are not vulnerable to the exploits used by this worm. What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?" update percentage corrected.

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  1. sober.p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    is that like the anti-tequila worm?

  2. Yay, its go time! by e133tc1pher · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh better hurry and update iptables and patch my kernel and emerge sync;emerge -uv world... oh windows, they get all the fun!

    1. Re:Yay, its go time! by secolactico · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh better hurry and update iptables and patch my kernel and emerge sync;emerge -uv world

      YAY!!!! It's don... what@ still compiling? It's been 4 hours already!!

      (kidding, man. but my slashbot training tought me that no emerge reference is complete without a compile time joke. it probably won't be that long. heck, it might even finish before sarge is finally released)

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  3. Only 1 way by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whenever your PC gets infected with a virus or 10 bits of spyware a large foot swings out from under the desk and hits you in the groin. It'd even work on them guys pretending to be women!

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    1. Re:Only 1 way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm curious about these 'bits'. Do you have any more information?

  4. Solution by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What are we going to have to do to convince "ordinary users" to visit WindowsUpdate once in a while?

    Easy. Make it an invite-based system. People take for granted what they can get effortlessly.

    Add a cost to it, and people will appreciate and use it more.

    1. Re:Solution by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah yes, "perceived value". Works every time. Just look at the success of Windows itself.

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  5. And it's for free! by kryogen1x · · Score: 1, Funny

    Funny how something called sober is free as in beer.

  6. Re:Reading the article? by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like someone needs to get Sober:P

  7. Re:Reading the article? by m4ximusprim3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because here on slashdot, anything stastically alarming is squared to make it even more alarming. its in the end user agreement :)

  8. Re:How about... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Doesn't work. Quoth the page:

    Thank you for your interest in Windows Update

    Windows Update is the online extension of Windows that helps you get the most out of your computer.

    You must be running a Microsoft Windows operating system in order to use Windows Update.
  9. Fight Fire With Fire? by tbuckner · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if you slashdot the Sober.P worm, who wins?

  10. Re:Interestingly? by merdaccia · · Score: 5, Funny

    I officially retract that last comment. The grammatical mistake was more retarded than the quote it was making fun of.

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  11. Re:Reading the article? by Jozer99 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They read the article, and accidently mentally multiplied the actual figure by 5.3763440860215053763440860215054. It could happen to anyone!

  12. Re:Reading the article? by carpe_noctem · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read that the article references...

    Ah, see, that was your first mistake.

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  13. Re:Windows Update is useless to dialup users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    It's interesting how many supposedly skilled Linux zealots can't seem to get Windows Update to work while millions of non technical people have it work just fine. Early on it had a lot of problems but I haven't seen a problem with Windows Update for years.

    If it ain't broke don't fix it. Great motto, I assume that means you're running unpatched Linux machines too right? Afterall if it's running fine it doesn't need any security patchs.

  14. Re:"Ordinary users" by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I work at a University IT helpdesk, and after far too many malware problems from far too many dumb lusers (and many of them repeat visits), I've adopted a new policy. If a student or member of faculty comes in with malware problems for the first time, I fix it for them and I give them a Gentoo Linux install CD to go away with. If they come back with viruses/spyware a second time, I tell the luser to stop bothering me, and that I gave them the solution to install last time."

    Let me guess - all those stereotypes about antisocial computer geeks seem to have originated in your general vicinity, am I right?

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