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Chronicles of Narnia Trailer
Ant writes "After United States' broadcast debut of the "Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe" trailer on Saturday, May 7th during ABC's network premiere of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", Ain't It Cool News posted AOL's link to the QuickTime movie (direct link to download the 56 MB high quality trailer file)." Fix yourself some turkish delight and enjoy.
It's a SFF book. Nerds like SFF, haven't you heard?
The Braying and Neighing of Barnyard Animals Follows.
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They called my browser "insufficient" :(
That's a valuable lesson, you have to use the British tastiness scale, which is a lot different than normal people's.
Mmmm, steak and kidney and liver and entrail pie....
Bwahaha, excellent troll! I salute you sir. Getting modded "+1 Informative" is the icing on the cake.
I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
The League of Concerned Satanists will no doubt lambast this movie as Christian propaganda, due to its thinly veiled allegory.
English is easier said than done.
It's only natural to confuse them, since Lewis and Clarke did so much exploring together. :)
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
"In a world of peace, four children are sent to a strange house, where they find a portal to another world of perpetual snow and talking animals."
*Cue gratuitous beaver shot*
"My word, Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve! Come in and and have tea!"
Four children clash hands together and shout "Talking Beavers! Excellent!"
But then one encounters a mysterious woman:
"Yes, dear boy. I am an evil witch! You can tell by my impeccable manners and cut-glass English accent!"
"Uh oh!"
"Like some Turkish Delight?"
"Are they like Hershey Bars?"
"Yes, but not quite as evil and low carb as well"
To be continued...
*sigh*
Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question
1) "That's Not The Way *I* Would Have Done It" comments
2) "All What Those Hollywood Asshats Want To Do Is Make Money And Have Anal Sex With CS Lewis' Corpse" comments
3) "This Is The Greatest Movie Every And Everyone Else Should Shut The Fuck Up" comments
4) Legitimate comments.
UTF-8: There and Back Again
I'm sorry but it seems as though Narnia doesn't believe in dust. Everything in the trailer appears squeeky clean. One thing I particularly enjoyed about the Lord of the Rings was that pieces were dated well and you could honestly believe that this is something that exists in reality.
Frankly there's no way an old British woman and four children could keep that house perfectly dusted.
Furthermore, what's with the horrible choice of colors? I've never seen so many primary and secondary colors used in costume and set design in my life. If Narnia is so primitive, technologically, wouldn't it make sense that they would have to use natural dyes--frankly you can't get colors that perfect from natural dye.
Disney just isn't selling it.